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2010/06/26 04:28:52
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Krauser wrote:Temujin wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain. 
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Then it should be called "feel more pain" or "oh yeah, that's the spot" 
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners
My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then 
Obviously I was thinking of Slaaneshy SoB. lol 
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2010/06/26 04:36:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Krauser wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Krauser wrote:Temujin wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Then it should be called "feel more pain" or "oh yeah, that's the spot"
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners
My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then
Obviously I was thinking of Slaaneshy SoB. lol
well to me you spoke in riddles......so........  damnit.........
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/26 04:46:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Just look at my avatar. You really think I'd be talking about guys? xD
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2010/06/26 05:05:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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haha! True....but hey...this is the internet......You never know  I mean....I have a pic of my dog up.....doesn't really mean that I am a dog.....
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/26 07:29:14
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Krauser wrote:Temujin wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Then it should be called "feel more pain" or "oh yeah, that's the spot"
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners
My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then
Well said, but still...
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/06/26 12:42:09
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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In Index Astartes the Emperor's Children had a rule where Independant Characters who'd lost a wound in combat would become fearless for the rest of that combat. The rule was called 'High on Pain'.
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2010/06/26 14:59:09
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Knight Exemplar
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Ask Coteaz if he won his hammer in a bet
Tell a Blood Angel to "just get over the whole Sanguinis thing already"
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners
My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then
It's a little long, but I am most definitely going to sig that.
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NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners. My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then - Commissar NIkev
 < That is why this sight rules.
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2010/06/26 16:04:03
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Draw a hitler 'tasche on your unit Commissar.
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/06/26 16:06:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Why that makes perfect sense!
Draw a Slannesh sign on yourself.
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2010/06/26 16:06:12
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/26 16:13:05
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/06/26 16:15:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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or Make him the new emperor.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/06/26 16:23:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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True dat.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/06/26 17:23:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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Asherian Command wrote:or Make him the new emperor.
Nah, they prolly know he lost the war, so that'd be a big no for him becoming The big E (or big H)
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2010/06/26 17:29:32
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Commissar NIkev wrote:haha! True....but hey...this is the internet......You never know I mean....I have a pic of my dog up.....doesn't really mean that I am a dog.....
Yeah, but by that logic, he is a motivational poster, and I a 5' 9" picture of a Striking Scorpion. Then again, there is the whole "Internet - you never know" argument. I swear, if I look down, and I'm suddenly a picture of a Scorpion, I will be seriously pissed. S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/06/26 17:36:59
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Space_Potato wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:haha! True....but hey...this is the internet......You never know I mean....I have a pic of my dog up.....doesn't really mean that I am a dog.....
Yeah, but by that logic, he is a motivational poster, and I a 5' 9" picture of a Striking Scorpion. Then again, there is the whole "Internet - you never know" argument. I swear, if I look down, and I'm suddenly a picture of a Scorpion, I will be seriously pissed.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/06/26 17:42:03
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/26 19:22:43
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Space_Potato wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:haha! True....but hey...this is the internet......You never know
I mean....I have a pic of my dog up.....doesn't really mean that I am a dog.....
Yeah, but by that logic, he is a motivational poster, and I a 5' 9" picture of a Striking Scorpion.
Then again, there is the whole "Internet - you never know" argument. I swear, if I look down, and I'm suddenly a picture of a Scorpion, I will be seriously pissed.
although.... if i find out i have become a pelvic thrusting storm trooper, i would enjoy it
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/26 19:48:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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I would enjoy it also!
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/06/26 20:12:43
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
Hmm... The "pole" line really isn't a good one to use in a thread that's switched to discussing pelvic thrusts.
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2010/06/26 20:58:41
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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metallifan wrote:I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.
Hmm... The "pole" line really isn't a good one to use in a thread that's switched to discussing pelvic thrusts.
*checks the book of sex puns* hmm.... you could have said worse... like say, something involving a log...
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/26 21:13:12
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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shas'o vera wrote:pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
Did you just recently change your location to say that? Because I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl.
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2010/06/26 22:16:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Little GIRL???
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/06/26 22:28:28
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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metallifan wrote:The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
sigged
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/06/26 22:32:00
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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Waitwaitwait...
I'm going to be quoted twice in one sig? ...Would that mean I update my count to 13? Or make it "12+1"
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My head asplode
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2010/06/26 22:33:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Yes, I just quoted you twice in one sig.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/06/26 22:42:07
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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metallifan wrote:shas'o vera wrote:pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
Did you just recently change your location to say that? Because I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl.
he's actually had that as his location for months now.
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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2010/06/27 06:41:30
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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metallifan wrote:shas'o vera wrote:pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
Did you just recently change your location to say that? Because I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl.
nope, i had that for a while now.... Automatically Appended Next Post: Grey Templar wrote:metallifan wrote:shas'o vera wrote:pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
Did you just recently change your location to say that? Because I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl.
he's actually had that as his location for months now.
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
sigged.....
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/27 08:52:03
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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All derogatory remarks to a Sisters of Battle are to be kept to yourself, as they (and their employers) have no problem using your brain pan as a bullet container.
Fenris is not a winter vacation spot. Or a summer vacation spot, for that matter.
Thou shalt not lift up a Tech priest's rope to "see what's under the hood", least you want to be a floating skull.
All anti theft devices are to be made as noticeable as possible. Orks have such a horrible habit of ignoring them.
Vehicles may only use Mechanicus approved equipment. All fuzzy dice, chrome wheels, neon lights, satellite radio etc. are to be removed at once.
Snotlings are not pets.
Rippers are not pets.
Do not take a Sergeant's power fist to crack nuts (lest they be the enemy's nuts)
Shield Drones are not pets.
All combat drugs found on the person of Dark Eldar and Emperor's Children are not to be consumed. If they're dead, then it probably won't help you any either.
Yes, you must perform all parts of the rituals when used, as outlined in the Guardsman's Uplifting Primer. Now shut up and keep dancing, that soup isn't going to cook itself.
Sacred Machine Oil is to be used for machine lubrication and for no other reason.
No, you may not trade your lasgun for something better.
Stop feeding the hormagaunts cookies. They're not going to get fat and slow just because you gave them a few snicker-doodles.
Hitching a ride while in a battlefield is most likely hazardous to your health.
Using a Dark Eldar weapon is most likely hazardous to your health
Handling heretic artifacts is most most likely hazardous to your sanity.
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2010/06/27 09:34:59
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Luke_Prowler wrote:Stop feeding the hormagaunts cookies. They're not going to get fat and slow just because you gave them a few snicker-doodles.
Which is why you feed them Mars Bars instead
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/06/27 09:42:14
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Space_Potato wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Stop feeding the hormagaunts cookies. They're not going to get fat and slow just because you gave them a few snicker-doodles.
Which is why you feed them Mars Bars instead
S_P
But then theywoud go and destroy the mechanicus...
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