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2016/01/05 18:17:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*flamers several nearby bugs*
Oh, they are worse than the fething nids....
Can they be worse than nids?
*several spines ricochet off armour*
Oh, there goes the paint.
*returns fire with bolter *
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/05 18:20:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...A close combat Tau? I must be suffering more blood loss that I thought. [Stares in confusion]
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2016/01/05 18:28:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks on surprised, *
Wait I thought that was related to a bad joke?
This room is making less sense than normal.... If there ever was a normal.
*flamers a nearby bug*
Bugs, I hate bugs. Why I has to be bugs *flamer burst*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/05 18:42:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pulls a nearby guard from under a Zergling and slashes at it with the chainsword]
What happens when he runs out of bugs?
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2016/01/05 19:05:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*continues to laugh madly and chop through bugs*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/05 19:32:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Daemon weapon?
Can't commune with it, probably means Khorne or Slaanesh. Going to guess Khorne.
*Reloads and continued unloading cell after cell into the Zerg force*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/05 19:37:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Leans against pile of dead Zerg] I'm just going to sit down here for a bit. Okay, thanks.
[Pulls large spine out of leg] Th-that's a start. [Ignores spines sticking out of chest]
[Watches Co'tor] I thought daemons couldn't affect Tau.
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2016/01/05 19:50:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Kneels down to BC and injects him with something*
Those things always helped me when I was hurt. Lets just remove those spines...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/05 20:18:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..? I'm fine. [Looks down] I've had worse.
Probably.
Pretty sure if you pull that one out, I'll star leaking air. [Points at chest]
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2016/01/05 20:20:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*puts Co'tor in a sleeper hold*
You'll thank me for this later.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/05 20:26:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*grabs medical kit*
Right spines, *uses a sythetic sealenet to fix wounds till they can get full more advanced treatment*
That will get you walking anyway.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/05 21:09:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*continues choking Co'tor out*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/05 21:30:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sister? I said I'm fine! [Attempts to stop jhe from removing anything, and fails]
No, don't take that one out-* [Goes white and starts coughing small amounts of blood] -It was preventing my lung from collapsing.
[Stands up and stretches] Okay then, all set for now.
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2016/01/05 21:40:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Synth healing flesh, its a new issue medical system. it will heal your lung until you can get to a propper medicical treatment
Max time you should take is a week by the book but can do 2
OK yes we have a good budget
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/05 21:44:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is struggling with a raging Co'tor*
Anyone know how to control a Tau that is overwhelmed with blood lust??
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/05 21:46:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*with an unnatural strength throws WK away*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/05 21:53:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*barely manages to hold on*
FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR CAN ONE OF YOU IDIOTS HELP ME OUT HERE?!?!
*gets headbutted*
*dazed*
Feth that hurt...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/05 21:55:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Think you should let go.
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2016/01/05 21:56:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*deliveres a power armoured punch to co'tor where the tau solar plexus should be and hits with bolter butt for good measure*
Helping.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/05 21:59:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Co'tor! Stand down! Your job is done, let others lead the fight!
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/05 22:06:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*slightly dazed*
GAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaa....
*shakes head*
That hurt...
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/05 22:07:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*collapses on the floor*
You Tau have surprisingly hard skulls....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/05 22:12:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Helps Co'tor over to the sofa] [Hands him the unused hangover painkillers] You'll be fine. Probably.
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2016/01/05 22:14:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Are you ok, Jikita'kor'ves? You seem to have lost yourself to the battle.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/05 22:26:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Shoves blade back into sheath and the fire in eyes die down*
*weakly*
So I was right, it's a deamon weapon.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/05 22:27:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Mumbles incoherently from his place on the floor*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/05 22:27:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Sorry, but needs must to shock you back to normal.
*places wk on a second sofa and gives a painkiller. *
Drink up guardsmen, It will help.
And BC, that fix was only short term, you will need to attend a propper hospital for treatment. It was only a field fix.
Your guard medical kits, if I had that you probably of died.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/05 22:50:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Thank you for your efforts and your concern, but I'm fine. [Holds up hands and smiles] [Extremely pale]
[Sits on arm of sofa] It doesn't do for a senior officer to be seen as... seen as... as.. vulnerable. [Blinks] [Bale eye flickers on and off a few times] I just need a rest, maybe.
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2016/01/05 22:59:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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As a medic I do strongly advise you at least rest.
*leans closer* there is the private room we put you after drinking hull cleaner. It's not perfect but private.
*Hands a pill discreetly*
*quietly*
At least take that, it should boost your red blood cell count to a vaguely healthier level
Waves and goes back home to tank.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/05 23:02:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Nods] I'll see to myself once the Zerg are cleared. They look fairly done for by now, at least.
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