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Made in ie
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Wexford Ireland

Yea he wasnt happy about it :L

Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!

recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS

222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks

 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

That Matters Not! He was very arrogant and shouldn't have been acting like that.....he got what he deserved......^.^

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in ie
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Wexford Ireland

Yes, smited he was


Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!

recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS

222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks

 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

Be master of the ordnance and called an orbital bombardment on a squad of Zerkers stood next to an enemy baneblade with 1 structure point.

I think you can probably guess what happened

Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in ie
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Wexford Ireland

Yea but losing a C`tan in the first turn will do for now

Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!

recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS

222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks

 
   
Made in us
Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer





US

As a Space Marine of Any chapter, dont violate any of the 628 Commandments

"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. " Sima Yi
DS:90SGM+B--IPw40k09#+D++A+++/sWD-R+T(S)DM+
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Made in us
Dakka Veteran




Arkahm


Twas unneeded.

Sorry folks.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/11 00:48:57


Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!


 
   
Made in ie
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Wexford Ireland

Cambak wrote:
metallifan wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)


I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?


I'll see your Pelvic thrusting Emperor Titan and raise you an Angry Ex-Girl friend with a sledge hammer.

I think I win this debate.

*leaves thread*



this pelvic trusting thing was moved to another thread

Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!

recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS

222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks

 
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran




Arkahm

Way Master Walt wrote:
Cambak wrote:
metallifan wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)


I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?


I'll see your Pelvic thrusting Emperor Titan and raise you an Angry Ex-Girl friend with a sledge hammer.

I think I win this debate.

*leaves thread*



this pelvic trusting thing was moved to another thread


Was it? *looks over the last page or two*
Indeed it was.

Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!


 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

*Pelvic Thrusts*

Fwahahhaha!

We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

Hell Yeah, *High Fives Maverick again*

Pelvic Thrust FTW
My IG, check it out! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/310231.page#1824393
5000 points
2500 points
Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in ie
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Wexford Ireland

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will never get back on topic :(

Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!

recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS

222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks

 
   
Made in gb
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

well well walt, you have to join us now, or face all three of the pelvic thrusting general.

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
Made in ie
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Wexford Ireland

NEVER !!!!

I am not going to particapate in this !!
i regreted starting this so much i deleted the original comment the only evidence left is a quote but that means nothing, NOTHNG I TELL YOU !!!!

Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!

recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS

222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks

 
   
Made in be
Steadfast Grey Hunter





Norway, pretending I'm a space Wolf in Fenris :p


Tell a commisar that their lazy emperor needs to comes of his golden throne-thingy and comes kick some xeno/chaos ass

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/11 22:32:36


WIP

 
   
Made in ca
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

shas'o vera wrote:well well walt, you have to join us now, or face all three of the pelvic thrusting general.

Four!
I have arrived!!!!

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
 
   
Made in gb
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

aha! Munch is here, now we shall infect this thread again.

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
Made in ca
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

What next?

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
 
   
Made in gb
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

oh i am not sure to be honesy with you, i was thinking of moving our cause into other topics, infecting them as well, hmm....

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
Made in ca
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

How so?

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
 
   
Made in gb
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

i dont know, stop asking so many questions, or im throwing you with the non thrusting one's into the pit..

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

An barely audible cry " I'm still down here, hello? can anyone here me?"

Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Warmaster Maverick smiled. He had successfully called, through the matter of the immaterium, for his brothers, simply by pelvic thrusting. He wondered how else he could use this to his advantage...

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

He throws a boot down into the pit where the cry came from. "quiet you!!"

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
Made in ca
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

Wait, am I in the pit? I stopped asking questions though!

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

*Hands Vera another Boot.*

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

"hmm..... Munch, lets call this strike 1..."

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

"and this is strike two" Scout Sargent Narko said, before shooting Munch in the pelvis and destroying it entirely. Never To Thrust properly again, what will Munch do now?

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick used super potion;

Munch was healed!

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Narko falls to one knee and raises a fist to the sky. "DAMN YOU SUPER POTIIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!! before running away.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
 
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