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2010/07/16 17:22:09
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)
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2010/07/16 17:38:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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We're not looking for an argument, bro. Accept you failed, and try again some time xD
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/16 17:47:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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raptor8 wrote:read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)
Yeah well, they have sticks up their ass.
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never tell a Cadian that.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/16 17:55:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Cambak wrote:raptor8 wrote:read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)
Yeah well, they have sticks up their ass.
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never tell a Cadian that.
Again, perhaps you mean catachan? xD
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/16 18:36:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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tell a catachan that you meant to say a cadian
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/16 18:39:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Maverick wrote:Cambak wrote:raptor8 wrote:read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)
Yeah well, they have sticks up their ass.
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never tell a Cadian that.
Again, perhaps you mean catachan? xD
Don't make me get out my flamer.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/16 18:44:51
Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/16 19:24:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Cambak wrote:Maverick wrote:Cambak wrote:raptor8 wrote:read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)
Yeah well, they have sticks up their ass.
^^^^
never tell a Cadian that.
Again, perhaps you mean catachan? xD
Don't make me get out my flamer.
You're just jealous i'm crispier than you biatch :L
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/16 20:41:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Come on guys we are missing the big part...
Imagine if you could play the WH40k board game there. Imagine if you come there and ask to buy a chaos marine codex. Next second you know is that the worker is pointing a bolt pistol at your face.
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2010/07/16 20:55:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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bob the heretic wrote:Come on guys we are missing the big part...
Imagine if you could play the WH40k board game there. Imagine if you come there and ask to buy a chaos marine codex. Next second you know is that the worker is pointing a bolt pistol at your face.
What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/16 20:56:00
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/16 21:49:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Why not?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/16 21:57:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?
Yea secret under cover workers. (:
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2010/07/16 22:07:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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bob the heretic wrote:What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?
Yea secret under cover workers. (:
To be honest, my local GW's staff are like the bloody SPANISH inquisition...
You may have a point, fine sir.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/16 23:41:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Maverick wrote:bob the heretic wrote:What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?
Yea secret under cover workers. (:
To be honest, my local GW's staff are like the bloody SPANISH inquisition...
You may have a point, fine sir.
Yea mine too, wish you luck in the far future (:
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2010/07/16 23:49:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Never tell a commissar that the standard is more important that he is.
Commissar's always win
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/16 23:57:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Never, ever play capture the flag matches with creed.
"I'm at the enemy's base - wait, where's the flag?"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!"
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/17 00:08:01
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/17 00:14:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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I'm sure it would be more like this.
"All right, i'm at the enemy base. I'm going to retrieve the flag. Wait, what's that behind the it?"
*A baneblade pops out*
"Eat Tank treads biatch!"
"CREEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!"
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/17 00:19:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Nah, he'd hide a baneblade behind the pebble next to it. If he's got a whole flag to work with, I can't see him hiding anything smaller than an imperator titan. Probably an escort cruiser, tbh.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/17 00:22:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Nah, I'm sure a whole imperial fleet could hide behind it.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/17 00:27:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Just a fleet?
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/17 01:11:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Chuck Norris?
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2010/07/17 01:15:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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bob the heretic wrote:Chuck Norris?
Been there, made the joke about 4 pages back pahahahha
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/17 01:42:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Chuck Norris is actually the Omnissiah.
 I hate chuck norris, just wanted to make a joke for old-times sake 
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/17 01:51:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Samus_aran115 wrote:Chuck Norris is actually the Omnissiah.
I hate chuck norris, just wanted to make a joke for old-times sake
No, he's the father to the gods of chaos.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/17 03:50:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Fools! He is really the God-Emperor of Mankind! How else could you explain his power, charisma and awesomeness so pure you can't handle it?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/17 03:51:56
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/17 03:54:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Maverick wrote:bob the heretic wrote:Come on guys we are missing the big part...
Imagine if you could play the WH40k board game there. Imagine if you come there and ask to buy a chaos marine codex. Next second you know is that the worker is pointing a bolt pistol at your face.
What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?
O my goodness.....If this is true, I hope I get the job at my local nerd-store...although its not a GW official store they sell GW stuff....so hopefully I'll be issued a bolt pistol buy a trench coat and wear my commissar hat ^.^ Bang Bang
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/17 03:58:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Let me guess your first priority. You plan on finding Shas'o vera and executing him, right!?!? 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/17 04:09:54
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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metallifan wrote:Need to get your worlds right bud. You're thinking of Catachan, not Cadia
That's true, while the cadians disrespect off-worlders(Cadian Blood) the catachans also disrespect off-worlders, the catachans tend to only kill commissars of any world. The cadians think its disrespectful if they are assigned an off-worlder as a commissar, but may only kill them if the commissar is black. Yes, catachans don't like off-worlders, and cadians are just rascist.
Also, all GW employees are actually slaaneshi cultists. That's why they are always trying to push expensive plastic, you just need more because you do.
Another thing not to do in the 40k universe is to ask about the dental plan offered by joining nurgle.
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2010/07/17 09:10:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Samus_aran115 wrote:Never tell a commissar that the standard is more important that he is.
Commissar's always win
Ludd approves
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2010/07/17 10:58:52
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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halonachos wrote:Also, all GW employees are actually slaaneshi cultists. That's why they are always trying to push expensive plastic, you just need more because you do.
Of course! the god of excess sponsors GW!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/17 19:50:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Munch Munch! wrote:Let me guess your first priority. You plan on finding Shas'o vera and executing him, right!?!?
 you hit the nail on the head
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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