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[Sits and practises reading] [Tail twitches after a while]
... Okay, it's also insecurity. [Looks at BC]

[Looks for distraction] I'm only good at two things, and seeing as one of them is off the table, anyone feel like sparring?

Pulls out a blunted training axe, if you think you can win

*sighs and leaves the Room*

*I drive through the door in a Chimera*
Hey guys! I'm back! Now, does anyone know who crashed all those Thunderhawks? They made it difficult to get back here.

V crashed all my brothers craft..... Somthung about low flying and bleed ears....

*looks on as storm bird relic recovers them one by one back to ships. *
We even had to break out the storm bird *sighs* that thing just guzzles fuel like mad.

*several others are being pulled aboard a drop ship*
And there's the rental bill too.

Hope Marla liked your gifts.

I will watch sparring matches, with a drink and some snacks while I watch you all spar................

Pulls out microphone, crowded stadium is now the room, "LET"S GET READY TO RRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Waves to WK] Hello!
You didn't miss much. There's a naked woman on top of my unconscious boyfriend. [Looks perplexed]

[Turns back to jhe] What're the conditions? I trust you, but I think even if I blocked you, I'd possibly get fired through a wall by the force.

Oh joy, it appears that a full reset is in order. Do any of you have any copies of the Necronomicon?
*Ducks into a hallway and returns dragging the corpse of a freshly-killed Servitor*
I am going to need, hmm... Mustard, a live squid, an obsidian knife, fresh-cut daisies, and a copy of the Necronomicon.

A reset of what?

And you should check induce the butter tank. He's got a copy of pretty much anything he probably shouldn't in the Inquisitorial research section.

*facepalms*
Why am I not surprised that there's a naked person on top of your boyfriend?
*to Jhe*
She certainly did like them....
*scratches his head*
I'm still walking funny after that...
*sses shaso*
Where did that guy come from?

*Steps into the butter-tank and returns dragging an inside-out book covered in chains*
Alright, you may want to stand back.
*Begins covering the Servitor in daisies, with a very specific eye-watering pattern atop the altar*

*looks oddly at Verviedi*
Do I even want to know what you're doing?

I'm regenerating my old abilities, with the side effect of removing that block Taldeer put on me. Her cousin could hardly be attracted to a blunt, after all!
*Obsidian knife begins to glow yellow*
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ïa! Ïa! Cthulhu fhtagn!
*A swirling non-euclidian portal appears over the dead Servitor as I plunge the blade in*
Ïa! Ïa!

*walks up next to Verviedi and the portal begins to flicker*
So, you're stabbing a corpse? Smooth move numbnuts

Stand back.
*The portal opens wider, and an ethereal tentacle slowly makes its way towards my ear*
If this ritual were interrupted, there would be catastrophic consequences for this world.

*casually glances at the tentacle*
I've seen enough demon incurions of Slaanesh to know where THAT is going.
*unfazed by the whole thing*

*As soon as the tentacle touches my ear, I begin removing the chains from the book*
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
*Begins swallowing pages whole*

*still unfazed*
*still hasn't moved*
Yep. Saw that one coming. I see weirder gak when I'm fighting alongside Marla. This is nothing in comparison.
*casually hands Verviedi a glass of water*
You're going to need this afterwards. Paper is very harsh on the throat.

*Finishes the last page and the portal closes*
Oh, that tasted horrible. Like black magic and rotten calamari.
*Makes grab for the water glass*
Thanks for that...
*Experimentally lifts the butter-tank into the air*
Everything is nominal.

I don't envy you what will happen when Taldeer gets back. Farseers, and Eldar in general, don't tend to appreciate gak like that.

*Looks around, puzzled.*

"Did anyone else notice that our environment suddenly changed to a stadium of some kind?"

*Tries and fails to make contact with the Protoss base*

"That is disquieting..."

Nah, we'z just in a big room iz all. Like a feastin' hall, we'z still in da lodge on Deffsnow. Big enuff ta fight in. Duzn't Jhe run da place, by da way?

The one with furs, fires and wolf carvings?

Aye that's my place, *floats a menu* food, ales and bar!

as resident sane psyker who passed various mandated tests, your meddling in dark stuff.... This book is dark and highly dangerous.

And I'm still not weak without black magic. *lighting storm comes overhead and vasnishs again*

Put the tank down, please. [Looks vexed]

*eyes glow brightly and tank lowers gently down with a soft thump*
Easy as downing a ale.

May have a broken mug but that's worst of it.
That tasnk must weigh twice what it should

*receives a vox call*
Yes dear?.
*listens*
*turns to jhe*
Marla wants to talk to you. Frequency 28.9

[Pulls quietly on WK's sleeve and points at the naked catgirl] ...

Hold on....

got it.
yes, i can book you the Northern lodge, and you want

Ok, yes, flights and Lodge, if we have a thunder hawk that can fly...
No, credit cards, debit only.....

i don't want to get burned to death, fine il take credit...
*chatter*

Fine you booked in, and yes, champagne and chocolates too, yes there free, im not wanting to die.

Bye, thanks for booking.

*call over*

She drives a hard bargain.....
You got free extras and deluxe lodge for normal rate....
Does she offer to burn everyone to death to get freebies?

As one o' dem Sistas o' Battle, dey do dat a LOT.

*Reflexively brushes a rather charred patch of clothing*

Sometimes dey just skorch ya anyhow.

Marla tends to be a bit.... rash at times. She does what she wants when she wants, according to what she thinks is the Emperor's will. She's also rather possessive of me, so if she thought you were threatening me..... it might explain why you got scorched.

Yes, but well yua know death over a few credits for the on arrival chocolates. ..

Not like the free mints are bad. And the champagne I was going to throw in free as a gift.
Hmm *goes off to check storeroom for various bits for the lodge*

Sisters eh.