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Made in gb
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

yes, and then, we start work on the adeptus thrusticus.....

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
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pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

poor poor raptor.... i of the adeptus thrusticus will not let you....

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
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San Clemente, CA

then me and my guard will DIE STANDING!

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pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

raptor8 wrote:then me and my guard will DIE STANDING!


correction, they will bending over...

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant





San Clemente, CA

NEVER!




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Who wants to know?

OMG, one day away and I miss almost a page of arguments... I pledge my thrusting guardsmen and my rapid plunging Tau strike force.

Pelvic Thrust FTW
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
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PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Raptor, we're talking about getting the emperor to stand once more. To pelvic thrust so hard, that the gods of chaos are destroyed in an instantaneous pelvic thrust related death. (except slaanesh, he likes that gak).

Is the isolation and loss of the entire imperium's planets really that big a price to pay, to have the emperor thrusting alongside us once more?

Besides, we can turn the beacon on again, jeez, it's not like it has to turn off forever.

Besides, as previously discussed, we have Leeroy Marines at our disposal, and the angry marines. Can your guardsmen REALLY stand in the way of that?

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

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i pledge the: lucifer guard regiment and its associated tanks.
and the griffonsbane chapter of the adeptus astartes have defected to to the adeptus thrusticus

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pelvic thrusting to glory!!!!!!

'On the subject of Cato Dharker and the 12th army group' (my try at fiction)
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my main issue of the emperors revivel is that the Ecclesiarchy false image of the emperor as a god will cause millions to go into maddness but on the plus side the remaining primarches might come back...

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pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

raptor8 wrote:my main issue of the emperors revivel is that the Ecclesiarchy false image of the emperor as a god will cause millions to go into maddness but on the plus side the remaining primarches might come back...


they shall be the primarchs of the adeptus thrusticus, they shall lead my 20 legions of thrusting stormtroopers and i shall replace the god emporer,

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
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San Clemente, CA

Replace the emperor! I may dislike the way the ecclesiarchy portrays the emperor,but the emperor is the best chance for humanitys survival.

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pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

raptor8 wrote:Replace the emperor! I may dislike the way the ecclesiarchy portrays the emperor,but the emperor is the best chance for humanitys survival.


the god emporer shall be replaced by the great thrusting god, ME!!

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
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shas'o vera wrote:
raptor8 wrote:Replace the emperor! I may dislike the way the ecclesiarchy portrays the emperor,but the emperor is the best chance for humanitys survival.


the god emporer shall be replaced by the great thrusting god, ME!!
I support this
   
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San Clemente, CA

again, NEVER!

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pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

raptor8 wrote:again, NEVER!


oh come on, i know another way of powering the spaceships of the imperium....

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
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San Clemente, CA

and that way is?

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In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

Look at us now Nikev! Our numbers are so many, that it would be tedious and a waste of time to count them all!

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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Nikev where are you I need some support do deal with the pelvic thrusters

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raptor8 wrote:Nikev where are you I need some support do deal with the pelvic thrusters

SEE THEIR WEAKNESS, SEE THEIR COWARDICE we shall ANNIHILATE THEM...
all praise Shas'o Vera for he is truly godly

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
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San Clemente, CA

a third time NEVER!

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pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

raptor8 wrote:Nikev where are you I need some support do deal with the pelvic thrusters


quickly men, overthrow them, they left this topic undefended and we'll strike them now...

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
Made in us
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San Clemente, CA

I will stand in you way!

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Strike, onwards we will destroy them...
Men of Thrusting, Do you want to live forever???


Automatically Appended Next Post:
*promptly explodes raptor8's head with a snub nosed auto-pistol*

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
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San Clemente, CA

GUARDSMEN here they come OPEN FIRE! makes 4+ armor save

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heavy artillery on my position, NOW!!! We need armour support

Pelvic Thrust FTW
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
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Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001

The 142nd Angel Guard (2500pts IG) and the Storm Riders (1500pts SM) pleges its support to Nikev and all loyalist forces opposed to the Thursting movement.
"I am my Emperor's sword, the right hand of Justice and the last living thing you will ever see....All guns FIRE!!!"

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all manticores and hydras obliterate the invades Leman russes fire on their tanks all vendettas take out all armor and artillery infantry hold the line reinforcements we need support move in on my guardsmens flanks

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/07 21:41:01


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Valkyries inbound... Maurauder bombing run succesfully completed

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
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San Clemente, CA

ratlings fire on all officers and gunners, bane wolf focus on the infantry concentrations

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Manta missile group inbound, get into cover, let the gunships deal with it...


TAKE DOWN THOSE ABHUMAN SCUMMY SNIPERS NOW!!!!
general's head promptly explodes

Would everyone kindly mind if they stop promptly exploding? Leg promptly explodes DAMMIT I NEED A MEDIC ON MY POSITION.

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
 
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