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2011/02/05 03:44:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
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2011/02/05 03:45:50
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
what? Really? I don't. I have a thing for girl singers my age.
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2011/02/05 03:46:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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chowderhead13 wrote:Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
What is this I don't even...
Asherian Command wrote:Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
what? Really? I don't. I have a thing for girl singers my age.
So I take it Justin Beiber turns you on?
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2011/02/05 03:49:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Fafnir wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
What is this I don't even...
I'm chowderhead13. Did you really expect an answer that makes sense.
Also, when asked to join DOOMFART, one person sent this image. 10 internets to the first person to get it.
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2011/02/05 03:49:59
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Fafnir wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
what? Really? I don't. I have a thing for girl singers my age.
So I take it Justin Beiber turns you on?
BURN!
Also, I have a feelingwith my situation:
RE-JECTED.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/02/05 03:50:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Fafnir wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
What is this I don't even...
Asherian Command wrote:Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
what? Really? I don't. I have a thing for girl singers my age.
So I take it Justin Beiber turns you on?
*pulls out shotgun.* What was that?
Sorry but Burnett girls that are clearly girls and actually are good at and sing well and brown eyes -blue eyes.
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2011/02/05 03:53:13
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Slarg232 wrote:Fafnir wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
what? Really? I don't. I have a thing for girl singers my age.
So I take it Justin Beiber turns you on?
BURN!
Also, I have a feelingwith my situation:
RE-JECTED.
It's not rejection. It's a chance to re-evaluate your prospects.
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2011/02/05 03:59:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Fafnir wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Fafnir wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Fafnir wrote:Eh. She's cute. I have a thing for girls that wear glasses.
what? Really? I don't. I have a thing for girl singers my age.
So I take it Justin Beiber turns you on?
BURN!
Also, I have a feelingwith my situation:
RE-JECTED.
It's not rejection. It's a chance to re-evaluate your prospects.
That's what someone who got rejected would say.
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2011/02/05 04:10:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Rejection is one thing, but rejection from a fool is cruel.
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2011/02/05 04:11:25
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Fafnir wrote:Rejection is one thing, but rejection from a fool is cruel.
...Que...?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/02/05 04:13:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Morrissey
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2011/02/05 04:14:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Fafnir wrote:Morrissey
...Que?... 
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/02/05 04:19:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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2011/02/05 04:20:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Fafnir wrote:
It's a pedophile Jim Carrey!
Googled him, don't really like the music.
Anyway, I don't understand why women don't respect the idea of TTWG. Exceptions being DnD payers and Melissia.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/02/05 04:54:26
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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In response to all the posts about dreams involving death, violence, shooting, zombies, etc. : you people are weird. 
To the best of my knowledge/memory nothing/no one has ever died in any of my dreams.
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2011/02/05 05:13:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Morrissey blows dead dogs. Absolutely horrendous.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/05 05:20:39
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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rubiksnoob wrote:In response to all the posts about dreams involving death, violence, shooting, zombies, etc. : you people are weird.
To the best of my knowledge/memory nothing/no one has ever died in any of my dreams.
One time I had this dream where I was locked in a van while my family was having a picnic in the park and then the van started to roll downhill towards a boating ramp... I blame my dad. He let us watch 'Puppet Master' and all sorts of B-movies while my mom thought the 'Wizard of Oz' was too scary for us.
As far as girls go I always made jokes about being gay in high school, guess what makes most girls not want to date you? 
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2011/02/05 05:31:45
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/02/05 05:45:33
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Where I live, being a man who can bake, play the guitar, listens to real music, pulls out chairs and holds doors open for the ladies, is all canceled out by playing with total soldiers.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/02/05 05:47:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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If she's that shallow you don't want her.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/05 06:12:57
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Slarg232 wrote:Where I live, being a man who can bake, play the guitar, listens to real music, pulls out chairs and holds doors open for the ladies, is all canceled out by playing with total soldiers.
Man my brother is lucky, he has a girl who 'Waaaaaghs!' for him.
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2011/02/05 06:45:36
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Crazed Wardancer
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Anyway, I don't understand why women don't respect the idea of TTWG. Exceptions being DnD payers and Melissia.
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for the record, I am neither a d&d player, nor am I Melissia.
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2011/02/05 06:53:45
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Monster Rain wrote:If she's that shallow you don't want her.
No man, it's all of them. I am like the perfect ladies man, and still can't get a date. One gal had a genuine excuse, the rest have been like "He's so creepy!"
I don't know what's making me so god  "Creepy", either, and so I can't correct it 
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2011/02/05 10:11:43
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Monster Rain wrote:Morrissey blows dead dogs. Absolutely horrendous.
That's it, it's on.
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2011/02/05 10:41:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Morissey is god awefull. It makes my ears bleed.
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2011/02/05 12:00:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Fafnir wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Morrissey blows dead dogs. Absolutely horrendous.
That's it, it's on.
Yeah, I'll fething fight every single one of you. Morrissey is quality.
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/02/05 13:50:31
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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halonachos wrote:rubiksnoob wrote:In response to all the posts about dreams involving death, violence, shooting, zombies, etc. : you people are weird.
To the best of my knowledge/memory nothing/no one has ever died in any of my dreams.
One time I had this dream where I was locked in a van while my family was having a picnic in the park and then the van started to roll downhill towards a boating ramp... I blame my dad. He let us watch 'Puppet Master' and all sorts of B-movies while my mom thought the 'Wizard of Oz' was too scary for us.
As far as girls go I always made jokes about being gay in high school, guess what makes most girls not want to date you?
At the clubs, however... It's a slippery slope, but sometimes dancing with a dude is all a girl needs to feel safe, with the minor side effect of turning them on from the start.
Slarg232 wrote:
I am like the perfect ladies man, and still can't get a date. One gal had a genuine excuse, the rest have been like "He's so creepy!"
I don't know what's making me so god "Creepy", either, and so I can't correct it
Sorry, but this doesn't really make any sense. Tell me you've never asked them why they think you're creepy 
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2011/02/05 13:54:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Asking why you're creepy is creepy.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/02/05 14:57:49
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Just act disinterested in them.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/02/05 15:45:20
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Albatross wrote:Fafnir wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Morrissey blows dead dogs. Absolutely horrendous.
That's it, it's on.
Yeah, I'll fething fight every single one of you. Morrissey is quality.
So it's a fight now, eh? Soladrin! FETCH ME MAH BEATIN STICK.
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