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2011/08/20 02:56:43
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Mordoskul wrote:Why doesn't Dakka have a porn board?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/08/20 03:02:13
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Avatar 720 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.
"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair
"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com
"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...
That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist. 
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2011/08/20 03:04:59
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Cheesecat wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.
"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair
"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com
"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...
That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.
im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 03:08:16
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.
"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair
"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com
"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...
That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.
im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.
Link is NSFW Sorry to burst your bubble...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/08/20 03:12:00
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 03:25:08
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Chowderhead wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.
"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair
"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com
"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...
That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.
im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.
Link is NSFW
Sorry to burst your bubble...
It is unavailable in my location.
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2011/08/20 03:29:39
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"ear fetishes and why they rock"
"my tied up wife"
"why does my butt hurt?"
"my ear fetish.with pics."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 03:49:23
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Cheesecat wrote:Chowderhead wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.
"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair
"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com
"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...
That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.
im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.
Link is NSFW
Sorry to burst your bubble...
It is unavailable in my location.
inb4 topic derailment to furries
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2011/08/20 06:09:25
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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" I went camping and my bum hurts."
" manscaping tutorial."
" Hemroids how do I get rid of them? (pics) "
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2011/08/20 06:24:49
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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CiaranAnnrach wrote:
So I found this really interesting thread on 4chan's /b/ forum...
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/09/04 19:01:56
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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"I want to be a porn star, do you have any tips for success?"
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2011/09/05 01:29:07
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
Sitting in yo' bath tub, poopin out shoggoths
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"so I was watching this porno and you wouldn't believe the things I learned!"
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 750 points
 1000 Points
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2011/09/05 01:35:41
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"My 10' Female Loyalist Chaos Space Marine Bloodbunny Cavalry with Bloodbunny lance, Bloodbunny rifle and Bloodbunny claws who scratched their name into the heart of the Emperor using knives bathed in the blood of kittens for purity - and me."
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/09/05 04:49:00
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Calculating Commissar
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"What's your favorite way to rub one out?"
"What's your favorite H-game?"
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2011/09/05 06:11:56
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
Sitting in yo' bath tub, poopin out shoggoths
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not to be a buzkill but lets take it down a notch with the sexual-ness of the thread, i'm looking at you Happygrunt, though I did lol
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750 points
1000 Points
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2011/09/05 06:13:32
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Calculating Commissar
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Oh, I wasn't even the worst one.
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2011/09/05 16:12:55
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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i think ear hair was worse.....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/09/07 04:42:42
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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sex is bad and causes babies
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/07 04:42:51
Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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2011/09/07 05:31:15
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Why does my urine look like tea?
Minor repairs how to sow yourself up.
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2011/09/07 06:18:50
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Wraith
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"Help, guys, I just accidentally my little brother!"
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2011/09/07 06:23:13
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Skillful Swordmaster
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"What about all the good things Hitler did"
"Its stings when I pee"
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Damn I cant wait to the GW legal team codex comes out now there is a dex that will conquer all. |
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2011/09/07 16:31:15
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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templeorks wrote:Why does my urine look like tea?
Jubear wrote:"Its stings when I pee"
There's your problem right there; you're pissing tea.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/09/07 18:48:22
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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"Something overdramatic" followed by copypasta from an imageboard.
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/09/07 23:11:01
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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"Where did the 'black and white space marine on the black and white bike' joke originate?"
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2011/09/08 05:04:24
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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"My two favorite artists are lady gaga and bolt thrower."
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/09/08 05:07:32
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"get banned now!"
"i did things...to a cat."
"i painted everything pink!"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/09/08 05:11:08
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
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"Does the Bible contradict itself?"
I hate titles that ask obvious questions, after all.
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Worship me. |
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2011/09/08 05:16:28
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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hate to say it,but every religion contradicts itself.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/09/08 07:41:54
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Nasty Nob
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"Does every religion contradicts itself?"
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2011/09/08 10:46:53
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"Does it matter?"
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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