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Ask a group of priests who loves the emperor more.
Tell a Demon Hunter there's a little Captain in You.
read: allusion to Cpt. Morgan commerical.
Challenge Fateweaver to an eating contest
Let a Nurgleite do your laundry
Carpool with Khorne Berserkers
Stick your tongue ot at demons while you're being transported.
Let a Dark Eldar teach a kindergarten class
Let a Dark Eldar tell a kid a bedtime story
Let a Dark Eldar anywhere even close to children
Hand a Necron Lord a toaster and tell him to have fun with his date
Tell a C'tan that he's supposed to melt like T-1000 due to melta
Take a Howling Banshee to karaoke
Dump paint thinner on an Ork's red truck
Teach a titan how to play fetch
Ask a Dark Angel if they've been back to the ruins of their home lately.
Ask a Chaos sorcerer for some minor cosmetic adjustments.
Expect the Administratum to get your taxes filed in time.
Step on Holy Terra and say "wow, this place has gone to $hit"
Complain to an Eldar that their infinity circuit doesn't have Tetris.
Attempt to be a human cannonball out of a battle cannon
Get close enough to a Leman Russ so its Cmndr actually CAN hit you with his sword.
Ask a Thousand Son if he still gets those hard to scratch itches.
Place tyranids in a petting zoo
Use squiggoths in place of Elephants in circuses for the children's rides.
Let Orks plan the public transport system
Expect Tau to win outside Fluff
read: 'Zing!
Ask a Blood Angel where he bought his vampire teeth.
Volunteer to the walk the dogs for a Space Wolf
Climb on top of a Dreadnaught and shout "BIG O, SHOW TIME!"
read: It's an anime involving Giant Robots.
Ask a Dreadnaught why he doesn't change like the other transformers.
Ask a Dreadnaught if it's an autobot or a decepticon
Accuse a Dreadnaught of heresy because it's 'obviously' a decepticon
Invite Noise Marines to play as a band
Dismantle a Salamander's melta in front of him and ask that if they're twinlinked where's the other one?
Nab Vulkan's cloak so you can pretend to be Superman
Let two Titan play rockem sockem robot.
Show Black templars the star wars movies.
... I think I'm done fore now.
Gwar: "Of course 99.999% of players don't even realise this, and even I am not THAT much of an ass to call on it (unless the guy was a total dick or a Scientologist, but that's just me)"
The Dragon wrote:
Take a Howling Banshee to karaoke.
Aww but I like it when they howl ...
On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!" kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
Way Master Walt wrote:
ask yor commissar does he want some candy then continue to do pelvic trusts towards him
Only one person would attempt this...........Shas
Samus_aran115 wrote:Have dinner with the blood angels.
"I vant to suck yor vlud"
"Scuse me?"
"sorry, I had food in my mouth"
"Oh,okay."
"om,nomnomnom"
-sigh- Samus -facepalm-
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Sit on the Emperor's Lap and tell him what you want for Christmas
Gwar: "Of course 99.999% of players don't even realise this, and even I am not THAT much of an ass to call on it (unless the guy was a total dick or a Scientologist, but that's just me)"
Way Master Walt wrote:
ask yor commissar does he want some candy then continue to do pelvic trusts towards him
Only one person would attempt this...........Shas
i am shas'o vera and i approve this message.....
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Alpharius wrote:This thread needs 100% less pelvic thrusting references.
I guess that would be "Things not to do in the Things not to do in the 40K universe" thread, but I'm thinking...
"Close enough."
What was that about pelvic thrusting? Did someone say something about pelvic thrusting? Like... thrusting, with your pelvis?
I mean, it'd be absurd to assume that anyone would be talking about pelvic thrusting on this forum. I mean, pelvic thrusting is such an awkward topic, that anyone who would mention it more than once in a post should just be ashamed of himself for talking so openly and frequently about pelvic thrusting.
...did I mention the pelvic thrusting?
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
Alpharius wrote:This thread needs 100% less pelvic thrusting references.
I guess that would be "Things not to do in the Things not to do in the 40K universe" thread, but I'm thinking...
"Close enough."
What was that about pelvic thrusting? Did someone say something about pelvic thrusting? Like... thrusting, with your pelvis?
I mean, it'd be absurd to assume that anyone would be talking about pelvic thrusting on this forum. I mean, pelvic thrusting is such an awkward topic, that anyone who would mention it more than once in a post should just be ashamed of himself for talking so openly and frequently about pelvic thrusting.
...did I mention the pelvic thrusting?
