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2010/06/27 19:33:58
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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EagleArk wrote:Space_Potato wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Stop feeding the hormagaunts cookies. They're not going to get fat and slow just because you gave them a few snicker-doodles.
Which is why you feed them Mars Bars instead
S_P
But then theywoud go and destroy the mechanicus... 
Adeptus Mechanicrunch - The Imperium's new cereal.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/06/27 19:40:55
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Angry marines are angry
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/06/27 23:53:00
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Luke_Prowler wrote:
Sacred Machine Oil is to be used for machine lubrication and for no other reason.
LOLZ!!!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/06/28 00:21:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Never, ever, ever, ever (It cannot be iterated enough, IMHO) ask to go backpacking with Colonel Schaeffer.
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/06/28 16:05:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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put me as comander of the imperial guard.... unless you know, you like pelvic thrusting storm troopers.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/28 18:56:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Volscani Guardsman: "Why has the governor been replaced by a pelvic thrusting stormtrooper?"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/06/28 22:42:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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correction.. this could only be the work of the pelvic thrusting.......
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/29 11:23:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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shas'o vera wrote:correction.. this could only be the work of the pelvic thrusting.......
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Some sort of crotch-thrusting geniuVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!
Methinks there could be a new meme in this 
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/06/29 12:21:28
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Eye of Terror
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ask a commissar for a break
play ding dong ditch in the imperial camp
put a flaming bag on a commissars doorstep then knocking on the door
put a "im a heretic" sign on a commissar when he is going to meet with inquisitors
take a leak on a craftworld
use a commissar as a weapon
give a tau a high five....while wearing a powerfist
uploading x-rated movies into your power armour
wave fake skulls at khorne bezerkers
ask a commissar for a kitkat
steal the commissars rations
set your commanders cape on fire
try to hijack an eldar vehicle
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2010/06/29 14:13:37
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Scorpionov wrote:
uploading x-rated movies into your power armour
Doom Rider does it....why can't I 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/29 15:28:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Space_Potato wrote:shas'o vera wrote:correction.. this could only be the work of the pelvic thrusting.......
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Some sort of crotch-thrusting geniuVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!
Methinks there could be a new meme in this
S_P
that must gave me an idea.....
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/29 16:28:40
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh god I think the hilarity would be neigh unstoppable at the thought of crotch thrusting stormstroopers. Seriously work on some, I want to laugh.
And to add to the post finally, never EVER try to brush an Orks teef. Unless your g/f has an amputee fetish
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2010/06/29 17:18:44
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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KingCracker wrote:Oh god I think the hilarity would be neigh unstoppable at the thought of crotch thrusting stormstroopers. Seriously work on some, I want to laugh.
And to add to the post finally, never EVER try to brush an Orks teef. Unless your g/f has an amputee fetish
I'm working on one as we speak
For a caption, I'm thinking: "Hey Hive Mind! Devour this!"
S_P Automatically Appended Next Post: Here's a wip. Apologies for the bad pic, it's close to dark here and my hands are shaky.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/07/01 12:36:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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hey, S_P i'll buy them off you once you have made them
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/01 14:28:12
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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epic lolness
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/07/01 16:26:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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2010/07/01 18:11:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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I think this is both the creation of a beautiful thing, and at the same time, the spawning of things that should never, ever be conceived.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/01 18:27:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Irked Blood Angel Scout with Combat Knife
Albany, NY USA
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Tell Mephiston that you think your favorite wrestler can take him.
Ask a Devastator "Is that a Lascannon, or are you happy to see me"
Try to parallel park your Leman Russ.
Accidently fire your sponsons thinking it was the windshield wiper.
Try to play fetch with a Space Wolf.
When its cold, don't try sticking your tongue to your chainsword.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Don't tell your Sarge your Heavy Bolter is too Heavy.
Then when Sarge tells you to get into the Venerable Dreadnaught, don't ask "Why do I get the Vulnerable one?"
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2010/07/01 20:27:27
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Maverick wrote:I think this is both the creation of a beautiful thing, and at the same time, the spawning of things that should never, ever be conceived.
yes, i wonder why.... *looks away from my profile picture*
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/01 20:31:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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shas'o vera wrote:hey, S_P i'll buy them off you once you have made them
M'only doing the one I'm afraid, due to a lack of parts and time. But I'll still sell it to you. I'll paint him up standard Cadian, then you can do what you want with him.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/07/01 20:49:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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thanks man, now how to pay you..... in no pelvic thrusts?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/01 20:55:15
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Pay me however, PM me with a price.
