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2011/02/05 16:20:32
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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chowderhead13 wrote:Albatross wrote:Fafnir wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Morrissey blows dead dogs. Absolutely horrendous.
That's it, it's on.
Yeah, I'll fething fight every single one of you. Morrissey is quality.
So it's a fight now, eh? Soladrin! FETCH ME MAH BEATIN STICK.
*pulls out shotgun* one of you still needs to confess to calling the girl I like a justin bieber. I shall devour your souls.
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2011/02/05 16:26:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Albatross wrote:Fafnir wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Morrissey blows dead dogs. Absolutely horrendous.
That's it, it's on.
Yeah, I'll fething fight every single one of you. Morrissey is quality.
So it's a fight now, eh? Soladrin! FETCH ME MAH BEATIN STICK.
*pulls out shotgun* one of you still needs to confess to calling the girl I like a justin bieber. I shall devour your souls.
*Loads MAH BEATIN STICK into the cannon* Who insulted by internet brother? 
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2011/02/05 16:34:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Albatross wrote:Fafnir wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Morrissey blows dead dogs. Absolutely horrendous.
That's it, it's on.
Yeah, I'll fething fight every single one of you. Morrissey is quality.
So it's a fight now, eh? Soladrin! FETCH ME MAH BEATIN STICK.
*pulls out shotgun* one of you still needs to confess to calling the girl I like a justin bieber. I shall devour your souls.
That's hysterical.
I'm deeply saddened that I missed it.
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2011/02/05 17:00:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Slarg232 wrote: Monster Rain wrote:If she's that shallow you don't want her.
No man, it's all of them. I am like the perfect ladies man, and still can't get a date. One gal had a genuine excuse, the rest have been like "He's so creepy!" I don't know what's making me so god  "Creepy", either, and so I can't correct it 
Maybe it's because you think perfect. No offense dude, just sayin'.
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2011/02/05 17:29:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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undivided wrote:Slarg232 wrote: Monster Rain wrote:If she's that shallow you don't want her.
No man, it's all of them. I am like the perfect ladies man, and still can't get a date. One gal had a genuine excuse, the rest have been like "He's so creepy!"
I don't know what's making me so god "Creepy", either, and so I can't correct it
Maybe it's because you think perfect. No offense dude, just sayin'.
You have no idea how much this just made me laugh. You don't know me, because if you did, you would realize that no, no I don't think I'm perfect, I'm far from it. Automatically Appended Next Post: Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Slarg232 wrote:
I am like the perfect ladies man, and still can't get a date. One gal had a genuine excuse, the rest have been like "He's so creepy!"
I don't know what's making me so god "Creepy", either, and so I can't correct it
Sorry, but this doesn't really make any sense. Tell me you've never asked them why they think you're creepy 
I asked one, but she basically said I was satan given flesh..... No joke, either.
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2011/02/05 17:43:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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All right, Cannerus declares an end to this. PM me Slarg. I will mold you into a true ladies man if you so please, but the path will not be an easy one 
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2011/02/05 17:45:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:All right, Cannerus declares an end to this. PM me Slarg. I will mold you into a true ladies man if you so please, but the path will not be an easy one
Don't listen to him. PM me if you want the true secret to growing a massi- I mean girls! Yes, yes...
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2011/02/05 17:50:59
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Listen not to these frauds! PM me and I will rub your tummy!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/02/05 17:51:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Okay Slarg, you know your good qualities. How about taking a look at your faults? Sun Tzu wrote:Know thyself
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2011/02/05 17:53:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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And what about those of us who are faultless?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/02/05 17:56:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Avatar 720 wrote:And what about those of us who are faultless?
Hubris.
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2011/02/05 17:56:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Avatar 720 wrote:And what about those of us who are faultless?
Like me?
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2011/02/05 18:30:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I should just say this and be done with it. Do Girls like guys who can cook?
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2011/02/05 18:33:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I don't think it's something they look for specifically, but it doesn't hurt.
Food can be very sexy if you know what you're doing.
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2011/02/05 18:34:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Monster Rain wrote:I don't think it's something they look for specifically, but it doesn't hurt.
Food can be very sexy if you know what you're doing.
I can do italian and Thai. 
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2011/02/05 18:36:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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Monster Rain wrote:I don't think it's something they look for specifically, but it doesn't hurt.
Food can be very sexy if you know what you're doing.
