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**War Kitten**

*laughs*
Yes. Because I'm going to tell a Potato what I saw in my repressed memories. Not. I need some time alone to collect my thoughts.
*walks off*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Growls] You harm the humans, and I'll demonstrate what tech-heresy feels like intimately.

**KommissarKiln**

*Holding a live, not too hostile looking ripper in one hand*

So dis fella dun't need ta eat da bad stuffs in da humie's 'ead? I can make sure 'e wouldn't eat any o' da important, brainy stuff. I'd krump 'im if 'e started eatin' out my humie friend's brain, and 'e knows dat.

**2BlackJack1**

Why don't you let the ripper have some quality time with that talking potato over there. I think it's over stretching it's boundaries.

**Verviedi**

No! Kill it! It's evil!
Human... You have some experience with murder. Do you mind murdering this... animal?

**Buttery Commissar**

Where... where do you keep finding these things?
[Looks to Blackjack] Oughtn't we be concerned that the Ork has found so many local tyranids?

**2BlackJack1**

Good point, miss. Be'gel, where are these tyranids coming from? We might have an issue on our hands.

**ZergSmasher**

*To Kiln*

"Be careful with that creature, Ork! It's not dangerous alone, but it might have friends nearby."

*Turns to BC and Blackjack*

"We should investigate the source of all these Tyranid creatures the Ork keeps finding..."

*Telepathically communicates with Protoss base. Several Observer probes arrive, then fan out in different directions, cloaking as they recede into the distance.*

**2BlackJack1**

*nods to ZS*

I'll have my Kroot form search parties as well. With tyranids, you need to make sure.

**KommissarKiln**

Naw, don't ya boyz worry about anyfing. All of deez lil ones are Charlie's, remember 'im? And da boyz back at kamp krump all da nasty ones before dey get all bitey. Charlie likes us enuff dat 'e helps keep da lil ones unda control. Dey listin ta Charlie, let me tell ya!

**jhe90**

*to bc*
Tau, there living beings so have some form of runes, but they are very hard to read, and often are like just a pen leaving a line but no ink.

*dispatch's a group of wolf scouts to find source*

You have your under control, we need to check for other nests through.

**War Kitten**

*rolls over in bed*
*talking in his sleep*
Fething Tyrannids
*continues sleeping*

**jhe90**

*notices wk grumbling and sends a impossibility cute puppy to cheer him up*

No one cay stay grumpy after that!

**Buttery Commissar**

Oh, I don't know. He seems to manage just fine.
[Puppy runs yelping out of WK's barracks]
... Case in point.

[Picks up pencil and starts shakily writing alphabet onto paper] When I was human, I bet I knew how to do this. Sad.

**War Kitten**

*walks out of the barracks*
*sees the dog*
I see the dog found the death korps of krieg section of the barracks...

**sing your life**

Did somebody order a cute cat?

**War Kitten**

*raises his hand*
I did

**sing your life**

Did you drop these fishes here? I can has them?

**jhe90**

CAT!

*several excited wolves apeer at the doors to hall*

**War Kitten**

*hands SYL the fish*
Here. We have too many of them anyway

**KaptinBadrukk**

*north wall burns down and I come riding in on a dragon*

Don't worry! He's very nice! I just couldn't fit him in through the door! Isn't that right, boy?

*Dragon nods*

**War Kitten**

*looks irritated at Badrukk*
But did you really have to burn down the wall? Now we have to rebuild the fething thing!

**KaptinBadrukk**

War Kitten wrote:
*looks irritated at Badrukk*
But did you really have to burn down the wall? Now we have to rebuild the fething thing!

Well, how else was I supposed to get the Dragon in?!

**sing your life**

How much fishes have you got? I'm hungry!

**War Kitten**

Oh I don't know.... maybe through the giant fething door that we installed for just such an occasion?
*points to the giant door*
Fething Squats....

**KaptinBadrukk**

sing your life wrote:How much fishes have you got? I'm hungry!

I've got 0 fish. Sorry.

War Kitten wrote:Oh I don't know.... maybe through the giant fething door that we installed for just such an occasion?
*points to the giant door*
Fething Squats....

How the living hell could I have missed that? *grumble grumble*

**sing your life**

Thank you! Thank you! I'll love them forever and ever!

*jumps through the door and starts eating the fish*

**2BlackJack1**

*eyes the dragon hungrily*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Finishes practising writing and hands Blackjack a transcribed poem about snow] [Looks uncomfortably anxious] It's the right way around, right?

**War Kitten**

*facepalms*
I need some time away
*Repressor drives up and Marla pops out and waves*
*I get in and we drive off*