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2011/07/22 13:43:27
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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The Hammer of Witches
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"Hello everyone on Dakka Dakka, I was writing to see if anyone could offer me any advice on how I sho--"
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DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
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2011/07/22 13:44:16
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Won't somebody think of the children?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/07/22 13:50:40
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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"Best bomb recipes"
"Things the wife doesn't know about."
"Are gays any worse than pedophiles?"
"So I have this rash...[pics]"
"Why does it hurt so much to pee?"
"Jews: The scum of the world?"
And anything involving:
-Religion
-Politics
-Morality
-Tau
-[insert meme here]
-Hating on the latest codex
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/07/22 13:52:35
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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'Hormagaunt Solution'
and
'Atheists know more about religion?'
Nah not really go ahead and read that hilarious train wreck of a thread! 
Emperors Faithful wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?
But that'll only make the Bees hungrier
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2011/07/22 14:20:07
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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'Are number 2s meant to look like this'
'Help on hacking into Dakka Dakka'
'How to become a pedophile'
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/22 14:20:25
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2011/07/22 17:28:33
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/07/22 17:39:26
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"
...do they?
...Please don't ask that question...it will only encourage someone to post that damned ork cheerleader picture.. EDIT:...GDI Cheesecat...See...I knew it....
This post, and obviously, the one above it made me laugh my butt off, thanks for the moment of sheer joy!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/22 17:39:38
Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/07/22 17:39:55
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Monster Rain wrote:
What the hell?
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/07/22 17:40:09
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Terrifying Doombull
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How to smuggel nukes into the US
How to abduct children for bear use
How to kill Mellisa witha rusty knifr and then eat her corps
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2011/07/22 17:41:06
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Trondheim wrote:How to smuggel nukes into the US
How to abduct children for bear use
How to kill Mellisa witha rusty knifr and then eat her corps
Don't eat me D:
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2011/07/22 17:53:12
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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"Bronies"
"Why do people love cute things"
"Furries"
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/07/22 18:00:57
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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"Where can I find Space Corridors?"
"My new female marine project!"
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
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2011/07/22 18:14:51
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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"Should I trim/shave/grow my..."
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2011/07/22 18:26:50
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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"When _____ people get paid"
"I like justin bieber"
"Tourettes general thread"
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/07/22 18:54:55
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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"Anyone here ever been to prison?"
"What you say about people behind their backs."
"How many ways can you think of to get kicked out of Walmart?"
Actually that last one might be rather funny...
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2011/07/22 19:17:31
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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"Spam thread"
"How do I know if I'm jewish?"
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/07/22 19:21:35
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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coolyo294 wrote:Monster Rain wrote:
What the hell?
I keep forgetting we never spread that image around as much as i had previously thought...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/22 19:22:35
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Yeah, in retrospect, it's a little inside.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/07/22 19:30:48
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Anything with the words "Blood Ravens" and "Primarch" in the same sentence
TrollPie wrote:anything involving:
-Religion
-Politics
-Morality
-Tau
SIGGED SIGGED SIGGED.
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2011/07/22 20:48:31
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
Imperium - Vondolus Prime
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Has anyone seen my Social Security number?
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 All is forgiven if repaid in Traitor's blood. |
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2011/07/22 21:11:36
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This is less a comedy thread more a bible that all new members should have to read. 
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/07/22 23:54:47
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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Status-update threads...
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 MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is 
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2011/07/23 20:17:28
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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remilia_scarlet wrote:
"How do I know if I'm jewish?"
Are you jewish?
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/07/23 20:22:08
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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'...and then I put my penis on the table.'
'What do you think of my new hairstyle?'
'OMG, LOOK AT MY NEW LAND-RAIDER, HAHAHAHA LOLOL'
'What to do with a dead person's neck after you cut the head off.'
I could go on like this...
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2011/07/23 20:42:49
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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lord commissar klimino wrote:FITZZ wrote: " 101 uses for handcuffs and cool whip, by Cannerus the Unbearable."
...No..wait, actually come to think of it that would be a must read.
that reminds me...
'so ive bought lady's underwear...'
It went well
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2011/07/23 21:02:41
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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"EXALT this thread!"
"101 things to do with a dead body....naked."
"Why Star Wars is better than Star Trek"
"When I'm drunk...I make threads."
"Can there be female Space Marines?"
"20 more things to do with a dead body....naked."
"Please talk me out of killing myself."
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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!
The best 40k page in the Universe
COMMORRAGH |
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2011/07/23 22:59:40
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Anything with the words "Jews" "did" and "it".
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2011/07/24 00:41:38
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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"Proof that the holocaust never happened"
"How many times a month do you get drunk?"
"...and then she left me"
"Pirates vs Ninjas: the endless debate"
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2011/07/24 00:43:52
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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"calling all trolls, Bet i can out troll you"
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2011/07/24 00:51:39
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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This should be an article XD
"So I was in the kitchen and I found my girlfriend...."
"I broke up with my girlfriend....."
"Perfect Revenge schemes."
"SO I was trolling facebook and....
"YO DUDES CHECK THIS OUT!"
"Like Oh My Gawd check this out."
"Which is Better a Space Marine or a Jedi?"
"VS THREADS!"
"I love Chicken!"
"Amazing ain't it?"
"America!"
"OBAMA IS HITLER!"
"OBAMA IS A JEW!"
"OBAMA IS A NAZI!"
"OBAMA IS PART OF A SCHEME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
"Jon Stewart sucks."
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