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All together now.......(I'm looking at you pelvic thrusters)

Before anyone rages at me it's a joke

PPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCC TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!

Okay, what if we compromise?

Don't thrust your pelvis into a plasma reactor.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a slaaneshi follower.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a SoB.
Don't thrust your pelvis down the barrell of a battlecannon.
Don't thrust your pelvis at the Hive Mind.
Don't thrust your pelvis at an ork.
Don't thrust your pelvis at anyone.
Don't thrust your pelvis.

S_P

Space_Potato wrote:Okay, what if we compromise?

Don't thrust your pelvis into a plasma reactor. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a slaaneshi follower. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a SoB. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement.
Don't thrust your pelvis down the barrell of a battlecannon. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement.
Don't thrust your pelvis at the Hive Mind. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement.
Don't thrust your pelvis at an ork. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement.
Don't thrust your pelvis at anyone. Especially if you're a part of the pelvic thruster movement.
Don't thrust your pelvis. Especially if you're a part of the pelvic thruster movement.

S_P

fixed.

Awwwww... but mommy, I want to thrust HERE!

''blam'' BLAM'' BLAAAAAM "" die heretics die "

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(And no this is not random, it is atcual code, use a trnslater to work it out)

I've released a new mixtape, consisting of some songs to listen to while you're thrusting.

1) Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis.
2) Revelry - Kings of Leon
3) Operation Ground and Pound - Dragonforce
4) Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six
5) Surrender - Cheap Trick
6) Big Balls - ACDC
7) All out of Love - Air Supply
8) I Touch Myself - Blondie
9) More than a feeling - Boston
10) Human Touch - Bruce Springsteen
11) I Wish I Were Blind - Bruce Springsteen
12) Jerk it out - The Caesars
13) Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
14) Knock on Wood - David Bowie
15) A Big Hunk O' Love - Elvis Presley
16) Big Iron - Johnny Cash
17) Any Way You Want It - Journey
18) Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
19) Feeling Good - Nina Simone
20) Innuendo - Queen

(Note - these songs were chosen for innuendo names, NOT musical preference - although, having said that, some of them are the sex for your ears.)

Don't make me use Exterminatus completus.

EagleArk wrote:011010000110000101101000011000010010000001100110011011110110111101101100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110000011001010110110001110110011010010110001100100000011101000110100001110010011101010111001101110100011001010111001001110011001000000111011101101001011011000110110000100000011011100110010101110110011001010111001000100000011101110110100101101110

(And no this is not random, it is atcual code, use a trnslater to work it out)

'Tis you who are the fool EagleArk! Thrusters unite!

S_P


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In fact, I counter your binary with my own!

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Schtick that in your pipe and schmoke it.

S_P

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
Swings his mighty thunder hammer at the heretical Pelvic Thrusters, sending them to thine own thread.

but i dont wanna thrust there i wanna thrust here in the name of Vera

Guys, seriously, can you all just take this thrust war BACK to the thread it's meant for, or just make a second one where you can rant at each other back and forth like you do on this thread (and god knows how many others).

A mod is gonna come a long eventually, and then you will all get marked for spam...


*save the thread*

Dude, relax. People have gone off-topic a bunch of times, and still threads and members survive the modquisition. Just let us have our fun for a bit. We will get back on topic soon enough.

(If you are a marine player)
Ask a Cadian 177th Commander to be your meat sheilds
Challenge Imperial Guard to a "see who can shoot farther" contest
-
Ask an ork to do your math homework
Tell Dark Eldar that slavery is dead
Tell a Blood Pact trooper that Khorne sucks (or any follower of Khorne for that matter)
Point at Nurgle and say "EWWW", 'tis very rude
Fart in a Space Marine's general direction
Excell at small, quick wars and fight the Imperial Guard
High five Commissar Yarrick
Tell Pask he's a terrible shot

lol, those are some of the funniest I've seen in this thread.

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Ok can we stop it with the damn binary please. Or do I have to Waagh! your ugly butts?

01101110011011110010000001000110011011110110111101101100001000000111100101101111011101010010000001101100011010010110010100100001

waagh looks like the only choice...

Wonder aloud who is better: The Emepror, or Batman.

have a boxing match with nork

^^^have a commisair execute a commander near nork

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Execute all heavy weapons team in the middle of a battle.
"Wheres our artillery? Oh wait I remember now."

have a Pelvic Thrusting competition with slaanesh.

Thats no competition Slaanesh would win.

Asherian Command wrote:Thats no competition Slaanesh would win.

QFT

Eatting somthing froms nurgles garden .

Have a shouting competition with kell