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*sits up slowly*
Anyone get the hull number of the Leman Russ that just ran me over? Feth my head hurts.

[Pats WK on the head a few times] You'll be fine.

(inside tank where cannot be hered)

Commisars make awful patients. At least guard you can order to rest. Sitting is better than nothing...

*opens locked cabinet and gets a bottle *

Agh, good amsac, 200 year, Terran *pours glass and locks it away*

They would probbly kill me for this stuff.

[Takes pill and swigs from canteen]
[Hears dripping noise] ... [Looks at front of uniform] [Puts finger in small hole where water is coming out and has another drink]

Think we may have missed one. [Peels packaging tape off a nearby iBay box and patches hole]

*walks up to BC*
Are you alright sir? I have the silly glue if we need to close the hole.

Don't be ridiculous. Silly glue isn't waterproof.
Tch. Whoever trained you clearly didn't cover all the basics.

*shouts*there's medical super glue in the med kit by the sink.

At least use something less likely to kill you. *frustrated*
Goodnight *hatch closes with a bang*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Don't be ridiculous. Silly glue isn't waterproof.
Tch. Whoever trained you clearly didn't cover all the basics.

The extent of the average Guardsmen's medical training is how to use band-aids and silly glue. Nothing else.

[Grins] I think I've wound her up long enough.

[Straightens back up and walks over to the medical bay]
..Try not to kill me accidentally and prove her right, okay? [Cheerfully pats medic who looks incredibly nervous]

*discretely signals the medic with hand-sign*

..? [Looks up in confusion before passing out]

*BC is dragged off by several medics*
*to the others*
He'll be fine, his wounds are actually fairly severe, he's just too stubborn to admit it. The medics are taking him to the field hospital a few miles away, they have better equipment.

[Half wakes up] Whuh? [Mixture of confusion and half-conscious]

*medics ignore BC's protests and strap him to a gurney before wheeling him into the hospital*

[Bleeds insolently]

*Burrows up where everyone has gathered*

"Surprise!"

*Shoots needle spines at everyone randomly, then burrows back underground*

*removes needle from shoulder pad*
Feth that hurt.
*medic jogs over and sprays some painkiller and synth skin on the wound before jogging off*

*several needles fly into the air, and Kroot hawks crash to the ground*

I swear. You found something that bothers me more than that bird man stereotype.

*throws a grenade into the burrow*

[Wakes up slightly] ...Where the blue hell is this? ...I don't like people touching me. [Tries to sit up]
..Who gave the order to restrain me? [Frustrated]

*Grenade flies back out of burrow and explodes next to Yarrick*

"Nice try, bird man!"

*Seals burrow and tunnels deeper, away from everyone*

*chatters angrily at hearing the Zerg's words*

Come out of hiding, and I'll give you something to remember.

*goes to the feral Kroot pens, and starts taking their leashes off*

[Hears grenade slam into side of hospital] [Tries to stay awake long enough to be confused by it] [Stares at ceiling] This is the worst.

*pokes had put hatch at noise and looks at b2j*

Sure that's wise, last I saw your new feral ones where very feral.....

*goes into side room and starts up a large engineering tank and starts laying a seismic sensor grid*

This should give some warning.

Smart? Probably not, but if I leave them cooped up they'll probably kill each other. Besides, them against a Krootox, I'll pick a Krootox almost everytime.

*finishes untying several feral kroot, who run towards the Zerg corpses*

Hmm, that may have been how they devolved then. An obsession with tyranid meat, if that's the case then I'm surprised they still are recognizable as Kroot.

[Still groggy with internal bleeding] ...My nose itches. [Fidgets trying to relieve itch whilst strapped down] [Gets frustrated and attempts to focus on own nose with bale eye] [Fails]

* is driving by laying sensors to warn of Zerg attacks*

Are you sure zerg us the right food then, surely you want to hspae them with a higher from of intelligence and reduce the feral instinct not increase it,

Oh , There have been quite a few studies on your race, as your abilities have been considered highly dangerous and subject of many studies and experiments.

(thinks., Lets hope they never eat primarch)


* in the hospital medicates sedate Yarrick and start to mend the internal wounds and fix the many needle injuries,* (medic) how is this man alive......

*whistles and a Hades breaching drill starts drilling down after ZS*

[Shakes head] Look, no, I don't want sedative. I just-*
[Out cold] [Medics remove several foreign bodies, shrapnel and begin repairing damage] [Mumbles in sleep] [Medic reaches over and removes bale eye, placing it to one side]

*can be seen planting land mines around the area*
I'd be careful about walking over here ladies and gentlemen

[BC wanders through mines unhindered and entirely oblivious, and holds up a blank Get Well Soon, Angry Man card and a ballpoint pen to WK] [Small bird lands nearby and detonates an explosive]