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Munch Munch! wrote:Let me guess your first priority. You plan on finding Shas'o vera and executing him, right!?!?
you hit the nail on the head
*pelvic thrusts*
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
*stares at phone in an attempt to make the business call me and hire me*
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
*stares at phone in an attempt to make the business call me and hire me*
nice try... *holds the other end of the phone wire and pelvic thrusts*
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
*Pelvic Thrusts the astropath* Now you cannot send your signal fwahahahah!
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
6970 points of Preheresy Night Lords 7681 points Preheresy thousand sons 8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors 3230 points Preheresy Death Guard 4940 points preheresy Dark Angels 4888 points preheresy Iron Hands 2030 points preheresy Blood Angels 2280 points preheresy space wolfs 1065 points preheresy white scars 3210 points preheresy sons of Horus 1660 points Grey Knights 628 points Sister of Battle 2960 points adeptus mechanicus 18650 points Titanicus legio Nex Caput capitis 5566 points Imperial Guard 5875 points Preheresy Emperor's Children 3735 points Preheresy World Eaters 1710 points Preheresy Word Bearers 2090 points preheresy Imperial Fists 1570 points preheresy Alpha Legion 4600 points necrons 1420 points prehersy Raven Guard 960 points prehersy Salamanders 6334 points Tau Empire 20942 points tyranids 8722 points eldar 3125 points dark eldar 10745 points Bearers of the Light 1415 points Preheresy Luna Wolves 8508 points Chaos
TyraelVladinhurst wrote:*sigh* time for my secret plan then....
oh no you dont, quick men, lets thrust him to submission!!
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Darkvoidof40k wrote:*sigh* another thread taken prisoner and defiled by the pelvic thrust movement.
Ah well, in an attempt to save the thread by being on topic:
Look at the mysterious bald guy and his freak show friends funny.
and it turns out that you looked at them funny because you pelvic thrusted at them, ha!
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Thruster Trooper: "We have our own chaos god now, called Thrustaa. He's shaped like a massive..."
Thruster Officer: "JOHNSON, get on that radar dish!"
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
Maverick wrote:Thruster Trooper: "We have our own chaos god now, called Thrustaa. He's shaped like a massive..."
Thruster Officer: "JOHNSON, get on that radar dish!"
Second thruster trooper: but sir, cant you see the comanders....
Shas'o vera: Privates, today we stand here alone and ready to die... we wont however... we'll win...
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Tank Gunner: "My god, look at that slaaneshi titan... It looks like it has a pair of..."
Tank Commander: "JUGGS! Hit that titan with the main cannon!"
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
Guys, please take your thrusting war stuff to the pelvichammer thread in survivor games and don't feth up this thread. Don't think i don't like the pelvic war, I'm part of it too. But please fight it in the official thread and don't get this one closed down. Thank you.
I agree. Get thee hence to endless night and another thread heretic scum!
I COMMAND YOU, GET OUT!
On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!" kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
you hit the nail on the head
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D. 
6970 points of Preheresy Night Lords
7681 points Preheresy thousand sons
8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors 
3230 points Preheresy Death Guard 
4940 points preheresy Dark Angels 
4888 points preheresy Iron Hands 
2030 points preheresy Blood Angels 
2280 points preheresy space wolfs 
1660 points Grey Knights 
628 points Sister of Battle 
2960 points adeptus mechanicus 
5566 points Imperial Guard 
5875 points Preheresy Emperor's Children 
2090 points preheresy Imperial Fists 
1570 points preheresy Alpha Legion 
4600 points necrons 
960 points prehersy Salamanders 
20942 points tyranids 
8722 points eldar 
3125 points dark eldar 
8508 points Chaos
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I agree. Get thee hence to endless night and another thread heretic scum!