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Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

No! Why are you so cruel and mean?

* jumps at WK and stratches him weakly with her claws*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*dodges to the side and retreats*

DAMN GUE'LA WHAT HAPPENED! WHERE AM I!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

RUN, RUN I'M COMING FOR YOU!
*begins chasing Co'tor, firing the whole way*
*ignores SYL completely*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*curls up into a ball in the corner in fear*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/29 01:39:55


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*dodges back through hole*

DAMN YOU, WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN ME! WHAT TRICKERY HAVE YOU DONE?!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/29 01:56:31


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

KEEP RUNNING COWARD! YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
*fires another volley into Co'tor, straining his shields*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*dodges and weaves through the jungle*
HAH! DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MECHANICS! OR ARE YOU SO SIMPLISTIC THAT MACHINE IS PEDAL POWERED?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*smashes through the trees as if they were not there, easily catching Co'tor*
*Reaper Chainsword crashes into his back armor*
You Tau are so insufferably arrogant. You do not think that anyone can match you. Well, guess what? We can.
*launches a flurry of blows*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*dodges to the side and flips behind WK, outmaneuvering him*

OOC: This is a rather uneven fight, so I'm releying on the main advantage the XV9 has over a knight, speed and manuverability

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*catches Co'tor with a glancing hit, making him stumble*
LET'S SEE YOU TRY THAT TWICE!
*continues to watch Co'tor carefully, keeping the ion shield facing him at all times*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*backs off quickly, landing lightly on the ground*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






*Arrives at previously made hole in wall, riding on the back of Charlie the Tervigon*

If it's a fite yer pickin', it's a fite yer gonna get!

Alroight, boyz, 'ere we go! WAAAAGH!

*A small swarm of Cutenids rush in and attempt to cuddle the first living being they come into contact with.

OoC: See page 678 if you need an idea of what Cutenids look like.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/29 02:55:46


Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*climbs up a rundown building to avoid both the cutenids and Co'tor vs WK*

Why do they fight? The peace was enjoyable.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO END THIS BATTLE! I AM FAR MORE CONCERNED BY THE FACT THAT I APPEAR TO TO HAVE FOUND MYSELF ON A DIFFERENT PLANET WHEN ALL I DID WAS GO THROUGH A WALL!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Why so much hitting each other? We should cuddle!

*Glomps CS*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/29 03:16:36


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*has mysteriously disappeared*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

I-

WHAT.

WHAT IN WORLD IS GOING ON?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

* notices WK is gone*

Bye! I'll be dreaming of you!

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






We'z still on da Deathsnow IV! Oi, if ya weren't here, where were ya'z before? Duzn't matter, TAKE DIS!

*Accurately lobs a Cutenid at CS, which lands on his face and makes an adorable smile*

Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Voice goes back to normal*
I wish I had a body.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 sing your life wrote:
* notices WK is gone*

Bye! I'll be dreaming of you!


*is dropped off by the Room by Marla and her Repressor*
Bye baby!
*walks into the Room and notices the cutenids and SYL*
What the feth did I miss?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

WHA-

YHE?


*picks nid off face*

BUT NOT HOSTILE? TRULY THIS IS A STRANGE PLACE.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Fix your volume, please. Your extreme blaring of inane statements is interrupting me reading The Prince out loud to the rest of the room.
You seem like you're in need of some culture, too.
*Attempts to look at SYL*
Are you flirting with me, human? Could someone rotate me 45 degrees so that I may see her?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/29 03:32:49




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OH. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE, YOU CAn't be heard unless you are loud.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/29 03:34:11


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Pulls SYL out of the way of the wrecked wall, and gives her a carton of milk from the fridge]

[Sees WK] Humans like diamond, right? Here. Make something for her. [Tosses uncut golf ball sized diamond over]
There's a high chance that was surgically removed from a commissar, but at this point, that's the case for pretty much anything in the room.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*catches the diamond*
Ok, anyone have access to jewler's equipment, a blow torch, a hacksaw, and about 3 pounds of gold? Anyone?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Try Verviedi or Co'tor's workshops. They'd need precision tools in there.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I once tested a diamond-based portal gun focusing lens. It lasted twelve seconds before violently forcing a portal through another portal and creating a two-meter wide space of nothingness. I sealed off that chamber, and changed its goal from Portal Gun Lens Testing to Spacial Anomaly testing.
Did you know speed doesn't matter when you walk into a spacial anomaly? You accelerate to the speed of sound and then turn into solid diamond. Just an interesting science fact.
All thirty test subjects were placed in the lobby as monuments to what should be done with thirty corpses with all of the carbon in their bodies turned into diamond.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

How exactly does that help me make a ring or necklace for my girlfriend?
*scratches his head*
I don't even know if I can pull this off. I still don't quite have all my memories back, but I DO remember that I was a jeweler at some point.
*walks off into Co'tor's workshop*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*slowly climbs off of the building*

Now that that rumbling klutz of a titan is gone, this place feels a bit sager again.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
 
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