Oh yeah, I don't have paypal, so it will have to be [insert method of payment here] in an envelope I'm afraid.
Now I'm really hoping I don't get some pelvic thrusts...
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/07/01 21:08:00
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Space_Potato wrote:Pay me however, PM me with a price.
Oh yeah, I don't have paypal, so it will have to be [insert method of payment here] in an envelope I'm afraid.
Now I'm really hoping I don't get some pelvic thrusts...
S_P
this cheque is only valid for one pelvic thrust from the national bank of shas'o vera, please deposit this cheque in three to four days or else it will be a direct repayment.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/02 00:49:15
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/02 04:21:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Assault Marine
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Things not to do?
1) Do a "magic trick" in front of a Black Templar..
2) Let a space wolf anywhere near a fire hydrant..
3) Give a rubix cube to a Khorne Berserker...
4) Take a tyranid to the zoo
5) Put glitter on a Blood Angel and tell them they now sparkle like they're supposed to...
6) Give Windows to the Adeptus Mechanicus
7) Take an empy hourglass to a Thousand Son and ask him to fill it for you.
8) Let Abaddon near a virgin
9) Ask a Daemonette what her hourly rate is...
10) Show a Daemonette Edward Scissor Hands and say they'd make a good pair.
11) Say you'll clean up after a Thunder Wolf.
read: Their bodies aren't the only thing that's rhino sized.
12) Release editions of the Infantry Man's Uplifting Handbook to the Imperial Forces with the Battle Hymns replaced by Queen songs.
read: Another One Bites the Dust, We are the Champions, We Will Rock You, Flash, etc...
13) Challenge a Catachan to a game of hide and seek
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Gwar: "Of course 99.999% of players don't even realise this, and even I am not THAT much of an ass to call on it (unless the guy was a total dick or a Scientologist, but that's just me)"
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2010/07/02 07:25:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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The Dragon wrote:Things not to do?
5) Put glitter on a Blood Angel and tell them they now sparkle like they're supposed to...
12) Release editions of the Infantry Man's Uplifting Handbook to the Imperial Forces with the Battle Hymns replaced by Queen songs.
read: Another One Bites the Dust, We are the Champions, We Will Rock You, Flash, etc...
These are both awesome wins! 
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/07/02 07:35:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Assault Marine
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Thanks, I thought so! lol
Automatically Appended Next Post:
I think getting the IGs to sing fat bottomed girls in front of the Sisters would end with at least 7 Callidus assassins being dispatched to END you.
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Gwar: "Of course 99.999% of players don't even realise this, and even I am not THAT much of an ass to call on it (unless the guy was a total dick or a Scientologist, but that's just me)"
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2010/07/02 12:51:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Irked Blood Angel Scout with Combat Knife
Albany, NY USA
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Don't start a joke with...
Mephiston, a Librarian, and a Priest walk into a bar...
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2010/07/02 13:28:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Invite a kroot to dinner
attempt to hi-jack a tau battle suit
ask a commissar what he is hiding in his big coat
as a Tau turn to your comrades and say "we can take em" And charge into combat
catch a SoB giving the emperor a lap dance
ask the lord of change if change is nessisary
ask an astropath to play i-spy
shoot the eye of terror and reason to you commissar that you just blinded chaos
as a tau join a unit of kroot
use a drop pod to drop a unit of IG conscripts behind the lines of a world eaters/tyranids/ork army
start singing "everything is gona be alright" to you commissar
set off a giant alarm clock on Mars
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Thawn is my new favourite 40k Character
Thawnanators FTW !!
recently had the pleasure of placing a tau FW commander by deep stike mishap directly infront of my GK Paladin CCS
222nd Catachen
Heavy support
Leman Russ Standard pattern 130
Driver Hawks
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2010/07/02 15:51:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Way Master Walt wrote:
as a Tau turn to your comrades and say "we can take em" And charge into combat
Throwing grey skins is not advisable. 
Way Master Walt wrote:catch a SoB giving the emperor a lap dance
You dirty old man!
Way Master Walt wrote:shoot the eye of terror and reason to you commissar that you just blinded chaos
If that worked ...
Way Master Walt wrote:start singing "everything is gona be alright" to you commissar
A Monty Python moment in 40k? Never...
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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