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You mean that Sister who got kicked out the schola and exiled to the asteroid headed into a star....?

*reads letter* oh *shudders*

Blimey *pours self glass of wine and hands wk a cup of tea on sofa*

*Maria steps out her tank and reads*
Jinkies, that's bad. And skin, blood, only more heretical. You want us to go kill her *pours self glass of wine*

Though if the sucubus tries to threaten me again (Marla)

Not her, you told her, what I said to do. (Maria)

*Marla nods and drinks wine* yep, I did, and found the hellfire shells. Should work a treat.

Somebody say "Treat"?

Yeah, the normal plans to kill a dark eldar rather painfully.

We have cookies in the kitchen.
*looks at marla*
Ooh the space wolf won,t mind us borrowing the triple expanding, barbed, armour piercing harpoon launcher I'm sure.

*both clink glasses*

*Wakes up and looks mildly ill*
I have a feeling something absolutely awful is going to happen when that Dark Eldar lady arrives. Not that I care, really. Dark Eldar have it coming.

*Looks carefully at V*

She was making threats, and such. seemed to have the stupid idea i was marrying WK.... anyone know where that one came from.... *marla looks sternly*

*Maria loads shells into bolter magazines*
Yes, why did that stupid rumour ever exist.... *taps foot* now we have to go cause trouble if she comes,
*sights bolter* Real trouble.

 snurl wrote:
Somebody say "Treat"?

Yep. Someone did say treat.

*turns to jhe*
The content of the letter itself is fine. She's just inviting me to meet my niece
It's the fact that she apparently wrote this on skin with blood that disturbs me

*relaxs* Ok so that's one sorted out, still pretty creepy way to send a letter. Bit chaosy ....

*goes back to loading a magazine*
Still have this issue with your ex sucubus.... (maria)

Yes, read this imail i got off her, how did shee get imail....
*marla shows wk a rather threatening email*

afraid if she comes, *sat linking shells on a heavy bolter feed*

Hope you have no feelings for her. You know us, we don't back down from a war.

I don't know if "feelings" is the right word. There is no such thing as feelings when you're a succubi's new toy. It's more of she feels for you and you run for your life. So feel free to go after her. I'd like to eventually have a semi normal relationship with someone a bit more sane than her

Actually...
*Takes the lasgun back, loads in a standard cell, and fires off a searing white blast that causes the door to violently explode*
Working as intended. There's your anti-succubus weapon.
...Just remember, carry a lot of cells. Ammo conservation is not a thing with weapons like that.

*marla pats wk on the shoulder*

Don't worry good egg, we are here, and your sucubus is not getting past us.

Theres hope for you yet then, *smiles And goes back to linking bolt shells*

[Looks at smoking mess where door was] Did you have to demonstrate on the one next to me?

Well, no, but you seem like the kind of person who would appreciate anything that made lasguns of all things overpowered.

*looks at the Lasgun*
You do realize they don't give us that much ammo right?

Did not that space wolf give you a giant fur map to the guard warehouse, plenty of supplies there?

And do you recall what happened the last time I tried to get supplies from one of those warehouses? I recall a fight with the Inquisition

I was not here, you never told Marla either.

She said you where rather unwilling to reveal what happened to you at times.
And speaking of Marla, who told the sucubus about her....

Truth be told I have no idea. But yeah, those warehouses are death traps

*perks up at deathtrap*
That sounds fun, got a map of the area and a status report on the threat list?

Give me a scan of the map, and i can find a few crates of stuff.
Guard death trap or death trap death trap.


*looks*
What, just because its death trap for you it might be just dangerous for me.

[Looks up] High explosive trap with tasers.

*looks slightly less interested *
Oh that sounds far worse than expects. Why not buy them on I bay, I see 200 + crates on there of varrying numbers of cells.

Not too expensive *sends wk links*

Oh*hands bc a file* I tweaked your supply system to send decent tank fuel. Your now a baneblade.

Because Ibay has terrible quality control. They literally let ANYONE have an account on there. Including Perron

Oh yeah.... Hmmm do the pdf need Las gun cells....
There's always the now rather smelly pile of dead inquisitors and acolytes by the door.

It came with us.
There a tad gooey further down *shudders*

You could just ask Yarrick to fund it, else you'll release the video if him being pantsed by Taldeer.

*looks worried*
Blackmail the commissar who,s anger may class as a Destroyer weapon....
Sure that's wise?

Yarrick's a big softy at heart. Just ask Warboss Ugulhard!

I wouldn't say blackmail per se. Just encourage.

...Wait. You're saying you don't have a reliable source of cells?
Have you checked the-
*Remembers*
I support blackmailing Yarrick.

Well last Tim he was angry I was shot (Maria)
And I had to do intensive tramua surgery, plus id rather not meet him again (Marla)

Please keep us out this one.
*both wave and go to tanks and hatchs close behind*

He did also fake my death and get the Inquisition off my back for a while. [Considers]

*starts uploading funny cat videos to ITube*