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2010/07/07 22:42:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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(On a side note we are either very on topic or on topic)
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2010/07/07 22:42:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Automatically Appended Next Post:
Raptors troops launch an all out attack on thruster lines in the name of their fallen leader
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2010/07/07 22:47:46
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2010/07/07 22:47:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Tell Shas'o Vera I did well, I did well didn't I Munch? *collapses*
Farseer Munch looks on the dying form of Ludd. "You did well, comrade. Your emperor would be proud." A squad of guardsmen catch the farseer off guard, killing him before he can erect any defenses. "Argh! keep fighting my fellow sphess elves! Know that your deaths will not be in vain!"
Farseer Munch falls beside his fellow thruster.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/07/07 22:52:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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"Ludd??"
"LUDD!!!!!!"
Vera goes nuts, jumping straight into battle in his proto type XV101 battle suit, towering above everyone and every thing, even the warhounds looked like ants before its feet, tearing through the lines of men and tanks, going straight for Nikev, not stopping for anything, no dents or firepower could stop him, or stay his wrath among Nikev's forces, everything fell.
"NIKEV!!!! I'LL KILL YOUUUU!!!"
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/07 22:52:27
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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WOW
make one comment involving pelvic trusting and accidentally cause a war !!
i guess this what a farseer feels like . . .
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Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!
recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS 
222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks
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2010/07/07 22:56:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Way Master Walt wrote:WOW
make one comment involving pelvic trusting and accidentally cause a war !!
i guess this what a farseer feels like . . .
This is very on topic. In the 40k universe, if you say something, millions of people will die. So, something not to do in the 40k universe would be: say something.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/07 23:00:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Munch Munch! wrote:Way Master Walt wrote:WOW
make one comment involving pelvic trusting and accidentally cause a war !!
i guess this what a farseer feels like . . .
This is very on topic. In the 40k universe, if you say something, millions of people will die. So, something not to do in the 40k universe would be: say something.
sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!
recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS
222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks
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2010/07/07 23:01:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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All ships ready,
Begin bombing them back to the stoneage.
All Lance batterys target the Titans, Fire now!
Storm Riders drop pods enrout, eta to planet side 5min.
Launch aditional fighter wings to escort the Drop pods, once down help the Valks.
Storm Riders Battle barge are targeting the Tyrnid hords, firing in, 3... 2... 1!
Might of Light's lances target the strong hold, strip their shields and raze it to the ground!
Cyclonic Torpedos ready for any Inqusions say so!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/07 23:07:08
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2010/07/07 23:05:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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recorded voice of raptor is heard on all channels though a timer : now is the time to deploy the Apoclaypse titan
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2010/07/07 23:06:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Angry marines arrive and truly FETH ALL OF YOU UP.
Leeroy Marines launch furious charge.
Pelvic thursters only army remaining on battlefield.
Pelvic thrusters stand victorious.
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 23:09:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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*Cyclonic torpedos rain from the heavens*
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2010/07/07 23:09:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Angry Marines chew the heads off the torpedos.
Look raptor, you WILL not counter the Angry Marines.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 23:13:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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*The galaxy implodes from epicness*
the last 5? pages were fun
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2010/07/07 23:14:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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I'm glad you've capitulated. I was afraid I was going to have to get Creed to hide the enemy commanders on another world. xD
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 23:15:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Thousands of rippers charge the firing line. Dozens die, but a large number reach the defense, overtaking the guardsmen. Their fellows watch in horror, wondering if they should shoot, before they scream out as they get devoured.
A sudden roar is heard. Three massive biotitans charge from the rear, killing hundreds, They proceed towards the hydras, destroying them and anyone who defends them. Ludd's troops move to secure the hydra zone. Once there, they find the bodies of Gerard McThruster and his terminator retinue, and they realize that they are in the precense of true heroes, and strie to live, fight and die by they're example.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/07/07 23:15:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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#......----This is a Voxcast to any Fleet ship with a Inquisitor lord onbord---I'm requesting permission from any Loyal Inquisitor to fire multiple Cycloinc torpedos at the world below me---All friendly forces have been destroyed---Unlikely this acurssed hell hole can be retaken---Must act now before this vile coruption spreds to narbouring systems---I REPETE---NEED PERMISSION TO FIRE CYCLONIC TORPEDO!---......#
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2010/07/07 23:18:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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no chance of etting back on topic ?
not even if i
FIRE MAH LAZER
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2010/07/07 23:21:24
Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!
recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS
222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks
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2010/07/07 23:21:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Inquisitor bob: fire all torpedos now obliterate the world!
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2010/07/07 23:21:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Too late. Maverick, Supreme Commander and Warmaster of all Thrust Forces has already taken this world using only a squad of leeroy marines and a company of angry marines. Cook Mah Sock, Bitchezzz hahahaha
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/07 23:25:22
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 23:25:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Mwahaha! The internet will be ours! One day, pelvic thrusting will be a world wide meme!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/07 23:25:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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*high fives munch*
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 23:30:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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But that day is not today, so lets get back on topic, if you want a true war, I'll RP something in a battle for the Warhammer 40k universe.
If you all want to true Pelvic War for the Wahammer Universe, we could make a new thread....but lets get back on topic here.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/07 23:30:51
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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This is the Emperor's Sword to ALL SHIPS
FIRE EVERY THING!!!
BOOM!!!11!!!!!1!!
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2010/07/07 23:30:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Our troops have already retreateds
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/07 23:32:45
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/07 23:31:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Never ever ever tell Inquisitor Badasious that Chuck Norris was better.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 23:31:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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opps  looks like the war is over...ermm, who won?
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2010/07/07 23:32:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/07 23:32:30
Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!
recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS
222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks
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2010/07/07 23:34:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:But that day is not today, so lets get back on topic, if you want a true war, I'll RP something in a battle for the Warhammer 40k universe.
If you all want to true Pelvic War for the Wahammer Universe, we could make a new thread....but lets get back on topic here.
Alright! Let's do it! I'm not starting the topic tho. Dibs out.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/07 23:35:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Who cares 'bout ya lazor, we've got a victory for the great thruster army!
I shall inform Shas'o Vera at once, as his warmaster, I feel it is my duty to send word.
Munch, you have done well this day, I invest thee with the "Order of the Golden Pelvis", in recognition of thy supreme bravery.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 23:36:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Ribon Fox wrote:opps looks like the war is over...ermm, who won?
well, we won the ground battle, but you blew us up. But some had time to escape before you destroyed the planet. So let's call it a draw.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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