Jason Biggs agrees.
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2011/02/05 18:37:25
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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If you cook it well, present in nicely in an intimate setting it can be a really nice experience for the both of you.
I know this first hand. Automatically Appended Next Post: dogma wrote:Monster Rain wrote:I don't think it's something they look for specifically, but it doesn't hurt.
Food can be very sexy if you know what you're doing.
Jason Biggs agrees.
I see what you did there.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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2011/02/05 18:38:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Asherian Command wrote:I should just say this and be done with it. Do Girls like guys who can cook?
Again,there is no simple "template" that encompeses "all" women,some women like certain things that others don't...just like some men like things that other men don't...there are no "set" rules.
Now,to answer your question,traditionally in my family the men are the better cooks,I learned how to cook at a very young age and it has been my own personal experience that most of the women I've dated enjoyed the fact that I was talented in the kitchen.
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2011/02/05 18:39:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:I should just say this and be done with it. Do Girls like guys who can cook?
Again,there is no simple "template" that encompeses "all" women
What about "flying rodent gak insane?"
Or has that just been my experience?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/05 18:41:26
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Monster Rain wrote:FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:I should just say this and be done with it. Do Girls like guys who can cook?
Again,there is no simple "template" that encompeses "all" women
What about "flying rodent gak insane?"
Or has that just been my experience?
ok so maybe there is one template that covers all women...
But their all Bat gak in very different ways. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2011/02/05 18:42:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Thanks. SO far only 3 girls know that I can cook, and they were equally impressed. 
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2011/02/05 18:43:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote:Monster Rain wrote:FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:I should just say this and be done with it. Do Girls like guys who can cook?
Again,there is no simple "template" that encompeses "all" women
What about "flying rodent gak insane?"
Or has that just been my experience?
ok so maybe there is one template that covers all women...
But their all Bat gak in very different ways.
One is batgak with a hammer, the other is batgak with your moniez? 
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2011/02/05 18:44:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Monster Rain wrote:
I see what you did there.
So did Eugene Levy. Automatically Appended Next Post: Monster Rain wrote:What about "flying rodent gak insane?"
Or has that just been my experience?
The crazy makes it fun.
No one wants to bang the predictable.
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2011/02/05 18:48:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:Thanks. SO far only 3 girls know that I can cook, and they were equally impressed.
Did you make them noodles? Because that's just a timing minigame.
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2011/02/05 18:50:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Thanks. SO far only 3 girls know that I can cook, and they were equally impressed.
Did you make them noodles? Because that's just a timing minigame.
Nah a soup. It is rice soup an old family recipe. And I am the one of my family that is talented when it comes to picking up new skills. (Not to brag, but i learn stuff faster if I actually do it everyday.)
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2011/02/05 18:53:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Thanks. SO far only 3 girls know that I can cook, and they were equally impressed.
Did you make them noodles? Because that's just a timing minigame.
Nah a soup. It is rice soup an old family recipe. And I am the one of my family that is talented when it comes to picking up new skills. (Not to brag, but i learn stuff faster if I actually do it everyday.)
"Rice soup"? What goes into this concoction?
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2011/02/05 18:54:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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chowderhead13 wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:And what about those of us who are faultless?
Like me?
So why is that cat wearing four chicken wings?
And ugh... headache...
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/02/05 18:55:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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dogma wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:What about "flying rodent gak insane?"
Or has that just been my experience?
The crazy makes it fun.
No one wants to bang the predictable.
Agreed,the thing is to avoid the " I think my cat is almost human" crazy and find the " I really like leather thongs &boots" crazy.
Conversely,It's my opinion that everyone,be the male or female is crazy,some of us just hide it better.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2011/02/05 18:56:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Melissia wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:And what about those of us who are faultless?
Like me?
So why is that cat wearing four chicken wings?
And ugh... headache...
Melissia! Joining the fun once again I see!
And no, it's a massive body builder cat.
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2011/02/05 18:59:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Thanks. SO far only 3 girls know that I can cook, and they were equally impressed.
Did you make them noodles? Because that's just a timing minigame.
Nah a soup. It is rice soup an old family recipe. And I am the one of my family that is talented when it comes to picking up new skills. (Not to brag, but i learn stuff faster if I actually do it everyday.)
"Rice soup"? What goes into this concoction?
Family Secret. nothing bad just very healthy foods.
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