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2010/07/12 14:59:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Vera used pelvic thrust.
Narko was stunned
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/12 15:04:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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aha! but Narko is wearing a specialized helmet of anti thrust attacks.....good for quick retreats 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/12 16:56:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Hi everyone, I'm back, what's Munch doing in that pit?
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2010/07/12 17:09:25
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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-points and laughs at the foolish Thrusters- Mozzy was kidding around and said he was in the hole...because Shas told someone he'd put them in the pit with the other Non-thrusters
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/12 17:21:16
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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Play Battlefield Bad Company 2 when you fight as IG soilder against xenos 
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2010/07/12 17:36:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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@ Shas " haha you fool I shall now use this boot to excavate a network of tunnels to undermine you from within your base" *manic laughing* None shall stop me, the dark gods will bless me with godly powers that will make you quake in your boats. * More Manic Laughing*
Then I shall do strange and mildly disturbing things to your spinal cord" etc etc etc.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 17:40:15
Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/12 17:42:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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@Moz
Not if I can help it!
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/12 17:50:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Then you too shall become a target of my diabolical plot to take other the universe with nothing but a boot and Vera's spinal cord
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/12 18:15:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Actually, Nikev has Vera's spinal cord at the moment.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/12 18:16:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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NOOOOOO!!! Thwarted at the last moment of perhaps eternal glory.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/12 18:27:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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I want a spinal cord :-(...
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2010/07/12 18:28:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Well if you turned round I could get you one
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/12 18:33:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Ludd, you're the hero of the thrust-corps! you have a spine, dammit!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/12 18:39:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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No, you misunderstand... I have a spinal cord... Wait, what am I talking about, why am I in a pit?
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2010/07/12 18:41:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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*lifts ludd out*
Are ya happy now? :L
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/12 18:43:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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grabs ludds leg as he is lefted out
"HAHA now I am free to enact my plan but with your spinal cord Maverick for Thwarting all of my plans for universal domination and leaping majestically out of cargo ships
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/12 18:48:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Maverick smiled, then booted mozzy squarely in the face, back into the pit.
"Quit yo' jibba-jabba, foo'!"
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/12 18:52:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Sir once again I concede defeat and dig my way out of this pit with Vera's boot
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/12 18:54:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Maverick offered Mozzy a choice. Join the thrusters, or die!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/12 18:56:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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oh well as a perfectly law abiding Slaaneshi I think i'll trade allegiance's and join the thrusters
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/12 18:58:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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YAY
Automatically Appended Next Post:
better tell Nikev, he wont be happy
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/12 18:58:58
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2010/07/12 18:59:09
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Maverick opened the hangar doors.
"Thrust forth, my slaaneshi brother!"
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/12 19:18:16
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 19:19:19
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/13 01:03:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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So am I still in the pit?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/13 02:08:03
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Nuclear launch detected
"Somebody call in the exterminator?"
Turns around as the camera pans out and shows the entire explosion as Cambak walks epically out of the mini-nukes radius.
^^^^
Something you should never try to do in 40k.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/13 02:08:51
Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/13 11:27:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Maverick wrote:
"Thrust forth, my slaaneshi brother!"
Proceeds to rape Maverick. (Never invite a Slaaneshi to thrust)
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/13 14:52:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Maverick wrote:
"Thrust forth, my slaaneshi brother!"
Proceeds to rape Maverick. (Never invite a Slaaneshi to thrust)
...well, this is awkwaaaaard.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/13 16:39:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Ludd throws hands in fornt of his face and backs out of the room...
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2010/07/13 16:47:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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Ask Chapter Master Pugh what he thinks of the meal.
Try and sneak a peek at a daemonette
pull a space wolf's beard
play cards against Tzeentch
ask too many questions
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2010/07/13 16:52:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Ask harlequins if they want to join your traveling circus 
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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