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Made in us
Smokin' Skorcha Driver





"So about this Matt Ward guy..."

 
   
Made in us
Proud Triarch Praetorian





"Does No really mean No?"

"Turtles and how well they are made into Pie"

"Who has made it the farthest onto Frazzleds lawn?"

"Zombies [insert the rest]"

"Should I ask her age first or risk it?"

"Why dont we just send the british people toothbrushes?"
   
Made in us
Sslimey Sslyth






Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

"What does Fzorgle mean?"

"You know, I've always found Zombies...well...sexy."

"Take a look at these pics, is it just a rash?"

"What reasons are there to join the preisthood besides little alter-boy a$$?"

"The only way Amy Winehouse's death could be cooler is if she showed up on Walking Dead this year and I could see Rick bash her zombie brains out with a sledgehammer."

I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!

The best 40k page in the Universe
COMMORRAGH 
   
Made in us
Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

Was "The FPS genre and female characters/gamers" brought up yet?

bonbaonbardlements 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Prowler





wocka flocka rocka shocka

Oh dear, this one is personal, since I saw someone at work who needs to read it:

Crossdressing, how do you know if you're doing it right?

captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Dreadwinter wrote:"Who has made it the farthest onto Frazzleds lawn?"


oh that was me.i got one inch before he blew off most of my limbs.

on-topic:

"best ways to beat your dog"
"best ways to punish you dog"
"dog breeding tips"
"what that number you use to call for 911 again?"

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

"If I'm having sex with animals should I use a condom?"
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheesecat wrote:"If I'm having sex with animals should I use a condom?"


...This is why I like you Cheesecat, you see the line where good taste ends...and then cheerfully jump right over it.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel






Deadshane1 wrote:"What reasons are there to join the preisthood besides little alter-boy a$$?"



Was my face upon reading this before falling to the ground with laughter.
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Prowler





wocka flocka rocka shocka

Here's 5 more:

"The south will rise"

"Why is it bad to take a crap in the pool?"

"I just coughed up blood, am I going to die?"

"Transvestites: dudes in disguise"

"I think matt ward is just great"


captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

remilia_scarlet wrote:"The south will rise"


who told you!?!??!
is from texas

'texas sucks,agree?'

'britan is communist in diguise.'

'the police called me.should i ignore them?'

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Scotland

The thing i love is when people post obvious pointless threads on the off chance they aren't noticed.

Anyway...
'What's your weight'
'How can i stop my wife finding out?'
'How many times have you been inbeforethelock?'
'Who's your least favourite mod?'
'Rate my poo'

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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

Anything concerning the New World Order, Frazzled's wiener(s) or why Rihanna is pricess of the Illuminati.

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in de
Stinky Spore




Bavaria

So I lost my virginity today...
Is taking advantage of her okay, when I don't love her?
Leaving Dakka. Best wargaming forum after Warseer?
DIY abortion anyone?
Rumours about new army in December

An inquisitor walks into a bar.
+++POST TERMINATED BY AUTHORITY OF THE INQUISITION+++ 
   
Made in gb
Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte





101 Tasty Recipes for the Placenta

Why Vampires are Sexy

My Sexual Awakening

Hillarious Farmyard Accidents

Sheep are People Too

People I've Killed and Why


 
   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

Is it wrong to laugh at injured drunks?
Is it wrong to wish for people to get injured/ill, especially drunks?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in us
Screaming Shining Spear




Pittsburgh, PA

Azza007 wrote:Is it wrong to laugh at injured drunks?
Is it wrong to wish for people to get injured/ill, especially drunks?

No, and no

Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans!
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Azza007 wrote:Is it wrong to laugh at injured drunks?
Is it wrong to wish for people to get injured/ill, especially drunks?


no.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

´Uh, anyone need a baby-sitter?´

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in us
Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

Furries, and how to dispose of them

bonbaonbardlements 
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC







remilia_scarlet wrote:"Transvestites: dudes in disguise"


But are they trans-transvestites, from transexual Translevania?

TrollPie wrote: or why Rihanna is pricess of the Illuminati.



Rihanna used to be so hot before she went all S&M/Brown Lady Gaga....

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

"What's your strangest fetish?"
"Show yourself! (NSFW edition)"
"Gailbraithe on politics"

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/27 02:43:22


 
   
Made in us
Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

Cheesecat wrote:"Gailbraithe on politics"

And...
-Religion
-Abortion
-Life and its meaning
-A guide for Dakkanauts how to properly use a shotgun
-Bags of Dirt
-How to use Caps Lock
-Why he is the only one being called out
-How not to derail a thread
-What the feth his username could possibly mean
-And many, many more!

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/07/27 03:36:18


bonbaonbardlements 
   
Made in us
Hauptmann




Diligently behind a rifle...

Why you should BLAME THE VICTIM!!!!!!





Catachan LIX "Lords Of Destruction" - Put Away

1943-1944 Era 1250 point Großdeutchland Force - Bolt Action

"The best medicine for Wraithlords? Multilasers. The best way to kill an Avatar? Lasguns."

"Time to pour out some liquor for the pinkmisted Harlequins"

Res Ipsa Loquitor 
   
Made in us
Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

Stormrider wrote:Why you should BLAME THE VICTIM!!!!!!





And how to indirectly get threads locked after banishment.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/27 03:38:09


bonbaonbardlements 
   
Made in gb
Krazed Killa Kan






Newport, S Wales

[POLL]Rohypnol,Ketamine,GHB, your preferred drink-spiking drug?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/27 08:10:01


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 Atma01 wrote:

And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.

daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
Made in au
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster



Sydney, Australia

how to break out of prison...

how to break into prison...

how to break someone out of prison...

has anyone here done jail time?

basically anything involving prison.

Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
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On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77

On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

"HELP! The boil on my face is getting bigger! Now with Pics!"

"CoD made me want to join the army. Where do I sign up?"

"Chowderhead's 10 favorite people on Dakka!"

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Sslimey Sslyth






Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

Sabet wrote:how to break out of prison...

how to break into prison...

how to break someone out of prison...

has anyone here done jail time?

basically anything involving prison.


...along those lines...

"TALES FROM THE JAIL: [insert edition]"

......................

"Vote for Obama in 2012!"

"GW price hike? No problem. 'How to sell your newborn on the black market'."

"9/11, who cares...really?"

"Girls, who needs 'em? A self fufillment 'tactica'."

"Vote for Sarah Palin in 2012!"

"How soccer moms are ruining the world."

"What about all the GOOD things that Hitler did?"



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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!

The best 40k page in the Universe
COMMORRAGH 
   
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Boosting Space Marine Biker







'where can i download codex's for free'
'i have her chained up, what now?'
'i shot my father with a arrow, cause he took my phone,like'
'why do you all hate me' (cookie to anyone who actually remembers this thread -.-)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/sneekygreenman] 
   
 
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