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Your cooking? I mean more that-
Well look. [Lights match and holds it to jhe's mouth] [Gently presses her stomach with one hand, and watches the resulting fireball]

You put it away last night.

Hmm, the problem is that these Kroot were raised like this. It takes more than one generation for a Kroot to be so changed, unless there is Chaos taint, but I have not sensed any of that. So, changing their minds would be similar to changing their identities as a whole.

I'd rather not disorient them, as much as it pains me to see them like this.

*nods*
I shall respect your wishes. May I cast a spell on them to help bless them? It is called Fortune by my kin

Of you're so insistent on helping, then I see no harm. I suppose it will be a tricky task to cure them by my lonesome. I have only hunted my distorted kin, this would be my first successful attempt at saving them, if all goes well.

Oh yeah, that wine..... It was kinda cheap. 3 credits a bottle ...
Rough stuff. Not sure it was wine....

But I make a good full English breakfast .. *smiles*

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Of you're so insistent on helping, then I see no harm. I suppose it will be a tricky task to cure them by my lonesome. I have only hunted my distorted kin, this would be my first successful attempt at saving them, if all goes well.

If I appear pushy I apologize. I've been meditating for a long time on the interactions between the Eldar and other races. I've seen that we come off as dickish to most others. I'm trying to remedy that fact.
*eyes glow softly with power and the feral Kroot seem to perk up a little*
There, fate shall favor them in times of danger. It is not foolproof in protecting them, but if there is a favorable outcome they shall have it.

You sure it was wine and not paint thinner? [Picks up empty bottle and sniffs it] [Eyes water]

[Sees WK and makes a hasty retreat]

I told you it smelled foul.

And you have my thanks, Farseer. I only hope that this jungle planet brings them a good hunt.

Ummm....

I got it cheap at the mini mart on the corner before we moved planets,oh I kind of have 9 more bottles.

They might count as ordinance weapons....

*bows to 2BJ1*
I've been spending some time with my Exodite cousins, I can understand the importance of a good hunt.
*sees BC backing away*
What is it this time Benny? Are you and the Daemonette no longer interested in some fun?

It's just last time we spoke, you taught my daughter to pants me. And then you collectively beat my uncle into unconsciousness.

[Eye twitches] I'm still not sure if I'd say no, but I don't think there's a safe word for some of the things you're capable of.

*hands BC a still sealed bottle of the "wine" *

Still got 8 more if you like it? After the first glass it was oddly drinkable.
*puts a glass next to bottle*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
It's just last time we spoke, you taught my daughter to pants me. And then you collectively beat my uncle into unconsciousness.

[Eye twitches] I'm still not sure if I'd say no, but I don't think there's a safe word for some of the things you're capable of.

Well,, to be fair your Uncle was trying to hurt the people here and that was the best way to stop him in my opinion.
*shrugs*
Sorry about the pantsing, but it was just too tempting to pass up.

[Looks at wine] Maybe it'd be good for cooking. You'd be surprised what can be palatable with the alcohol boiled off.

[Flinches at WK] You don't think holding him still until he calmed down, was maybe a more reasonable response than nearly putting a senior citizen in hospital?

No I did not think that was a more reasonable response. Physically he's much stronger than me, and based on how angry he was at the time my powers would not have been able to hold him for enough time.

*Swivels around on turntable and looks at Taldeer*
Hello. Are you the woman who composes about 11% of Internet traffic around here? More importantly, are you associated with the person who killed me and put me in a potato?
Not that I care about the first part. Humans simply react better if you ask them personal questions. Which I did.

*tests idea* *takes wine bottle, UN corks and adds a remote detonator *

Ok so, just toss this outside....

*activates charge and raging inferno destroys a 10 square metre area of jungle*

Fething hell, that's not 12% !

*Iooks at potato*
No her sister, and is rather touchey about that.
I met her, she was nice though. (Hopes potato never finds a certain video)

He does carry enough anger for at least two commissars. Genetically, we're not related, thankfully.

[Picks up wine] Time to see if we can't casserole with this as a base. [Wanders into kitchen]

*joins BC in kitchen*

Ooh cooking, plus *quietly to BC* I'd rather potato not recognise me.... *shows video link title rather the universe never saw* (macha meets sister) no names but..... That was a bad time, I was messed up...

Your the expert in this stuff right? (Marla)

*picks up the potato*
Why do I recognize you?
*tosses Verviedi into the air*

You recognize me, human?

I have a feeling that I do. And I'm not human
*levitating Verviedi*

How so?
*Mildly annoyed*

*from kitchen poking head round wall *

Oh, no I don,t. I don,t even know what kind of heresy you are.
Have to ask Maria but talking food, was not covered in law class.

*Maria pokes head out her tank* not a clue Marla, even in miscaliious section. Talking mushrooms, not vegetable.
*hatch closes*

*goes back to helping bc cook*

I had a vision, and you were in it, that's how.
*drops Verviedi on the floor before walking off*

*Maria nips out to get some tea*

Oh hello potato, *places it on a ledge and plugs a small battery into it. * oddly I find no law against your existence or relating to sentient vegetable. Hmm, you are a mystery

Thank me later, tea time.
*walks back to tank with tea and closes hatch*

[Puts casserole in to bake] [Whistles cheerfully and steps out of kitchen]

[Walks over and looks at potato] Hm. [Wanders into tank and comes out with a small four-legged bot] [Plugs the potato into the top of it] ...

... [Adds googly eyes to the front]

Now you can get around.

*gets up slowly and removes the tank blanket*
I REALLY need to stop getting hit in the head, it's getting a bit old now.

*Moves around VERY poorly*
...Honestly, this is only slightly less humiliating than heing a potato. But thank you for your effort, human.

Hmm.
*greases the wheels on Verviedi's carriage*
That should help you move a little easier now.