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*walks off to tanks*
Its not gone, it was uploaded.... Then down loaded. Even using inquisitoion powers I could not destroy the video *looks annoyed* we seached every data cache in the sector, yet still it lives.... Oh, inquisition.... Was going to marry inquisitor, got his head chopped off by a dark eldar....

Sorry wk, Marla videos not going anywhere. I tried.
*waves*

*tank closes*

Oh, thank goodness. I wasn't even the one who put that tin in the box.
*Looks relieved at its destruction*

*eyes glow with power as my anger grows*
*lightning crackles around me*
FOR THE LOVE OF KHAINE! SHE CONTINUES TO BRING SHAME TO OUR FAMILY NAME!.
We used to be respected amongst the Eldar...

*vox plays*

In latest news, the multi sector wide hit macha vs has sold 5 billion box sets from here to cadia in a single day.

The serris that achived record views on I tube now is on sale for 25 credits a episode.

Next up baby kitten makes sign of aqulla....

*vox set detonates violently*
I hate this universe.

*Watching kitten making the sign of the aquila on repeat*
Good Emperor, that's adorable.
*Hit by exploding vox fragments, and collapses, bleedng from face and neck*

*sees Verviedi collapse*
Oops.
*teleports out of the Room*

[Picks up Verviedi and lays him on sofa] [Looks around] I'm not really a medic, I just know how to sew..

[Kimmy steps over and starts carefully extracting the pieces] ..! [Places steri-strips and does occasional stitches to repair gashes] [Hooks Verviedi up to a drip with some spare nanites in the bag, and wanders off to play frisbee again]

Fething bastard, watch your damn explosions next time. You're so open about randomly destroying gak that I'm beginning to think you're just channeling your urges in a far more destructive manner than that sister of yours.
*Nods off again*

Oh suck it up. You've caused more collateral damage than anyone here.
Like when you got distracted and set fire to my brain during a treatment. Or when you shot my arm off to avoid us being consumed by your own nanites.

*pokes her head back in the Room*
Is it safe now? For what it's worth I'm sorry.

You'll be fine. Compared to the small scale wars we've had in here, that was nothing.

Oh good, I didn't feel like starting an Eldar/Human war just because I accidentally damaged the coghead.
*stiffens suddenly*
I sense another presence...

*Is picking small pieces of the exploded vox out of armor*

"You really should watch who is standing near things when you blow them up, you know. Or at least warn innocent bystanders so they can raise their personal shields."

*Walks off in a huff, then sits under a tree, closes eyes, and begins meditating, levitating off the ground as well.*

*Sits up, still connected to the IV*
Oh, sorry about that. What's the issue?

*sits down next to ZS and begins to meditate as well*
*begins levitating and runes swirl around me*

What exactly are you doing?
*Attempts to mimic WK, causing self to levitate and random bits of machinery to orbit me*

[Starts adding small magnets and tin foil balls to the orbit by flicking them at Verviedi]

*all the machinery shudders and hits the floor*

*steps out tank*
So many witches.... Urgh

*see,s a wounded v collapse again, grabs a med kit, lays on sofa and carefully removes remaining shrapnel, patching wounds and finaly applies a healing ungent to reduce scarring*

Done, not bad but whoever did it left shrapnel in. I already gave you a pain killer, but you might ache for a few days. Though the original healing did not get the damaged blood vessel. Alls good now *cheerfully*

*goes back to now made tea with Marla, *
He,l be ok, minor battlefield surgery, just give him a day or two first. *looks at marla* (marla) ok Maria, 2 days then he,s mine.

*Looks slightly ruffled and unfocused*
Probably not be a bad thing. I'm so damn starved for any form of affection whatsoever that I don't trust the safety of any cute animal near me.

*looks over to v*

I suggest to rest, you just had two medical treatments, multiple items of shrapnal removed, and a blood vessel repaired. It won,t scar if your worried about that.

Counter scarring ungents should heal it cleanly.

*marla walks over*
Now, you know I will make you follow doctors orders. *sly smile*

Yes, I will follow orders if you get me a hamster or guinea pig or something.
Wait. Who's my doctor?

*maria perks up*
I was this time. BC left some shrapnal still in and I repaired a damaged blood vessel. Your wound was more serious than first realised. All fixed, just aches for few days and avoid alcohol :-)

Death by exploding voz set might of been embarrassing.

*stops meditating and walks over to a nearby couch and gets onto EldarBook*

In her defense, Kimmy is eight. She tried her best. [Nods]

[Hands Verviedi a stuffed bunny] This is Mr. Wiggles.

*can be seen talking to Kimmy and teaching her how to use her powers more effectively.*
And if you focus your power HERE, you can pants your father and embarrass him good.
*Kimmy grins and looks mischievously at BC*

Oh she did, got the chunks put without much secondary damage, it was a good job for eight. *waves at Kimmy to show she did well*

*looks at eldar teaching* , poor BC, he has no chance

...? [Backs away] I d-don't need help embarrassing myself thank you. I have that well covered. So to speak.

*Kimmy grins and starts off after BC*
*tear appears in my eye*
I taught her well.
*sniffles*

[Sighs] [Stands still] Get it over with, then. I don't feel
Up to running around at the moment.