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2010/07/05 17:34:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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HERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL BURN UNDER THE SUN AS YOU FAIL IN YOUR QUEST FOR INTERNETAL DOMINATION!!!!!
QuiCK ACTIVE CODE! 1011000110100101101010010110100111100010100110101010101010101011110011101001111010100000110111010101010011010101011000101010110110010011000111001100101010100110011100110010101011000110101010110010101101010101100100110010101011001010110011001100101010110010101010011100101010101011000100110110011100010110001001100101010101010110100011010100110
TAKE THEM! LET NOT THEIR HERESIES SPREAD! JOIN THE OPPOSITION! DO NOT LET THEM WIN! THE PELVIC THRUSTERS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/05 17:40:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Never use a power sword to cut ham..It'll taste awful.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/05 17:55:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Samus_aran115 wrote:Never use a power sword to cut ham..It'll taste awful.
They don't taste bad if you like the sparking electrical taste 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/05 18:02:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Welcome to the ranks EagleArk, we will soon conquer the whole internet
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2010/07/05 18:34:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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-sigh- another weak mind fallen to the Pelvic Thrustage
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/05 18:41:55
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Never complain that the emperor hasn't been on facebook in ten thousand years.
Never steal a slaaneshimarine's iPod
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/05 18:46:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Never steal a slaaneshimarine's iPod
Cause all you'd find is hardcore Techno 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/05 19:17:35
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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give a mawloc a kiss
lead a team packing heavy weapons up a hill into close combat with orks
confuse the abbreviation of Sisters of Battle ( SoB) with Son of a 
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GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment. |
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2010/07/05 19:17:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Commissar NIkev wrote:HERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL BURN UNDER THE SUN AS YOU FAIL IN YOUR QUEST FOR INTERNETAL DOMINATION!!!!!
QuiCK ACTIVE CODE! 1011000110100101101010010110100111100010100110101010101010101011110011101001111010100000110111010101010011010101011000101010110110010011000111001100101010100110011100110010101011000110101010110010101101010101100100110010101011001010110011001100101010110010101010011100101010101011000100110110011100010110001001100101010101010110100011010100110
TAKE THEM! LET NOT THEIR HERESIES SPREAD! JOIN THE OPPOSITION! DO NOT LET THEM WIN! THE PELVIC THRUSTERS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!
i'm on your side for this... simply because you seemed to be out numbered and i like fighting losing battles
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2010/07/05 19:20:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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You fool, you will bring doom upon yourself and your friends...
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2010/07/05 21:58:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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PELVIC THRUSTERS UNITE!!!!!!!!!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/05 22:14:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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i brought about this revolution, it all started with me Nikev, we were friends once, dont you remember?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/06 13:43:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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I do remember, and it will be sad when I have to destroy me old friend.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/06 13:50:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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yes, it will be such a shame, and your nucians would have made damn good troop to my cause.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/06 13:55:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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They would never fall to such Heresies! Unlike the weak minds that have fallen to your foolish cause already! We will Strike with the Wrath of the Righteous and Purge your Blashpemies from this world and the internet!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/06 14:06:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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our forces number double of yours, just surrender, or should this go the way of the pelvic exterminatus?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/06 15:54:36
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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2010/07/06 16:00:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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never be an offworlder in a cadian unit
[im with Ribon fox and Commissar Nikev on pelvic thrusting]
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2010/07/06 16:07:08
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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The pelvic thrusting defences will protect us... to the base
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2010/07/06 16:10:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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what base?
(how do you post pics?)
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2010/07/06 16:19:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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The secret pelvic thrusting base... from whence our nefarious plots will conquer the universe. Automatically Appended Next Post: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/205120.page#206763 check this out on tutorial to post pics
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2010/07/06 16:21:28
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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2010/07/06 16:23:55
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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[ok fixed]
what base?
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2010/07/06 17:17:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Ribion fox where is that first pic from?
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2010/07/06 17:30:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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2010/07/06 18:14:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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pelvic thrusting?! count me in
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2010/07/06 18:23:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Never join the imperial guard.....
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-Imperial Guard- 1500 points  W46-L9-D1
-Blood Angels- 1500 points W8-L7-D3
-White Scars- 500 points W12-L5-D2
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2010/07/06 18:31:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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have a shoot out with cadians
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2010/07/06 18:33:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Wow. I log off for ONE night, and I miss all this?
I've equipped my Elysian Drop Troops with the "Pelvic Thrusters" Wargear, and given them the "Drop Troops" Doctrine (Yeah, I know, OLD CODEX, but it fits nicely in here), and we standby for deployment.
42nd Elysian Drop Thrusters Regiment, at your command, SAH!
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/06 18:50:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Necrons, pelvic thrusting for all eternity, BOO YEAH
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2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted