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2016/01/04 00:28:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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I have some personality programs if you need. I've even got some famous ones.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/04 00:33:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sighs again] I can't take tau technology to court martial an imperial officer.
..Why do you have those, anyway?
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2016/01/04 00:38:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Ummmm....
No reason...?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/04 00:38:16
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/04 00:39:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I will volunteer to speak in council. Technically I have credentials to assist, as I have aided Imperials in combat on two seperated occasions.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/04 00:58:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I would offer to help but I doubt you would accept it. I'll be an impartial witness I suppose.
*examines 2BJ1's power armor*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/04 01:02:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Like the armor, eh? T60 power armor, some of the finest we have. Yours isn't bad either, if a little flashy.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/04 01:07:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*removes helmet*
It's flashy for a reason. Astartes have no need to hide. We want our foes to see our heraldry and recognize us for who and what we are, and tremble in fear. This is doubly so for the Honour Guard.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/04 01:10:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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If you can handle being on a jury, that'd be fine. That makes two.
I suppose in fairness, I should also allow Benny some witnesses. [Calls him over] You need to give me a list of people who can be called to testify for you.
[Is handed list] ... ...
Well see, Santa can't testify, he's- [Looks at BC's face] -too busy.
A Daemonette can't testify. [Strikes off list] Nor can your tank.
Verviedi I suppose, can.
And that leaves whoever Perron is.
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2016/01/04 01:13:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well...
I'm not sure of the rituals to find him again. Although, we could ask the archangel. One greater demon to find another I suppose.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/04 01:16:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...What.
[Looks at BC] A daemon? Are you some kind of heretic?
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2016/01/04 01:18:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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It's not his fault. He was possessed. Well, you can't really call it possession, he sort of just hung out it Benny's mind and made snarky comments constantly.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/04 01:21:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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I'm not helping am I?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/04 01:22:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I really don't think you're helping Benny's case here.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/04 01:32:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*To Yarrick*
"I can be a character witness for the Buttery Terran! He is a friend to the Protoss."
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2016/01/04 01:37:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Face twitches] Neither of you are helping. I can't run a trial with a Xenos on the witness stand any more than I can run one with a daemon.
I'm honestly not even sure why I'm bothering, he's clearly a heretic or mentally disturbed, if not both. [Avoids looking at BC] He's making that face, isn't he.
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2016/01/04 01:46:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks*
He's making that face yes. And yes he is mentally disturbed, the poor fellow has had more bad things happen to him in the past few months than entire systems in their lifetimes.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/04 02:00:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Closes computer] I think we can call a halt to this for today. There isn't any good reason for me to hold off hanging him as a heretic and grossly incompetent officer.
But, he does brighten the room, and this isn't a warzone. There is a case to be made for his morale work, despite it all.
Hug me again and I will shoot you myself. [Bale eye flashes as BC lets go]
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2016/01/04 02:25:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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So, what happens now?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/04 02:41:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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So, will I be allowed to participate? As I've pointed out, I'm no mutant, and certainly no xenos. Besides, I seem to be the only one here to care about true justice besides yourself. And even then, your idea of justice seems somewhat lobsided.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/04 02:43:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Washing my hands of him for now and hitting the bar? [Shrugs] I have to make a decision regarding his position here.
I said stop it. [Points at BC without looking]
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2016/01/04 02:49:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I'd be careful about hitting the bar if I was you, what they serve is just a step or two away from being usable in cleaning supplies
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/04 02:51:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Comes back dragging a dead goose*
I don't know why I did that, honestly. Can anyone here cook a goose?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/04 02:54:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*pulls yarrick aside*
Look, he's mentally unstable, a complete coward, and a general nusence, but he's also one of the sweetest people I've met. He's not actually causing any harm, nor any cost, the Adeptus Administratum stopped sending ending funding a long time ago, I've been sending him fake paychecks, that work off a rogue trader. Just let him keep his tank and hat, which I can reimburse you for, and go on you merry way. Alright?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/04 02:56:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[BC raises hand and scurries to help] I'm not even surprised.
[Listens to WK] It can't be that bad! ...Can it?
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2016/01/04 02:58:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I'll put it to you this way, there's only 1 different ingredient between what they serve and what they use to scour grime off of battleships.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/04 03:02:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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That's... worrying. Good thing I've got plenty of supplies up at the latest encampment of the Brotherhood. In fact, it isn't far from here.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/04 03:07:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hands the goose to BC and begins setting up cooking equipment for him*
Not particularly sure why people bother making such crappy alchohol.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/04 03:08:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[To Co'tor] Would you say that injuries sustained through active service in this area have caused him to reach a state where he can no longer perform his duty? [Looks thoughtful] Because if he actually came in here sane, we have no duty of care, but I could swing him a retirement due to ill health.
It'd come with a pension, too.
[To WK] Sounds like a good night then. You in? [Sits at bar]
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2016/01/04 03:13:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, let's see...
He's been possessed, killed an reanimated, killed and had a full personality transfer, been a toaster, had his conditioning forcibly broken by vervi....
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/04 03:16:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Is that a metaphor, or did someone actually put his brain in a kitchen appliance?
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
