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Technically, the exterminatus never succeeded - We Chewed the heads off the torpedos, remember?

Munch Munch! wrote:

Commissar NIkev wrote:But that day is not today, so lets get back on topic, if you want a true war, I'll RP something in a battle for the Warhammer 40k universe.


If you all want to true Pelvic War for the Wahammer Universe, we could make a new thread....but lets get back on topic here.

Alright! Let's do it! I'm not starting the topic tho. Dibs out.

Okay, I'll do it, just not right now.

But whoever whats to be in this war PM me and I'll add you to the roster(I don't want randomo people joining in unless it is agreed)
Be sure to tell me your name and what army you bring to the table.
We're not doing the whole points thing....that matters not in the imagination.

Maverick wrote:Who cares 'bout ya lazor, we've got a victory for the great thruster army!

I shall inform Shas'o Vera at once, as his warmaster, I feel it is my duty to send word.

Munch, you have done well this day, I invest thee with the "Order of the Golden Pelvis", in recognition of thy supreme bravery.

Yeah, too bad I'm dead. Give it to my craftworld. Tell them of the story of Ludd and Munch. How we had each other's back in the face of death. Tell them that this is a chance for us to create an alliance for the humans and the eldar. Tell them that all one has to do is believe in the thruster and he shall be able to accomplish anything.

I cant belive i missed all that. Stupid work.


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I can't believe i missed the war. Stupid work and no letting me use internets.

w.....what the hell did i miss?

The most apocalyptic battle that would make bl writers mega jeaolus.


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Commissar NIkev wrote:

Munch Munch! wrote:

Commissar NIkev wrote:But that day is not today, so lets get back on topic, if you want a true war, I'll RP something in a battle for the Warhammer 40k universe.


If you all want to true Pelvic War for the Wahammer Universe, we could make a new thread....but lets get back on topic here.

Alright! Let's do it! I'm not starting the topic tho. Dibs out.

Okay, I'll do it, just not right now.

But whoever whats to be in this war PM me and I'll add you to the roster(I don't want randomo people joining in unless it is agreed)
Be sure to tell me your name and what army you bring to the table.
We're not doing the whole points thing....that matters not in the imagination.

Where you gonna place it? And what if newcomers want to be thrust in the most apocalyptc battle in the 41st millenium?

we shall fight this great battle in the world of 40k itself, tearing open the fabric of reality with out great thrusts into the unknown, and ripping a hole in Nikev's front lines... and defences...

Munch Munch! wrote:
Where you gonna place it? And what if newcomers want to be thrust in the most apocalyptc battle in the 41st millenium?

It is in Survivor Games with the Name PelvicHammer - The war for the Imperium of Man

If newcomers wish to join then simply need to send me a PM with their Details and I'll update the roster in the beginning post.

Munch Munch! wrote:

Maverick wrote:Who cares 'bout ya lazor, we've got a victory for the great thruster army!

I shall inform Shas'o Vera at once, as his warmaster, I feel it is my duty to send word.

Munch, you have done well this day, I invest thee with the "Order of the Golden Pelvis", in recognition of thy supreme bravery.

Yeah, too bad I'm dead. Give it to my craftworld. Tell them of the story of Ludd and Munch. How we had each other's back in the face of death. Tell them that this is a chance for us to create an alliance for the humans and the eldar. Tell them that all one has to do is believe in the thruster and he shall be able to accomplish anything.

Munch, your oratary skills are amazing... you should be a commissar my comrade

You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

Oh dear God no! Another soul has fallen to the foul coruption that is "Thrusting"

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

Welcome to the war, pelvic thruster. Don't forget to pm Commissar Nikev to tell what forces you bring to the movement.(He'll add you to the roster in the PelvicHammer thread in survivor games)

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

noooooooooooooooooooo..Those have the pelvic cannons (giggedy). I surrender my reaver titan to the noble conquest..*Also leaves thread*

Samus_aran115 wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

noooooooooooooooooooo..Those have the pelvic cannons (giggedy). I surrender my reaver titan to the noble conquest..*Also leaves thread*

Just like Facebook;

"Maverick" Likes this.

start a communist revolt on an imperial world

join a sports team as a Tau pilot

install a toilet in a titan

dress up as a fairy and skip among the ranks of the eldar

beat the lord of change at chess

put silencers on Lootas flash guns

use terrible pick up lines on a SoB

dude... there ARE toilets in titans...

Way Master Walt wrote:
use terrible pick up lines on a SoB

Already been done -> Hey Good Lookin, What you cooking, How bout we go make our own recipie for a steamy hot IF YOU ARE NOT OF AGE TO TAKE CERTAIN JOKES DO NOT! UNCOVER THAT SPOILER!

Maverick wrote:dude... there ARE toilets in titans...

i doubt it you think a tech priest would like the idea of doing their business ON the machine god

I THINK NOT my friend

the Machine god would not be best pleased !!

It's not ON the machine god, it's IN the machine god. big difference.

Maverick wrote:It's not ON the machine god, it's IN the machine god. big difference.

Machine God - Accepting your deuces so you cant get back to destroying Cities

...standard.

Maverick wrote:It's not ON the machine god, it's IN the machine god. big difference.

ok thats much worst like titan scale gets hot result worse follwed by a nuclear detonation worse !!!!

yup. I've done it myself. Besides, TSOALR made a joke about toilets on titans, so they must exist.

they very well could but if anything could wake the sleeping void dragon its being excreted on

I mean it can only sleep through so much

hahah! I've never shat on a c'tan before... this needs to be done xD

i seen a nightbringer go down in the first turn of a 1,000pt game there ARE worst things that can be done to a c`tan

Way Master Walt wrote:i seen a nightbringer go down in the first turn of a 1,000pt game there ARE worst things that can be done to a c`tan

Did you take his piece........put it on the ground.....and drop a deuce on it? ...because for it being killed in the first turn that is what it deserves.

Commissar NIkev wrote:

Way Master Walt wrote:i seen a nightbringer go down in the first turn of a 1,000pt game there ARE worst things that can be done to a c`tan

Did you take his piece........put it on the ground.....and drop a deuce on it? ...because for it being killed in the first turn that is what it deserves.

not quite, i nearly collapsed laughing at the guy

he was playing a guy new to the hobby so it was his first battle and the guy with the C`tan was like "this guy, this guy right here is going to kill all of your guys, easy !!"

then the new guy fired 3 assault cannons at it and it died

I would probably had to have laughed that guy back to the time when Warhammer was Unknown to the world!