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2016/01/08 13:01:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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An old trick I picked up along my travels. I imagine the Space Wolves would pay a lot for it, but they firebombed my people, so they will have to make due without.
[Mutters]
Fething Russ.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/08 13:01:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Yes. Yes I do.
*Steps out*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/08 13:01:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*quietly takes the eggs and begins eating them*
*pats the Tarantula Sentry gun softly*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/08 13:09:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hurled through the door and hits WK in the face*
Hello.
How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/08 13:34:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*knocked unconscious by Verviedi*
OOC: Might be gone for a little while. Getting my wisdom teeth taken out in an hour, and I don't know how I'll feel afterward.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/08 13:38:08
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/08 13:34:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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See I do remember you wk, you where friends with bob, though he went off rails and joined radical inquisition. He,s pretty nutty now *sadly explains*
Sarah is now running a planetary space station near Baal, Ivan sadly got eaten by a carnifax last year and ory is currently starting out as a rougue trader..
Sorry I was a tad drunk last night....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/08 14:19:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*On the floor*
I'm surprised that idiot could throw me hard enough to knock him out. Nowhere near as bad as that Intelligence Dampening sphere, and actually fairly intelligent.
For a human.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/08 17:34:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*walks in from outside*
Uhh, hey guys, we've moved again.
A long way Galactic East it appears, and have ended on a jungle plant.
*points at the lush greenery out door.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/08 17:44:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*puts tank blanket over wk and lies him on the sofa carefully *
Oh, so this room moves?
*roar in the distance *
Umm we might want to clear the jungle back for a clear kill zone....
And why is there a talking potato!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/08 17:47:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Oh, yes, it's quite an interesting phenomenon. It sort of just wanders around the galaxy.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/08 18:25:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Tank hatches unbolt] [Walks out looking rather scruffy]
... ... I can't remember what I was supposed to be doing today.
Helpful tip, by the by, don't leave your Daemonette neglected for nearly a week. That's a very long time, and they'll have spent all of it planning what to do when you return. [Pauses and discretely shakes a broken restraint out of one shirt sleeve] [Cracks neck and heads into shower room]
[Comes out looking tidier, and curls up on couch]
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2016/01/08 18:47:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh jungle (Marla)
I kind of hate bugs.... So hate bugs.. And jungles are, bugs...
*looks at bc*
By law I should be killing you right now...i know I well, macha...but I never did chaos, ork or such...
So yeah,... Not one to talk...
But seriously, deamonette, how are you still alive?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/08 19:17:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He's still alive because of his complete disregard for the laws of science and logic. I once knew a person who was inhumanly determined. I hated her.
Could somebody please mount me on something, so I can do some scheming? Surviving on 1.1 volts is stretching me to the max.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/08 19:29:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks up] You know how the Fallen Eldar can keep someone alive for years, to extend the suffering? Where do you think they learned?
[Picks up Verviedi and attaches a phone charger] Why are you a potato?
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2016/01/08 19:32:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That one woman I talked about... All I wanted to do was test her scientifically for the rest of her life. She started it, she killed me and threw me into a fire. Then, she woke up again, and instead of killing me a second time, she put me into a potato and placed a core designed to make horrible unworkable ideas in control of the only thing I have ever loved. And then, some other human appeared in a flash of blue light, and used me as a dodgeball.
And she was a orphan. And that is terrible.
*Eye shines slightly brighter*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/08 19:32:59
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/08 19:37:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Scratches chin] That sounds unpleasant. What was the only thing you ever loved?
And I'm sure I saw Co'tor earlier... I'm not smart enough to know how to help long term, but Co'tor is.
And there's that creepy Archangel still hanging around.
Love's weird. I thought it was about hurting one another in new and interesting ways. But lately I'm thinking it's more about being supporting. [Looks back at tank] We're working on it.
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2016/01/08 19:43:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Why, the Aperture Science facility, of course. The best science facility in the multiverse. I am hardcoded to love science and the facility.
*Eye narrows a bit*
Nothing in my code said anything about testing neurotoxin on every researcher in the building, though.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/08 19:44:22
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/08 19:46:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Can we fix thia one before the Faraeer comes back?
I cannot Imagine how smug she will be...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/08 19:48:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, that's... sad. [Looks concerned]
Out of curiosity, what would happen if I were to put you in a microwave oven?
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2016/01/08 20:04:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I would be very angry. And then I would die.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/08 20:11:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ok, so how do we un potato you then....?
*puts a tiny coat ment for a toy on v*
Your a jacket potato now *laughs*
Sorry, could not resist.how do we undo this?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/08 20:25:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Do we really want to help? Is that Verviedi? [Looks uncertain]
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2016/01/08 20:28:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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It certainly doesn't sound like vervi...
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/01/08 20:41:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Who is this Vervi? Is that the person that threw me at that soldier?! He must die for disrespecting me...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/08 20:45:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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So who are you talking potato?
And why do we have a talking potato....
Im not drunk am I?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/08 21:04:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sniffs jhe politely] No, but I don't envy your stomach with what you put away.
[Picks up potato and starts juggling] Explain why it'd be beneficial to not put you in a steam cooker.
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2016/01/08 21:11:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 jhe90 wrote:Can we fix thia one before the Faraeer comes back?
I cannot Imagine how smug she will be...
*teleports into the Room*
Did someone say my name?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/08 21:14:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*perks up at the mention of a jungle planet*
Perhaps I can find some interesting prey for the ferals here.
*finishes the cup of tea and goes to unleash them again*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/08 21:15:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sniffs jhe politely] No, but I don't envy your stomach with what you put away.
[Picks up potato and starts juggling] Explain why it'd be beneficial to not put you in a steam cooker.
Did you just call my cooking bad *looks over at BC and places hand of knife*
Il let you retract that....
Oh hello, yes, I did. Talking potato.... Not sure what the feth or who it is. (Marla)
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/08 21:16:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*walks up to 2BJ1*
I can try to fix their minds and restore their sanity, if you would allow me?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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