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I don't know if I said this or not but I was playing while one of my buddies was staying over the house and I came upon the Clavicus Vile quest. To my delight he sounded just like my friend and said things my friend would say.
I don't care how unkillable that damn dog is, he should be grateful I didn't split him with the Rueful Axe after all the times he nudged me forwards and got me spotted by enemies or trapped me in corners by continually running at me. Damn dog.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Tazz Azrael wrote:I hate my computer :( i bought Skyrim and my computer decides that once i start playing it crashing and blue screening is the perfect option!
I just did the siege of Whiterun. I now absolutely love Galdmar Stone Fist Ilireth was a pain in the ass when fighting the jarl, and just before I culd kill her (one last blow..), Galdmar decided to nearly kill the jarl.
Now, its time to take over some fortresses and free Skyrim!
Lol, just finished "night to remember", and goddamn was it hilarious. I mean the goat... and the marriage... and the giant...
My only problem with it is that I wish it were longer!
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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Hey, if a khajiiti tongue isn't long enough, nothing is!
Jokes aside, I managed to work like hell on my smithing and get it up to 100 with the help of the crafting meltdown mod. So I made myself the first piece of legendary dragonscale armor
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
Frigging leveling world is making me mad. Stupid forsaken are forcing me to drink all my potions even with some improved steel plate. I need to get some ebony or something
Melissia wrote:Lol, just finished "night to remember", and goddamn was it hilarious. I mean the goat... and the marriage... and the giant...
My only problem with it is that I wish it were longer!
And I need to come clean. I used the Ogma Infinium exploit, but its different then console commands so whatever Exploit in spoiler
Spoiler:
(go into a storage container, go over the book and read it, pick your path, then exit the book, but not your invo. Hit x ((or w/e ps3 has) to store it in the container, then scroll up to the the container's contents and take the book back, rinse n repeat)
Melissia wrote:Hey, if a khajiiti tongue isn't long enough, nothing is!
Jokes aside, I managed to work like hell on my smithing and get it up to 100 with the help of the crafting meltdown mod. So I made myself the first piece of legendary dragonscale armor
Umm... I don't have girl parts but I could only imagine that if a Khajiti tongue is like a cat's tongue then that would not be in least pleasurable.
The Ebony Blade from the Whispering Door is supposed to be one of the best weapons in the game, with the ability to have an unlimited charge that sucks life from target.
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Melissia wrote:Hey, if a khajiiti tongue isn't long enough, nothing is!
Jokes aside, I managed to work like hell on my smithing and get it up to 100 with the help of the crafting meltdown mod. So I made myself the first piece of legendary dragonscale armor
Umm... I don't have girl parts but I could only imagine that if a Khajiti tongue is like a cat's tongue then that would not be in least pleasurable.
The Ebony Blade from the Whispering Door is supposed to be one of the best weapons in the game, with the ability to have an unlimited charge that sucks life from target.
Not really...the ebony blade is difficult to power up to its full potential, and the fact that it takes its strength from the 1 hand skill (even though its a 2 handed weapon), makes it really difficult to use properly.
However, it is good at trolling giants.
What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
halonachos wrote:Umm... I don't have girl parts but I could only imagine that if a Khajiti tongue is like a cat's tongue then that would not be in least pleasurable.
Hey, he said length, not texture (which goes to show how little he knows, but that's a topic for another... topic).
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
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My CF blog 
Doing Halo Anniversary now, a proper challenge that 
