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**War Kitten**

*takes the card and signs it*
*winces as the bird explodes on the mine*
*gives the card back to BC*
I'm not even going to ask how you didn't trip a mine my friend

**Buttery Commissar**

[BC shrugs and wanders off towards hospital with bird-splattered card and a bunch of flowers]

**jhe90**

*parks back up after finishing the network of sensors. and turns them on*

now, so thats at least 30 seconds warning anyway.

*hears the boom of a mine and high flying crispy feathers*

SO guard can do mines but med kits.

**War Kitten**

*bows to Jhe*
My lady, explosives are our specialty. We excel at blowing gak up

**jhe90**

Thankyou, *slightly surprised by the bow*

Though, i might not test your minefield out like the commissar did!

* goes off to kitchen, * anyone want fresh cookies, just out the oven, Zerg shapes, zorks, and more you can eat the rooms enemies to death.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Wakes up to see BC holding card, flowers and smiling] I've died. I've died and this is my punishment.

Where the hell is my eye? [Attempts to sit up] [Panicks]

[BC puts down gifts and pats Yarrick on head gently] Stop that. It's... ... Oddly soothing. [Falls back to sleep]

[BC picks up tub of things removed from Yarrick and peers inside]

**jhe90**

,*nibbling on a cookie reading the medical chart*

So, you will live. Stubborn commisar.

*looks at odd scene*
Oh, OK.... Hmmm so how did he not know there was a ork tooth, a chainsword tooth and a key end up embedded in the human body.

Most peculiar

*leaves BC and hands him a tank shaped cookie with yellow chocolate. Leaves to study box and goes back to sofa with cup of tea*
There's more in the pot.

**2BlackJack1**

*shakes head*

Gue'la show up and think they know how to be a Shaper. Please, leave my job to me. If you must know, I was testing them. If they ate the Zerg, then I could judge if they remembered any of their old principles. Unfortunately not, and I will not feed them tainted meat of Chaos. Far, far too risky.

**Buttery Commissar**

[BC rummages and holds up the tip of a broken corkscrew quizzically]

...always tip your waiter. [Winces]

**jhe90**

*looks at b2j * I'd rather not have to interupt my cup of tea killing a feral kroot trying to eat me.

Tea is important you know.

**2BlackJack1**

As is getting these Kroot exercise, and a meal. Now, if you want to criticize my work, where do you think I should start when it comes to finding them a 'source of intelligence' as you would put it. I'm not sending them at Tau, they need to know limits. Eldar would only start a war. I'm not creating pit fights for them to fight my own kin. Lastly, I doubt you would be happy to give them some gue'la for a meal?

**War Kitten**

Well, we could point you towards the Ork encampment that's just down the road a ways if you want

**jhe90**

Fine. *,takes a map*

There's a nearby system here. A xeno race live on the world's, semi industrial, metal but no gunpowder. My order before I got marooned here was going to clear it but had to pull back due to a warp storm nearby.

They once had space ships evidenced by ruins of metal hulks deep in the sea and vast dead cities but there empire faltered centuries ago.

There smart, but only downside is there predisposition to paint themselves purple and screach to the stars.

*marks map and hands to b2j*

*picks up tea and walks of back to tank locking the hatchs once closed*

**War Kitten**

*begins building fortifications on top of jhe's tank*
*tank beeps in happiness once*
Erectin' an Earthshaker...

**ZergSmasher**

*Several Zerg Overlords fly in, carrying many more Zerg creatures right over the minefield and depositing them safely past it.*

"You forgot about our flying creatures, didn't you? Foolish meat sacks!"

*After the Overlords leave, the skies start to fill with Mutalisks, while the ground creatures start attacking Guardsmen and Kroot*

"Dinner's on me, fellow Zerg!"

**jhe90**

*moans, wakes back up and sets turrets, weapons and secondary weapons to proximity defence mode *

Fething bugs, I hate bugs. Tank, defense mode delta *tank beeps to confirm*
*goes back to sleep under a tank blanket*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Slowly walks back in, led by BC] [Watches fighting] ...I suppose very little changes. [Leans on cane and shrugs]

[Pulls out chainsword] [BC snatches it away and looks stern] ...Benny, you're not actually in charge.

**War Kitten**

*sees the oncoming Zerg*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
*voxes for reinforcements*
*several Hellhound squadrons drive into the Room and begin incinerating the Zerg*
POUR IT ON! POUR IT ON!
*Guardsmen form a firing line and begin to fire upon the Zerg*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Watches] I'm sure I could help- [Sees BC tapping foot]
[Sighs] [Goes and sits down] Resting sucks. What's the point of being alive if I can't do the Emperor's work?

[BC shakes head and wanders off]

**War Kitten**

*tosses BC a sniper rifle*
That's the best I can do Commissar!
*ducks under a Hydralisks claws and drives a bayonet into it's skull*

**ZergSmasher**

*Shoots needle spines into WK*

"That'll keep him busy, now to get that commissar..."

*Gathers a few Zerglings and runs with them straight at Yarrick*

"ZERG RUSH!!!"

**War Kitten**

*dodges the spines and tackles ZS and holds him down with furious strength*
You're going to have to try much harder than that you overgrown lizard.
*Hellhound incinerates the charging Zerglings*

**2BlackJack1**

*feral Kroot charge into the Zerg lines*

I'll take a look at the creatures once these ones are dealt with. Just, please, don't tell me how to do my Shaper duties.

*jumps in the Zergs' way to Yarrick, going into a defensive stance and drawing two knives*

**ZergSmasher**

*Headbutts WK, then tosses him into the minefield*

"Now, to deal with the little bird man."

*Turns and glares at 2bj1 and lets loose a loud roar*

**2BlackJack1**

Bird man. It's always bird man.

*reverses his grip on the knives and charges at ZS*

**War Kitten**

*rolls and gets back to his feet*
Good thing I have the FoF sensors online, or else that might have hurt a bit.
*hurls a stun grenade at ZS and knocks him to the ground*
Try that again and see what happens you overgrown snake!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks up in time to be knocked over] Oh f-
[Calmly headshots Zergling with the bale eye whilst holding it back with a cane across its claws] I was having a rest!

**Verviedi**

*Elegantly steps in front of BC and begins cutting Zerglings down*
Don't worry! There aren't nearly enough!

**War Kitten**

*sees Verviedi*
Welcome back my friend! Now, let the fun begin!
*tosses Verviedi a vortex grenade*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Nods to Verviedi and impales a twitching Zergling with walking cane] I've lost track of whether you're human or not.. But thank you.

[Sees BC give a thumbs up] Don't push it. I'm fatigued, not having a personality transplant.