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2010/07/13 17:31:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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@ Maverick sorry dude you just fell right into it
@Samus, I think I read somewhere that they travelled together in troupes which then performed for other eldar (which in my opinion is kind of a circus), but I could be wrong.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/13 22:40:53
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Ask Mechanicus why is the technology so stangant.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/07/14 00:57:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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get lost in a hive underbelly.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/07/14 01:04:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Teabag roboute guilliman claiming "it's alright, he's in stasis"
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/14 03:00:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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*sprays mozy with a water bottle* Bad Bad slaaneshi
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2010/07/14 03:15:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Corennus wrote:
Try and sneak a peek at a daemonette
I did this once.....it was horrible. What I saw was just as bad as seeing and Ewok and Rancor mate(Ewok recieving). The result was a Wampa.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/14 04:02:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Corennus wrote:
Try and sneak a peek at a daemonette
I did this once.....it was horrible. What I saw was just as bad as seeing and Ewok and Rancor mate(Ewok recieving). The result was a Wampa.
I knew it!
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/07/14 04:15:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Space_Potato wrote:
I knew it!
S_P
Be glad I told you and you didn't have to see it.......like myself
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/14 13:33:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:*sprays mozy with a water bottle* Bad Bad slaaneshi
Picks up a stick and throws it "Fetch"
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/14 22:36:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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touche salesman touche
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2010/07/15 06:35:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Scuttling Genestealer
Australia
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Play baseball with a spore mine and taunt an angry marine deadanaught that has no arms or legs, at that time
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Attempts by Company Commanders to call down close-ranged artillery fire can result in disastrous casualties amongst the Imperial Guard. Whilst the loss of life is regrettable, the waste of ammunition is INTOLERABLE! |
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2010/07/15 12:21:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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eyeball commisar yarrick.
You dont need to sneak a peek at a deamonette they show you wether you want to see or not.
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 far too many points and still painting...
74th @ Caledonian Uprising 2011
104th @ Caledonian Uprising 2014 (and STILL best General in Pure Codex:IG) |
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2010/07/15 12:34:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Fly like a bird
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/15 17:07:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hellacious Havoc
Lost somewhere in the Face of Terror.
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Walk into the imperial palace and scream BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD or simmilarly heretical saying
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 Brother Heinrich wrote:Many of us devoted to the dark gods eagerly await the 'Legion Book' that will allow us to once again live up to our respective names, but sadly for now we all have to suffice for just being vanilla space pirates.
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2010/07/15 17:11:40
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Try and create a race that understands science. They went mad at the casual disregard for reality and now follow SCIENCE!!
But by the Emperor you must never █████ an ███ with a █████ and never around an Eldar.EVER!!!
Also the Novus join against the pelvic thrusters.
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2010/07/15 17:26:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Call Dante a wrinkly old man.
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 Imperial Crusaders: 7,500 points
 “Brothers, what we do on the battlefield is not just for our chapter but, for the entire Imperium. Every Xenos that falls by our hands will be a testament to our unwavering duty to the Emperor. Every heretic that is crushed under our feet will be a testament to our undying loyalty to the citizens of Imperial Space. We will baptize ourselves in fire and emerge as the most steadfast defenders of humanity.” - qoute from my own homegrown chapter
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2010/07/15 17:32:08
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kelne
Lost
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Thrust your mind into the hive mind.
Play the slaping game with calgar.
get into a comedy panto slap fight with calgar.
Ask a mad dok to put you under anathestic (Concushun').
And then letting him give you medical attention.
 
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2010/07/15 19:03:39
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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zilegil wrote:Thrust the hive mind.
There. Now it's funny. 
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2010/07/15 21:23:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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lolololol!!! So do you wish join our thrusting ranks metalliafan?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/15 21:32:39
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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metallifan wrote:zilegil wrote:Thrust the hive mind.
There. Now it's funny.
*a squad of men fill the room, two of witch grab hold of metallifan*
"Hurry! We must purify him before he falls to the powers of chaos!"
*The squad quickly leaves with metallifan, he is never seen again*
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/15 21:39:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Munch Munch! wrote:lolololol!!! So do you wish join our thrusting ranks metalliafan?
...of course he does!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/15 21:43:31
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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Indeed, my Legion of Thrusting Emperor Titans and the Regiment of the Pevisticus Thrustus 51st Imperial Guard stand ready. Should their combined might not prove enough, however, I also offer the services of my good friend, and Chapter Master of the 'Knights Erectus', Phallus Maximus
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2010/07/15 21:46:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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metallifan wrote:Indeed, my Legion of Thrusting Emperor Titans and the Regiment of the Pevisticus Thrustus 51st Imperial Guard stand ready. Should their combined might not prove enough, however, I also offer the services of my good friend, and Chapter Master of the 'Knights Erectus', Phallus Maximus
Welcome to the Dark Side. I Invest thee as "Colonel Metallifan" of the Thrust-Corps.
Go forth, and Pelvicise the universe!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/16 10:00:52
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kelne
Lost
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Lol.
http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png
Well I don't think it is bad enough for that, and i'm no inquisitor, So whatever.
WAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!! Ork got no reproductive organs.
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2010/07/16 15:04:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Good. If orks had "those" They'd do nothing except "that" all day. Orks are too simple.
Also, there are no female orks, which makes those organs useless. I could be wrong on that though..? Automatically Appended Next Post: Oh, and zilegil, change that second sentence in your sig to say "justin beiber" and change the ration to 90% 10%, since more people hate him
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/16 16:26:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hellacious Havoc
Lost somewhere in the Face of Terror.
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NEVER let the word bearers into your house
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Brother Heinrich wrote:Many of us devoted to the dark gods eagerly await the 'Legion Book' that will allow us to once again live up to our respective names, but sadly for now we all have to suffice for just being vanilla space pirates.
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2010/07/16 16:57:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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never send an off-world commisar to a cadian regiment
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IG: 2000 pts |
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2010/07/16 17:10:16
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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Need to get your worlds right bud. You're thinking of Catachan, not Cadia
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2010/07/16 17:20:26
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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raptor8 wrote:never send an off-world commisar to a cadian regiment
metallifan wrote:Need to get your worlds right bud. You're thinking of Catachan, not Cadia
Fail. Epic Fail.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/16 17:21:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)
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IG: 2000 pts |
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