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*sat on represser ramp cleaning a bolter*

Umm, you know that nuke you let off. Well some of the orks are stumbling, glowing and generally becoming a zork, well done you created new horrific enemy.

*Marla sat loading a hevey bolter belt, *
Yeah, so is it up to us to do pest control again?
*absent mindedly clicking shells in to links*

*sighs and power fist crackles to life*
I got this....
*stomps outside and sounds of battle ensue*

*joins WK killing off the Zork infestation outside the front door*

Just had to load the *sound of hevey bolter and exploding Zorks"

That.

[Drinks tea and flips through hat catalogue] What's a zork?

*zork is hurled through the wall and lands next to BC*
*sounds of battle and dying zorks continue*

*shouts,* glowing nuclear zombie orks....

v next time, use regular plasma warheads!
*sound of bolter fire*

Nuclear orks are not fun....

[Puts feet up on zork] [Carries on reading] [Zork twitches] I'd stay there, if I were you. [Holds up new pistol without looking away from book] [Zork returns to feigning death]

*stray storm bolter round hits the zork in the head and kills it*
*stomps back into the Room covered in blood*
It is done. The threat is eliminated.

Did you have to? They smell far worse dead. [Kicks it away]

Zorks, how did we have to make zorks....

*crushs a crawling hand under a metal heel*
Feth off, I killed you twice. Or was it three times
*grinds it abit*
Done, fething zorks.

Right, now anyone have any cookies, double chocolate?

*crashs on sofa*

*cookie tray pops out of knee with chocolate chip cookies*
I seriously don't know why that's a thing.
*to BC*
You would ask me to let an ork live? Are you delusional?

*collects cookies*

Thanks, I don,t but I'm not arguing
*tray pops out with caramel slices*
(Marla) thanks veck, *pats him on thigh* it might be odd but umm, good caramel slices!

*sits on sofa with snacks *

*sighs*
I've become little more than a cookie dispenser.
*sighs again*
I will rest now, if you people want deserts then just use the control panel on my knee to pick out your desert.
*goes into rest mode*

*from sofa*
your still good at killing zorks
Yeah, cookies just a bonus
And caramel slices

Just a bonus

*teleports into the Room and steals a cookie from Jhe*
I have returned humans and assorted aliens....

,*looks up *

Oi, oh..... Eldar, farseer.... Hello... Cookie.....

Eh still got more.

Delusional? [Raises head] I just meant did you have to do so in here?

[Sighs] My reputation for being too lenient is getting old.

*steals the cookie tray from Jhe and then teleports next to BC*
I do appreciate your leniency, it means I don't have to bother fighting and winning against all of you.
*eats a cookie*

*looks grumpy at last remaining cookie in hand*
Cheat....

*whispers to marla*
Eldar robes, not enough skulls....

[Looks up at WK] You may win, but it's doubtful you'd come out of it with any dignity. That's the issue with fighting those who lack it to begin with.

*looks at wk* (marla) I swear, your like a twin to macha...odd, not her though, she hated double chocolate.

That's because I AM Macha's twin unfortunately..... I'm not exactly proud of that fact

(Marla ) oh yeah, No wonder *awkwardly* I kinda bumped across her on catchan... A few months ago.

(Maria) yes, we all saw that one marla....me and half the sector.

(Marla) yeah, well she said the camera was off.....
*awkward silence*

(Maria) she,s. My sister, and my sister. " *aimed at wk*

You're twins? [Blinks] I'd never noticed.
Though to be fair, I've not studied the um, source material.

Verviedi did his best to amend that, though. [Gestures to biscuit tin full of data sticks] It'd be terrible if something happened to it.

*looks at BC*
Before you get any ideas. I tool the marla copy for safe keeping.

Sorry, you don,t have the whole set. *looks glad*

[Looks at jhe] I'm not sure what kind of pervert you think I am, but- [Remembers that Perron managed to broadcast graphic recording of BC and the Daemonette across most of the sector] - actually you know exactly what kind of pervert I am.
But my point was going to be that I don't have any interest in making people unhappy.

Just myself.

Yep. We are twins unfortunately, Macha has fallen far since she was dumped by Captain Angelos of the Bluhd Rehvens.

*looks at bc*
Not hurting you, just protecting marla, plus the HD made it too accurate..

(Marla) oh that video, cowering guardsman, commisars justice. Yeah, you where, welll.... It was oddly compelling. We argue, but just don't upset one *laughs*

(Maria) oh yes, sisters who are sisters!

(Marla) oh that one..... Fething jerk cheated on me with a commissr, I'm the reason he has a augmented arm *smiles*

*sighs and hits the video tin with a lightning bolt, destroying it*
There you go, it's destroyed.
For now.

Oh no. How unfortunate. [Pets drone gently and looks rather unaffected]

Ooc: I need to put my avatar back to non snowy BC, but I'm thinking I may change entirely for a bit.