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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

No fish, but I have a few krakens.

Dragon, seriously.. I thought we had dangerous native creatures, but a dragon.

*sits watching dragon with a ale*
Eh... *sends team who rebuild wall and replace chunk with carved saga of a return on leman Russ . *

Fixed the wall. *cute puppy curls up at hall*
Death korps, not even swayed by pupies. There just dead waiting to finaly die.


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits and looks rather depressed, if possible for a Daemonette] Lonely. Where'd that concept come from?

Daemons don't get to be lonely... We exist to fight, kill, feth, trick...
[Rests arm and head on table]
We're not designed to be faithful to one person who isn't a bound master either.

Damn human broke me.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Lonely, maybe too long among humans has rubbed off on you?
Though deamons are product of emotion, maybe you have been changed by the emotions that feed you.

We are broken in some way here, in this place we can live without issue.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks through the giant door*
Hmm. How convenient

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Hello knight.
Yes doors are useful for passing by walls without breaking them.
That or teleporting but your not a psyker.....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

No. No I am not.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Shame
*telaports over to kitchen to grab a clean tankard and re apeeers with a large filled ale*

Aye, its useful.
Lvl 50 rune priest, got a few tricks over the years, only 200 ish too, or 10,000 depending on how you view time.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Nods at Jhe] That I can understand. But it doesn't help the fact that I was not made to live... Normally.
With nothing to hurt, kill or feth, I don't have a purpose. I don't feel... Anything. No drive, no greater ambition. I am stuck.


[Notices WK] Well hello. Over compensating much?
[Strolls over and looks up]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*nods to BC*
My lady. I come bearing a message from your love.
*little scroll pops out of a tube and lands in BC"s hands*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Oi, now dat's a fing ta haff a gander at! I wouldn' mind lootin' one o' dem someday, but I prob'ly not dat one, dat one belongs ta my humie guard friend.

Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Where the those green cats go? And why are you so big and red?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/01/28 22:45:29


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*reads the poem*

It's... well, it's beautiful, actually.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Catches scroll and salutes] [Tries to read it]
What is "posting.. Bail"? ...And what is a drug mule? [Tilts head] He did sign it with kisses though. [Something small drops out of the scroll]
[Examines it] How sweet.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Your not stuck, somehow you broke your pre determined fate and form and have now, become well, your still daemon, but different.

You just need to find your aim, bc should be home soon, if not Il send a few of mine looking for him.


Drug mule, a victim used to transport illegal drugs over borders etc . Bail is money to get out of jail....
...
Feth *voxs ships*
Got a ship heading out to follow up a lead on him for you.

*Instructs puppy to look after bc, * your puppy is growing well, nice coat, good teeth, strong jaw, yep all in good health.

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Avenger Gatling Cannon loudly arms itself*
Shall I render assistance?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Um, what's a poem? I don't know what it is.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Gatling Cannon aims at SYL*
BY THE EMPEROR YOU MUST BE PURGED!
*Cannon begins spinning up*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at the rough diamond that fell out of the scroll] I think he's moved on from drugs...
From my limited understanding, and his diagrams, it looks like he ended up in debt to some kind of Ork and Catachan mafia. But they're either taking poor care of his health, or giving him regular physicals, I'm not sure.
[Tilts paper]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Oi, "poemz" 'appen when ya got dem "Kultur Boyz" 'oo are too busy muckin' about wif writin' and "kreatiffity" ta be doin' more important fings, like fightin' or lootin' or rokkin' out. Well sometimes dey try rokkin' but it ain't loud or Orky or nuffink.

Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Begins reading Machiavelli out loud very loudly and playing classical music*
You might as well get some culture while you're here. Teach you something about revenge and ethics, as well.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Gatling cannon turns to acquire Verviedi*
Shut off that horrific noise before I turn you into mashed potato's.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*a grey templar (at least I think, never too sure about SM chapters) flies through a wall (one of the undamaged ones)*

*a voice booms from the newly created hole*

ONE DAY I WILL FALL IN SERVICE TO THE GREATER GOOD.

BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY, GUE'RON'SHA!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*fires a volley of Gatling Cannon fire through the hole in the wall*
DIE XENO!
*Reaper Chainsword roars to life*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






*Radios in to kamp* Oi! Dere's two big 'uns here! Get da stompa ready, cuz three's company!

...

Oi, wot?! Da stompa's been WOT?

Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

MORE TANKS? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT WON"T WORK!

*climbs through wall, shield generator crackling with energy*

*sees WK*

OH.


GAK.

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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Immediately focuses on Co'tor's suit, and voice alters to become more seductive*
Hello there...
Why don't you pick me up and plug me into one of those sockets?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/01/29 00:48:14




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

FOR THE EMPEROR!
*charges Co'tor firing the Gatling Cannon the whole way*
FALL TO ME WRETCH!
*hits Co'tor with Reaper Chainsword and smashes him back through the wall*
I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!
*charges after Co'tor's flying body*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Why don't you like me? I'm cute a cute kitty that wants a loving home.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*jets out of reach of the chainsword*

*fires fusion cascade at WK*

I AM NOT EQIPED TO DEAL WITH WI- DAMN, SPEAKER OFF!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*fusion cascade is deflected by Ion Shield*
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY MUCH HARDER THAN THAT XENO!
*Hammer of Wrath's Co'tor into a wall*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/29 01:17:09


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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