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2010/07/06 18:54:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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that leaves how many non-pelvic thrusters?
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2010/07/06 19:05:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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What not to do in the 40k universe;
As a guide, drawing a lasgun from the regimental armoury is not a good start.
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/06 19:14:31
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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cadian512 wrote:pelvic thrusting?! count me in
Another one falls to our oncoming march...
We shall never be beaten, NEVER!!! Automatically Appended Next Post: We need to rename this thread the secret pelvis thrusting disscussion thread...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/06 19:34:43
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2010/07/06 20:54:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/06 21:01:50
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:cadian512 wrote:pelvic thrusting?! count me in
Another one falls to our oncoming march...
We shall never be beaten, NEVER!!!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
We need to rename this thread the secret pelvis thrusting disscussion thread...
I wouldn't do it. I made a pelvic thrusting thread, and it went down after 11 replies. It never stood a chance. 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/06 21:25:39
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Munch Munch! wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:cadian512 wrote:pelvic thrusting?! count me in
Another one falls to our oncoming march...
We shall never be beaten, NEVER!!!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
We need to rename this thread the secret pelvis thrusting disscussion thread...
I wouldn't do it. I made a pelvic thrusting thread, and it went down after 11 replies. It never stood a chance.
*shakes his head at the dead thread*
poor poor thrusty... he never stood a chance....
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/06 21:55:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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shas'o vera wrote:well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory
Does that leave me in charge of the recruitment drive sir?
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2010/07/06 21:57:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Never replace gene-seeds with pumpkin seeds
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/06 22:02:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:shas'o vera wrote:well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory
Does that leave me in charge of the recruitment drive sir?
well, it means you will be co-operating with my second in comand Munch with regards to the recruitment drive, continue your fine work is al i can say solder, and keep on thrusting through the darkness, you'll make a hole for the light to shine.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/06 22:05:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Thankyou sir, it is an honour serving alongside you.
Ludd out
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2010/07/06 22:40:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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shas'o vera wrote:
well, it means you will be co-operating with my second in comand Munch with regards to the recruitment drive, continue your fine work is al i can say solder, and keep on thrusting through the darkness, you'll make a hole for the light to shine.
As much as I dislike you for you foolish Thrusting revolution I must say this made me chuckle Automatically Appended Next Post: raptor8 wrote:that leaves how many non-pelvic thrusters?
If I am correct I believe we have about 4 for our defense in person. But Army wise so far we only have the Knights of Nucia, the Angels of Ordain, and the Guns of Razengoar. All of those amount to.......1 army......
So 4 Generals
and 1 Army
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/06 22:44:47
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/06 23:48:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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My Lord you have my chapter of The thrusting wolves and my Waagh! Blorg Thrusting Orkma and his Mean Green Thrusters plus my Renegade Fallen Thrusters
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2010/07/06 23:55:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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O great leader, you have 3000 pts from Hive Fleet thruster, 1500 pts of the angels enthrusting and 2000 pts from Craftworld Thrustria.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/06 23:58:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Im reinforcing the non-pelvic thrusing army with my 2000 points of guardsmen
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/07 00:04:22
IG: 2000 pts |
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2010/07/07 00:02:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Do you mean 2000 pts? 'cause that's what your sig says. It doesn't matter anyways, my tyranids could use a snack. 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/07 00:29:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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I would reinforce with one of my armies, but all I have in possession is one box of Guardians, a Chaos biker, and the Assault on Black Reach set. None of them painted.
Plus, I need to find someone to command the Order of the Holy/Blazing Falcon in my stead, as I no longer can (p.s. neither can you, only a Falconista I will allow. No I'm not telling you what I mean.).
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2010/07/07 00:48:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Ask a tau if he's related to a grey.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/07 01:36:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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shas'o vera wrote:well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory
Mwahahahahah!
Sah, since your last appearance, our forces now number a full Imperial Division. Unfortunately, we're not battle ready. Far from it.
The sheer awesomeness of such a formation having been created has turned the men into mindless, cocaine addicted deviants, who can't set aside debauchery for twenty minutes in order to conquer the galaxy. I believe we're now in the middle of mind-fething slaanesh, Sah!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 01:45:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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and with space marines , chaos marines and orks that is just no good
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2010/07/07 02:00:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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True dat, fine sir.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 07:09:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Maverick wrote:shas'o vera wrote:well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory
Mwahahahahah!
Sah, since your last appearance, our forces now number a full Imperial Division. Unfortunately, we're not battle ready. Far from it.
The sheer awesomeness of such a formation having been created has turned the men into mindless, cocaine addicted deviants, who can't set aside debauchery for twenty minutes in order to conquer the galaxy. I believe we're now in the middle of mind-fething slaanesh, Sah!
Hmmm, then i suggest changing our priorities.... first we must eslave slannesh to our cause, he shall be the demonic engine that will power our great war machine.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/07 08:54:07
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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my 6000 marines amount to a VERY large force.....and to keep this thread on topic never ask slannesh for a lap dance
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"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
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2010/07/07 13:35:21
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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TyraelVladinhurst wrote: never ask slannesh for a lap dance
Unless its a woman and she lets you tie HER up 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/07 14:38:09
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Vera, I do hope you're not considering allying with the Chaos Gods to further our cause... This pelvic thrusting army must be one wielded to further the word of the emprah!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 15:51:09
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Maverick wrote:Vera, I do hope you're not considering allying with the Chaos Gods to further our cause... This pelvic thrusting army must be one wielded to further the word of the emprah!
but the emprah is immobile.... we must get him moving again.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/07 16:07:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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I can think of at least one action we could get him to perform....
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 16:18:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Maverick wrote:I can think of at least one action we could get him to perform....
yes, so can i, quickly, we must repair the golden throne so that the emporer is atleast fit for one last movement....
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/07 16:39:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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I'll alert the adeptus astronomica so they can re-route the psychic energy back into him, to "jump start" his life. We'll have this work, Vera, this IS going to happen.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/07 17:00:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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My upcoming Tyranid army is supporting the pelvic thrusting cause!
And the AoBR contents, of course!
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2010/07/07 17:02:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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me and my guardsmen will stand in your way if you reroute the psyhic energy it will cause the isolation of every world in the Imperium of man it will also cause millions of lives from ships that would lose the signal lastly demons will invade and cause ruin. ME AND MY GUARD WILL STOP YOU!    (am I over doing it?)
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