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Made in us
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant





San Clemente, CA

SENTILELS hit their flanks, hydras focus on the mantas, warhounds start a wall of fire and move them back, troops fire on my mark! FIRE!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/07 21:50:09


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Get those Emperor damned Broadside to pull their finger out and open fire on those titans, WHERE'S THAT GAKKING ARTILLERY SUPPORT???

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant





San Clemente, CA

STORM TROOPERS unleash you fury now take out those brodsides If you die you will long be remembered!

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Not wanting to bring the nerdy wargaming side into this great disscussion but you've got str 3 ap 3 going against toughness 5 armour save 2+ broadsides with 4 twin linked str 5 ap5 shots... don't worry, those storm troopers will die and they will be remembered.

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001

OoF Fox taking command of all the air and space units. Valks and Vendies are under your command raptor.

Readying Orbital bombardments to fire on your command Raptor.

To all ships, form up on my flagship the "Emperor's Sword", All ships crusier and higher ready your guns for planetside target requests.
All fighter, bomber and escort wings engage any Heritc ships you see come into orbit, we will blockade this planet.

Atmos-fighters, get low, drity, aid with supporting the ground pounders. Bombers, target any and all targets of of worth aid with ground strikes when needed.

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Bloodfever wrote: Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.
 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant





San Clemente, CA

Vendettas Finish what the storm troopers started valks fire on the troop masses fleet launch a bonbardment on their center mass

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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

I am here now Raptor! I was simply gone away doing something.......





KNIGHTS OF NUCIA!
STEEL OF RAZENGOAR!
ANGELS OF ORDAIN!

DESTROY THESE PELVIC THRUSING HEATHENS IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND FOR OUR LADY! REINFORCE THE LINE AND HOLD THE HEATHES BACK FROM THE GOLDEN THRONE!

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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HYDRAS, TAKE DOWN THAT AIR SUPPORT!!!
where's my goddam artillery??!!!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
*Earthshaker emplacements opening fire on those lackeys of Nikev*

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in ca
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In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

3000pts of tyranids invade southwest position, while 3 squads of terminators deepstrike into the middle o fthe defensive position. Eldar falcons deploy on the right flank, disgorging dire avengers and guardians.

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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Made in us
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San Clemente, CA

Give the callidus her orders, Ribon fox launch you bombardments on those hydras, Commissar Nikev welcome to the front

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Baracuda air superiority units TAKE CONTROL OF THE SKIES!!!!

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

THank you dear friend.


ANGELS! TAKE THOSE BARACUDAS!

STOP BLEEDING AND FIGHT BACK! Nikev screams before gutting a thrusting attacker.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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Hammerheads, hold our flank, pathfinders markerlight them... OPEN FIRE ON THE MARKED TARGETS!!!

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001

Ground targets sighted...
Locking in.....
Fire!!

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Bloodfever wrote: Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.
 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant





San Clemente, CA

Hydras unleash death to the skys, manticores fire on those tryranids and fire counterbattery fire on the thruster artillery (any one else enjoying this?)

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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

A lumbering wall of carnifexes charge the storm troopers sluaghtering them to a ma n. gargoyles provide harrasment to ground troops, distracting them from ludd'searthshaers.

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001

Storm Riders requesting drop zone deployment to shaw up the line.
Fighters keep the air ours, Bombers take out the Hydras them smash their rank'n file.

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Bloodfever wrote: Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.
 
   
Made in us
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San Clemente, CA

storm raiders deploy on their west flank and press them in

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ONWARDS MEN OF PELVIC THRUSTING
"Pain is temporary, Honour is forever"

Get those heavy mortars raining down on those MotherFethers

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant





San Clemente, CA

heavy bolters and autocannons fire on the on coming infantry men HOLD THE LINE

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GAK we've got heavy mechanized units on that ridge, ready the deathstrike missiles...
"but sir"
I SAID DO IT YOU FETH!!!!

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

SHORE UP FIRE ON THAT EAST FLANK AND KEEP FIRING!


The Angels of Ordain screached into the battle and began tearing into the Gargoyles. The Steel of Razengoar began its rapid deployment of troops and hammered the Carnifex horde till its last.

Withe the Knights of Nucia charging and the Old Imperium fighting this new Heretical sense of an Imperium The forces came to a flat-line stand still of death and carnage.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in ca
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

Guardians, open fire on the nay sayers! Show them that even a lowly guardian can strive to greatness when he believes! Harpies, help Ludd's barracudas! We shall show these non-believers that we will not be beaten!

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
 
   
Made in gb
Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

XV8s inbound, fireknife configuration, squad pattern delta. take down those feths.*Salutes to jet packing flying death*

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in ca
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

The terminators continue slaughtering the guardsmen, destroying sentinels and some chimeras. Despite these deeds, 2/3 terminators are dead. A path of destruction, is left behind them.

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant





San Clemente, CA

Ribon Fox fire you bonbardments now! Forward to VICTORY!- Last transmintion from General Raptor

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/07 22:38:57


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Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Blasting a dropping jet-packer, Nikev grabs a chainsword from a fallen soul, raises it to the sky, Revs the machine and roars a roar of hate and defiance to the pelvic thrusters. The men around him begin roaring in defiance and begin to make a push to halt the thrusting army and show them the might of the True Emperor.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in gb
Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

Ludd falls to the ground clutching his arm... "Remember me..." Ludd out

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in ca
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

Thurst on to victory men! Destroy them!-Chapter Master Gerard McThruster: MIA last seen attacking the hydra's position with the last survivors of the terminators. Assault squads descend on the storm troops, storm ravens join the harpies and barracudas.

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
 
   
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Who wants to know?

Tell Shas'o Vera I did well, I did well didn't I Munch? *collapses*

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
 
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