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Oh, he's really good!
"The Red Wedding" and the "Purple Wedding" are his work!

What was special about these weddings?

 sing your life wrote:
What was special about these weddings?

People died.

If I'm going to die at this wedding I don't want to go.

You won't die, I'm sure of it.

Fine. When is the wedding?

The day you die.

I only wanted to have sex. I didn't expect some kind of Imperial Inquisition!

*Inquisitor Cheng and Acolytes Virtanen and Petrichenko suddenly burst in and shout about no-one expecting the imperial Inquisition and their main weapons being surprise among others. They then stuff Macha into a bag and run out the room*

I am Ordained to marry. 'Eres my Licence. We can do dis now ef yer like...

Well, that's her gone.




Good.

Eva is kind of boring. Thinking of dumping her and looking for a new Girlfriend on Kriegslist.

May I recomend the dating site Hot Inqusitorialbabes.com?

Do they have smart black trenchcoats?

Oh yes several different sorts of black smart trenchcoats, that and maching boots

Coats? What kind of a sorry loser wears a coat?

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Coats? What kind of a sorry loser wears a coat?

I guess I should explain:

Oh, hello Charlie Chaplin! Why don't you do something silly for us?

I'm not Chaplin Chaplin. I'm actually just some random guy at a computer who resembles Hitler, but don't tell anyone I said that.

What a loser.

I'm not seeing any evidence of you winning.

 sing your life wrote:
I'm not seeing any evidence of you winning.

*Puts thumbs into pc-Hitler's eyes*

Pfft. Putting your thumb in someone's eye is so mainstream. I actually know originality.

*Unfolds a paperclip and sticks it up Gregor's nose. This hurts a lot more than you would expect*

Pitiful little man!

*Starts hacking into the pc-hitler with 2m long sword*

My Name is "Hipster Hitler" or alternatively "Adolf Hipster". Oh, and if you don't stop attacking I'll have to do something nasty to you.

*swings sword at little man's head*

You're a terrible man, and that's coming from me!

*Ducks sword*

I was thinking of killing you but I guessed that would be was most people would do. so I'm just going to ignore you.

*goes back to his computer*

*smashes computer into pieces and grabs hipler's head*

You guys are so mainstream...

I don't think you called off the invasion of Poland because everyone was invading that country. That's an entire war I stopped because it was too mainstream for me.

*Walks in to see a eldar attacking some guy while a squat stands near by*

I'm back...from the future, and you're all dead in it!

...

I need to use the bathroom, and get something to eat!