What's wrong with pelvic thrusting? Every one of my 3139 posts thusfar have all been pelvic-thrust-typed. It's pretty easy once you get the hang (giggedy) of aiming.
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Alpharius wrote:This thread needs 100% less pelvic thrusting references.
I guess that would be "Things not to do in the Things not to do in the 40K universe" thread, but I'm thinking...
"Close enough."
What was that about pelvic thrusting? Did someone say something about pelvic thrusting? Like... thrusting, with your pelvis?
I mean, it'd be absurd to assume that anyone would be talking about pelvic thrusting on this forum. I mean, pelvic thrusting is such an awkward topic, that anyone who would mention it more than once in a post should just be ashamed of himself for talking so openly and frequently about pelvic thrusting.
...did I mention the pelvic thrusting?
What's wrong with pelvic thrusting? Every one of my 3139 posts thusfar have all been pelvic-thrust-typed. It's pretty easy once you get the hang (giggedy) of aiming.
*points to my avi pic and doesn't say a word*
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Back away from the pelvec thrusters... kinda hard to do with all of them here.
-Tell Kharn to give peace a chance
-Pelvic thrust towards a SOB (ahh! now I'm one too!)
-As an ork, own a teddy bear
-As a Space marine, gargle (AHHH! IT BURNS!)
-Wear and underwired dress (if a woman and virgin) near Blood Angels.
-Sign up for a blind date. Period. If you're a Space Wolf (the only chapter who are allowed to "do it". Sorry, had to point that out.), you'll get a dark angel. If you're and inquisitor, you'll get a cultist. If you're anyone else... my money is on and Ork or a Tyranid.
-Hire a Dark Eldar as a massage therapist
-Be an exterminator near a Tyranid
-Go to a member of the Death guard for medical care
-Swim on Fenris.
-Hike on Catachan.
-Choose a Catachan Botanist.
-Throw a Space Wolf a bone.
-Be a peace activist on Cadia.
-As an inquisitor, order exterminatus on the local McSpaceDonalds because they ran out of your favorite Happy Meal Toy.
-Carry dog biscuits on Fenris.
-Hug any chaos marine.
-Give the Tau a copy of GTA. Who knows what will happen?
-Use a thunder hammer to play Croquet.
-Carry a magnet near Necrons. Actually, that's a GOOD idea. Okay, carry a magnet near the Eldar's infinity circuit. Or near the Emperor (You did WHAT?).
That's all I got for now.
YOU ALL! DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far...
Never, ever, "come out" to an inquisitor. Penal Legion duty is worse than death.
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
happened in a last chancer's novel, the guy got killed
"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
-Pelvic thrust a Slaneesh Marine- he'll take you seriously. (I'm a hyporcite, aren't I?)
nothing can stop me now, mwahahahahaaha, pelvic thrusting will take over the entire of Dakka Dakka.
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Give the Tau a copy of anything by Marx
Give the Orks 'Mein Kampf' - those stormboys are bad enuf
Give the Blood Angels any of that Twilight shoite
or, worst of all - try and tell an Inquisitor the 'good news' about Jesus.
Do a remake of "Dogma" featuring the Imperial Cult and the God Emperor.
Gwar: "Of course 99.999% of players don't even realise this, and even I am not THAT much of an ass to call on it (unless the guy was a total dick or a Scientologist, but that's just me)"
Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
-Pelvic thrust a Slaneesh Marine- he'll take you seriously. (I'm a hyporcite, aren't I?)
nothing can stop me now, mwahahahahaaha, pelvic thrusting will take over the entire of Dakka Dakka.
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
yes, quickly, protect me from Nikev and his nucians... i'll help using my leroy marines...
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Maverick wrote:
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
yes, quickly, protect me from Nikev and his nucians... i'll help using my leroy marines...
Friend turned Foe I see! You will fall just like the res of them Leroy!
You shall not taint the minds of the innocent Dakka members any LONGER! "TAKE THEM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!" Nikev charges with his Nucians at the pelvic thrusting defence. "QUICK! I know their one weakness!"
"BY THE WYRMIRE THAT BLEEDS IN ALL THE DARK PLACES! FROM THE WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS! I SUMMON YOU! RUPAL! FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE WARP!"
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!" 
Kroissen 31st 2000pts
Go dtí an Maxtreme!! 
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D. 
YOU ALL! 
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... 
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8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors 
3230 points Preheresy Death Guard 
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2030 points preheresy Blood Angels 
1660 points Grey Knights 
628 points Sister of Battle 
2960 points adeptus mechanicus 
5566 points Imperial Guard 
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10,000 crunchy points of green domination