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*fails to hide his smile*

I suppose it's a bit dangerous if you are trying to put a blade in their jugular.

*continues spinning SYL around idly*
"A bit" is a bit of an understatement

I'm so dizzy....

*Vomits all over WK from vertigo*

Sorry

*vomit bounces off of psychic shield*
*drops SYL*
Sorry about that. Can't have you pouncing on people.

I know da answa ta SYL's kwestion! Which 'as more teef, a kitten or a pup? Well, da answa's simple! Da Bad Moon's got da most teef, and 'e probably took some from da kitten an' da pup while 'e was at it!

*Looking around, and vision eventually settles on SYL*
...Did you say something about needing to snuggle with somebody?

I wanted to snuggle with the milky man! He looks so cold and sad all alone.

*turns to KK*

No, silly! Don't you know anything about cats?

...Milky? It's a lab coat. Advanced Systems, of the Institute.
Sure, I'm game.
*Horrified suddenly*
Wait. No. What am I doing? I can't, even if it's not romantic in any way. She trusts me.
I'm sorry. Maybe ask BC?

*smiles*
I think you've got an admirer Verviedi. My cousin will be most displeased if you cheat on her.

I think she meant Benny. He does have a dairy smell.
[Puts blanket over unconscious BC] Be my guest. He won't move, don't worry.

He's basically a commissar shaped heating pad at the moment.

 sing your life wrote:
*turns to KK*

No, silly! Don't you know anything about cats?

Eh, not really. But, I do know dat da Bad Moonz 'ave enuff teef ta buy all sorts o' dakka and choppas and vehikles and uvver gubbinz ta boot! Dem gits are loaded, I tellz ya! Do yer kats 'ave enuff teef to buy whateva dey want, like deffgunz and stompas? Didn't fink so.

Ok, I like seeing his face when I wake up.

*Takes off all her clothes to maximise skin contact and gets into bed with BC*

Shhhh, milky man. I'll keep you all toasty and nice.

...!

... [Nearby window cracks, and the room temperature drops by half a degree]

[Looks around for a point of reference as to how to deal with this development]

*To SYL*

"You might want to be careful. He has a demonic girlfriend, and she's pretty jealous. Of course, with Slaanesh, I don't know if she'll do anything about it, but don't say I didn't warn you."

*Goes back to base and starts helping monitor Observer drone feeds, watching for trouble*

* Sleeping silently with BC*

... I am not my base instincts... ...I am not my base instincts...
[Exhales very slowly and leans on nearby table] [Varnish blisters slightly]

[Quietly hums and walks into kitchen] [Sound of walk in freezer door opening and closing]

*notices* idea. Deathsnow...

*blizzard rages outside causing temp to go down 18 degrees for a few minutes*
It will warm up in a few minutes.

Wait for it.

*sound of dark eldar being killed be deathsnow blizzard*
Be careful its strength 10 instant death....


That's how you defend the room.

And v *points to large pile of animal skin, troll hides and carved stone insurance info*. Get reading, you crashed em!

Window rattles slightly.

*floats bc a rather colourful cocktail* it Il help.

*Steps over to the pile of insurance documents*
I call bs, Fenris does not have a written language.

[Steps out from freezer looking significantly calmer] It wasnt jealousy.
I've been trying to convince him to take part in 'social activity' for months, and the one time another lady gets on board, he's dead to the world. [Stares at BC] At least we know he's not faking at this point. Good grief.

[Looks at paperwork] [Picks up a document] Remind to me again why I decided to learn to read? It seems humans just use written words to entangle one another.

Because literacy is quite possibly the single most useful trait any being can possess. I'm quite surprised that you didn't manage to learn how to read before now, actually. The labor benefits of being a Daemon must not be very good.

Without putting too fine a point on it, thus is the only instance I've been in the material world with total free will. Benny never bound me by any conditions.

...I can't work out if that makes him stupid.

That's why all those documents where translated into the local low gothic and high gothic. All stamped and legal.

We do have a written rune language in fact, just no one else bothers to learn it outside our world.... Mainly used for writing epic sagas, tales and various local functions that local gothic lacks the certain wolfyness for.

*hands v a how to learn ferasian book by ulfrik wolfstein of the northern wolf tribe, iron claw islands*

Best seller, on one planet!

Y'know, now dat I fink uv it, I don' fink I can read, eiver. Well, save fer "WAAAGH" and "DAKKA" dat we Orks like to write evrywhere.

...Is there an eBook edition? I can just absorb the information that way, no need to actually read anything.
*Begins Hamlet-staring at a pulse grenade*

[Sighs] [Whistles for the puppy] [Puppy comes up and makes a nest out of the papers]
[Coughs] [Puppy dugs a hole in the floor and buries them instead]

Fine. *does quick maths in wolf runes*
That's 43.7 million credits then.

With a discount for early payment and 10% off as a member of the room*

Hands e book. There. In wolf pub format

Including the bonus e book on ferasian wolf caving and fur/leather preparation guide free.

*stands up from meditation pose and stretches*
This is why you humans need to have secondary engine starters like Eldar craft do. Keeps them in the air when meddling human Psykers try to make them stall

We did, someone shut down the flight control and central system cores, and the machine spirit could not engage in time to bring engines and controls back online before crashing. It takes a few seconds to fully activate and take control.

But someone knows that I'm sure....

*turns towards Verviedi and eyes flare with power*
Is that so? You are misusing your powers, and acting like a child, and so you will be treated like a child.
*binds Verviedi's power so he cannot use it*

*gets user manual *
In event of system core failure the machine spirit needs 3.45 seconds to take full control of flight systems, weapons and tactical 1.35 seconds later.

Just don,t say I read you that *winks*

Yes, I'm sure you are familiar with this book v....

Not helped as a thunderhawk minus power and thrusters has flight characteristics of a ferrocrete block....
Great for diving on attack, not for nap of earth flights.