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2011/07/21 22:54:47
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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'Mock the Week' a popular BBC 'comedy panel show' has an improv round called 'scenes we'd like to see' where the comedians come up with funny one liners on a certain topic. I thought dakka could do with a slice of this action so i give you 'Thread titles to avoid'.
Here are some to get things started:
'How young is too young?'
'What's this rash? [pics]'
'The problem with black people'
'[video] me and my girlfriend'
'Great site: Nike trainers, Armani jeans, Ipad $5 wow!'
'Should i get tested?'
Let the comedy flow!!
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/07/21 23:00:46
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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'so i was outside the women's changing room'
this is wierd BTW. if this does catch on im sure it will be good laughs.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/21 23:00:48
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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2011/07/21 23:01:48
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Can A Cure For Cancer Be Justified?
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2011/07/21 23:01:56
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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'why religion is bad', good one lol.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/07/21 23:03:51
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"Are you paying too much for car insurance?"
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/07/21 23:04:14
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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corpsesarefun wrote:Can A Cure For Cancer Be Justified?
i see what you did there.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/21 23:04:49
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Sinewy Scourge
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OT Thread titles to avoid.
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2011/07/21 23:10:56
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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'so i ran over an old lady....'
'so my son is reading certain magazines....'
'so,i woke up naked in a ditch,should i be worried?'
'so my doctor said i need to get tested..,'
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/21 23:10:58
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:OT Thread titles to avoid.
[stage left]Hilarity ensues..........  EDit 'So i ran over an old lady' Barely warrants a thread, she'll be fine.... 
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/07/21 23:12:21
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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" 101 uses for handcuffs and cool whip, by Cannerus the Unbearable."
...No..wait, actually come to think of it that would be a must read.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/07/21 23:14:35
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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FITZZ wrote: " 101 uses for handcuffs and cool whip, by Cannerus the Unbearable."
...No..wait, actually come to think of it that would be a must read.
that reminds me...
'so ive bought lady's underwear...'
 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/21 23:17:10
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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'Need tips for stalking a girl i like from school'
'my quest for fitness' 
'Republicans are douches'
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/07/21 23:18:44
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"Frazzled and his wonderful weiners."
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/07/21 23:21:44
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Avatar 720 wrote:"Frazzled and his wonderful weiners."
dangit,your not suppose to win a thread this fast! but this seriously is the funniest so far 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/22 00:01:16
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Perkustin wrote:'Need tips for taking a girl i like from a school'
Fixed...?
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2011/07/22 00:07:16
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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"Thinking of starting Orks, what color are they and why?"
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2011/07/22 00:12:24
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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"Do Orks have nipples?"
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2011/07/22 00:13:09
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"
...do they?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/22 00:24:07
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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"What's on your mind?"
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/07/22 00:27:15
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"
...do they?
No, except maybe this (sorry Chibi  ).
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2011/07/22 00:28:07
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"
...do they?
...Please don't ask that question...it will only encourage someone to post that damned ork cheerleader picture..
EDIT:...GDI Cheesecat...See...I knew it....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/22 00:29:05
"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/07/22 00:29:39
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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FITZZ wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"
...do they?
...Please don't ask that question...it will only encourage someone to post that damned ork cheerleader picture..
You literally made me laugh out loud.
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2011/07/22 00:31:14
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Cheesecat wrote:FITZZ wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"
...do they?
...Please don't ask that question...it will only encourage someone to post that damned ork cheerleader picture..
You literally made me laugh out loud.
Yes...I figured as much..
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/07/22 00:42:43
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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lord commissar klimino wrote:'so i was outside the women's changing room'
this is wierd BTW. if this does catch on im sure it will be good laughs.
"If this is love, why does it burn?"
"Quit smoking motivation thread"
"Favourite Dakka usernames"
"Conspiracy theory 101"
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We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2011/07/22 00:44:26
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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Never has a single thread made me laugh so much...
"Why are Angry Marines so Angry?"
"Who killed JFK?"
"Check out this Ork cheerleader mini"
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2011/07/22 00:52:30
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Any bloody thread title that is vague and/or misleading.
eg Need help
yes but what with you blithering....
ah, think I maybe taking it too literally.
okay how about:
My mother the Space Femarine
Cute animal characters and anthropomorphism. Discuss.
Our brand of football is better than yours.
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2011/07/22 01:05:52
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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X-Men: Last Stand... years after it has been hated upon
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MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we?
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2011/07/22 01:38:12
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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AvatarForm wrote:X-Men: Last Stand... years after it has been hated upon
I was aware of that, when I created the thread but I want to hear people's opinions on why they disliked it so much.
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2011/07/22 01:41:47
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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"SO i was walking into a bar and..."
"You guys wanna hear a joke?"
"Politics!"
"PALIN!"
"2012 OMG!"
"AMAZING GRACE!"
"AMERICA GAK YEAH, GONNA SAVE THE MOTHA GAKING DAY YEAH!"
"So i lost my girlfriend."
"I feel so alone without my gf."
"What the hell happened to barbie?"
"I have a kid and he is annoying me..."
"I hate Teenage BOOPERS!"
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