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If its a dream I have and something didn't die its a weird dream. There was the time I burned to death, eaten alive, pulverized to a pulp, dragged down and strangled, I've been shot in dreams more times than I care to count, woken up lovestruck after getting my legs blown off by a land mine and lying in my own organs for the remainder of the dream... not much bothers me. Though seeing a little blond girl shriek as she was eaten alive was more disturbing than usual, do I get a point for pushing the bloated thing off a cliff and watching it splat in a pool of blood before jumping off myself?

Moving on...

I'm still perplexed by the magnetic draw reality TV seems to have on some females ,even women who I hold in high regard appear to be compelled to watch these televised train wrecks.
Now,I'm aware this is not simply a "female" thing,I myself admittedly watch Gordan Ramsey,but it does appear that women make up the majority of the viewers for the more...unsavory...programs like Jersey Shore and the like.
Honestly,is it some sort of "schadenfreude."

FITZZ wrote: I'm still perplexed by the magnetic draw reality TV seems to have on some females ,even women who I hold in high regard appear to be compelled to watch these televised train wrecks.
Now,I'm aware this is not simply a "female" thing,I myself admittedly watch Gordan Ramsey,but it does appear that women make up the majority of the viewers for the more...unsavory...programs like Jersey Shore and the like.
Honestly,is it some sort of "schadenfreude."

Generally women tend to have socially biased brains and so are genetically predisposed to enjoy watching social situations whether they are faked (see soaps, desperate housewives or jersey shore) or "reality" (such as big brother over here).

Jesus Christ, you people have the most disturbing dreams. What is wrong with you??

rubik's noob wrote:Jesus Christ, you people have the most disturbing dreams. What is wrong with you??

I'm not entirely sure...I for one have resisted the urge to post details of any dream I've ever had.
Commitment to a Psychiatric hospital is low on my "things to do" list

One of my weirdest dreams involved me being shot in the head by a ginger mormon.

I now am incredibly apprehensive around redheads who happen to be mormon.

Most of my dreams are considerably more pleasant, thankfully.

FITZZ wrote:

rubik's noob wrote:Jesus Christ, you people have the most disturbing dreams. What is wrong with you??

I'm not entirely sure...I for one have resisted the urge to post details of any dream I've ever had.
Commitment to a Psychiatric hospital is low on my "things to do" list

Ah come on! With the meds they have now, you can't even tell your in the Psych Ward.

Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

Slarg232 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

rubik's noob wrote:Jesus Christ, you people have the most disturbing dreams. What is wrong with you??

I'm not entirely sure...I for one have resisted the urge to post details of any dream I've ever had.
Commitment to a Psychiatric hospital is low on my "things to do" list

Ah come on! With the meds they have now, you can't even tell your in the Psych Ward.

Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

I get your meaning my friend.
As far as being in a Psych Ward,I'll pass..I worked in a State Holding Facility for several years and that was quite enough for me.

Slarg232 wrote:
Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

Subtle.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:
Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

Subtle.

real smooth

DA's Forever wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:
Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

Subtle.

real smooth

Fine, how about this.

I have a friend nicknamed Psych Ward.

I wouldn't mind being checked in to a Psych Ward, now.

Better?

Slarg232 wrote:

DA's Forever wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:
Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

Subtle.

real smooth

Fine, how about this.

I have a friend nicknamed Psych Ward.

I wouldn't mind being checked in to a Psych Ward, now.

Better?

In my mind that sounds better but thats coming from 16 year old adolescent. And the other me thinks it will never work.

Slarg232 wrote:

DA's Forever wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:
Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

Subtle.

real smooth

Fine, how about this.

I have a friend nicknamed Psych Ward.

I wouldn't mind being checked in to a Psych Ward, now.

Better?

Okay i get you point.

Men! One of their own have betrayed the great secret! See for yourself!

http://headtrip.keenspot.com/d/20110117.html

So that's why they go to the bathroom in groups...

micahaphone wrote:Men! One of their own have betrayed the great secret! See for yourself!

http://headtrip.keenspot.com/d/20110117.html

So that's why they go to the bathroom in groups...

Can't click on link.... Why? WHY do they go to the bathroom in groups?!

micahaphone wrote:Men! One of their own have betrayed the great secret! See for yourself!

http://headtrip.keenspot.com/d/20110117.html

So that's why they go to the bathroom in groups...

My god...

FITZZ wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

rubik's noob wrote:Jesus Christ, you people have the most disturbing dreams. What is wrong with you??

I'm not entirely sure...I for one have resisted the urge to post details of any dream I've ever had.
Commitment to a Psychiatric hospital is low on my "things to do" list

Ah come on! With the meds they have now, you can't even tell your in the Psych Ward.

Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

I get your meaning my friend.
As far as being in a Psych Ward,I'll pass..I worked in a State Holding Facility for several years and that was quite enough for me.

State Holding Facility is a strange nickname.

Paws up if you've ever spent a night in the psych ward!

I haven't; my mum has because her psychiatrist was a bastard (it took her up until recently to have a psychiatrist look over her medical history and say "Actually... this isn't right...") and fethed up a few weeks of her life.

Now her original Psych is a vegetable, a term i'm only comfortable using to describe this guy because quite frankly, he deserves it.

snurl wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

rubik's noob wrote:Jesus Christ, you people have the most disturbing dreams. What is wrong with you??

I'm not entirely sure...I for one have resisted the urge to post details of any dream I've ever had.
Commitment to a Psychiatric hospital is low on my "things to do" list

Ah come on! With the meds they have now, you can't even tell your in the Psych Ward.

Of course, one of my friends nicknames is Psych Ward. I wouldn't mind being in her, if you know what I mean....

I get your meaning my friend.
As far as being in a Psych Ward,I'll pass..I worked in a State Holding Facility for several years and that was quite enough for me.

State Holding Facility is a strange nickname.

It certainly would be,and it's implications would be even more disturbing.

You have dreams ???? (lucky)

Wouldn't say i'm lucky because I have dreams. A lot of my dreams are scenarios i'd love to be in but realise that there's not a chance in hell. If anything, i'd prefer not to be able to dream; at least i don't have my brain taunting me.

My dreams are either band new cities and my life in them or random snippets of the future, when I do dream at all.

I be having a problem with a Female.

I like her, and we have been friends for about.... two years. I am about 80% certain she likes me, too. Only problem is, is that I only have two ways of contacting her: Text, and Facebook. Neither will work for the purpose of asking her out. I can't call her because she doesn't pick up her phone, and she doesn't answer any video chats, both because of bad experiances with past boyfriends. I am at a loss as to how to proceed....

Uhh you should see my dreams, mine are basically either sexual, Warlike (me being a tactical sergeant), 40k being real, movie themes, (like incepetion, holy gaking god mother of saint pearl that was really confusing while i was in a dream in a dream that I was in a dream.), The Matrix dream, normal life, and me seeing deja vu's at the same time. Anyway the funniest dream I have ever heard of was from a girl, and she was hot But she was kinda shy about talking about it until she told me and my group about it. And it made me laugh so hard.

Move on then. No point in talking to a brick wall.

Okay, I have a problem:

There's a girl in my stagecraft class who I'm slightly interested in. Had a fun time talking a few classes back (never got around to introducing one another, sadly, but that's unimportant).

The problem?

She likes Dane Cook.

So /b/... I mean Dakka... I need your advice. Go for it, knowing she has horrible taste in comedy (although she laughed at my jokes... uh oh...), possibly with the chance of rehabilitating her tastes by introducing her to George Carlin and Eddy Izzard (can't do it all at once though, the shear comedic shock would kill her), or should I consider her a lost cause and search for a new quarry?

Fafnir wrote:Move on then. No point in talking to a brick wall.

Okay, I have a problem:

There's a girl in my stagecraft class who I'm slightly interested in. Had a fun time talking a few classes back (never got around to introducing one another, sadly, but that's unimportant).

The problem?

She likes Dane Cook.

So /b/... I mean Dakka... I need your advice. Go for it, knowing she has horrible taste in comedy (although she laughed at my jokes... uh oh...), possibly with the chance of rehabilitating her tastes by introducing her to George Carlin and Eddy Izzard (can't do it all at once though, the shear comedic shock would kill her), or should I consider her a lost cause and search for a new quarry?

Show different types of comedy. Danny Bhoy and any other better comedian is what will save you.

Fafnir wrote:Move on then. No point in talking to a brick wall.

Okay, I have a problem:

There's a girl in my stagecraft class who I'm slightly interested in. Had a fun time talking a few classes back (never got around to introducing one another, sadly, but that's unimportant).

The problem?

She likes Dane Cook.

So /b/... I mean Dakka... I need your advice. Go for it, knowing she has horrible taste in comedy (although she laughed at my jokes... uh oh...), possibly with the chance of rehabilitating her tastes by introducing her to George Carlin and Eddy Izzard (can't do it all at once though, the shear comedic shock would kill her), or should I consider her a lost cause and search for a new quarry?

Advice? Just don't talk about the un-funniest man, and slowly build her up to humor.

Also, if she's hot, if I were you, I'd hit it like a sledgehammer *Swings pelvis*

Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.