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2010/07/04 17:56:42
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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There is only 1 leroy marine.....no more.....read War of Attrition or An Unusual Alliance for Isha......there is only one.
No matter how Epic you make Leroy seem, I can make Narko more epic in every way 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/04 19:33:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Maverick wrote:We have Leeroy Marines. Your argument is invalid.
agreed.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 19:36:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Eat a bagel.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/04 19:37:50
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2010/07/04 20:41:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Maverick wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
I too support the PTMOTW!!! (Pelvic Thrusting Movement Of The World) Let us bow down to the Almighty Pelvic Thruster in all His Glory! Automatically Appended Next Post: shas'o vera wrote:Maverick wrote:We have Leeroy Marines. Your argument is invalid.
agreed.
QFT
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/04 20:43:15
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/07/04 20:48:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Munch Munch! wrote:Maverick wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
I too support the PTMOTW!!! (Pelvic Thrusting Movement Of The World) Let us bow down to the Almighty Pelvic Thruster in all His Glory!
our ranks now number three thrusters, while Nikev's are... erm.... i dont know.... quick, Munch, what are their numbers?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 20:52:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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Commissar NIkev wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
-Pelvic thrust a Slaneesh Marine- he'll take you seriously. (I'm a hyporcite, aren't I?)
nothing can stop me now, mwahahahahaaha, pelvic thrusting will take over the entire of Dakka Dakka.
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
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2010/07/04 20:53:09
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Caelun Niveus wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
-Pelvic thrust a Slaneesh Marine- he'll take you seriously. (I'm a hyporcite, aren't I?)
nothing can stop me now, mwahahahahaaha, pelvic thrusting will take over the entire of Dakka Dakka.
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
*points to Caelun Niveus* you there... thruster or stopper?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 20:56:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Choose carefully Caelun Niveus.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/07/04 20:56:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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shas'o vera wrote:*points to Caelun Niveus* you there... thruster or stopper?
I'm a Wolfite, so Stopper by default, but I'm content to just sit and watch.
And I can't let you know what I mean by "Wolfite."
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2010/07/04 20:59:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Caelun Niveus wrote:shas'o vera wrote:*points to Caelun Niveus* you there... thruster or stopper?
I'm a Wolfite, so Stopper by default, but I'm content to just sit and watch.
And I can't let you know what I mean by "Wolfite."
Destroy the nonbeleiver!
@shash o'vera: the stopper's numbers are but 2.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/04 21:07:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Excelent, Munch, im promoting you to pelvic thrusting enforcer, your job being to make sure people are pelvic thrusting throughout all of dakka dakka....
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 21:09:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! All hail the Pelvic thruster! Any oppisition beware! The websites shall run red with the pixels of the non-believers!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/04 21:18:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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now, we have already infected this topic, now, onwards my fellow thrusters, to infect the whole forum with our sheer thrusting power.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 22:29:27
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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I pledge my pelvis to thy cause my master...
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2010/07/04 22:37:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Excellent.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/04 23:11:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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Ok, now that you guys are infecting the whole site, shall this thread resume down the proper track?
==> Do not call an Inquisitor a Jedi, as the former is not required to know self control.
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2010/07/04 23:13:54
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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2010/07/04 23:18:20
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Luke_Prowler wrote:
Excelent... so i have your vote then?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/04 23:23:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Sure, why not.
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2010/07/04 23:27:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
San jose, CA
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beat up a grot whos ork friend is looking at you
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2010/07/04 23:53:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Never, ever pelvic thrust behind a general as he gives his war speech.
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/05 00:39:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Pelvic Thrusting for the Win.
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2010/07/05 00:41:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:Pelvic Thrusting for the Win.
Sweet! We've turned a commisar!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/05 01:26:46
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Guarding Guardian
New Zealand
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My pelvis is yours to command master!
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2010/07/05 08:23:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Our plan is advancing my master, what would you have me do next...
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Munch Munch! wrote:Commisar Wolfie wrote:Pelvic Thrusting for the Win.
Sweet! We've turned a commisar!
huhum I may be a cadet but I am still a member of the commissiriat... All hail the Pelvic thrusting movement
Hats off to you Wolfie, glad of another commissar among our ranks now pelvic thrust, FOR VICTORY
A quick speech to raise the morale of the troops...
Sons of The Pelvic Thrusting Movement of DAKKA! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of pelvic thrusters fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of Commissar Nikev’s Wolves and shattered pelvis’s when the age of thrusters comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we thrust! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the Pelvic thrusting Movement!!!!!!!!
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2010/07/05 13:15:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Never, ever show this particular set of comments to the Ordo Hereticus. They class pelvic thrusting as HERESY!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/05 13:40:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Truly, they are the HERETICS!!!
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2010/07/05 15:06:45
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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tell the emperor, before he got put on the throne, to go  himself and his crusade
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2010/07/05 16:01:21
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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TyraelVladinhurst wrote:tell the emperor, before he got put on the throne, to go himself and his crusade
Afterwards however...
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2010/07/05 16:08:44
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
I plege my alliance to the thrusters!
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