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2011/02/05 19:00:04
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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dogma wrote:Monster Rain wrote:What about "flying rodent gak insane?"
Or has that just been my experience? 
The crazy makes it fun.
No one wants to bang the predictable.
I like to look at my woman and say "I love her, but I'm pretty sure this is how I'm going to die."
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2011/02/05 19:00:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Thanks. SO far only 3 girls know that I can cook, and they were equally impressed. 
Did you make them noodles? Because that's just a timing minigame.
Nah a soup. It is rice soup an old family recipe. And I am the one of my family that is talented when it comes to picking up new skills. (Not to brag, but i learn stuff faster if I actually do it everyday.)
"Rice soup"? What goes into this concoction?
Family Secret. nothing bad just very healthy foods.
Come on, bro! You can tell old uncle Chowderhead!
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2011/02/05 19:02:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Thanks. SO far only 3 girls know that I can cook, and they were equally impressed.
Did you make them noodles? Because that's just a timing minigame.
Nah a soup. It is rice soup an old family recipe. And I am the one of my family that is talented when it comes to picking up new skills. (Not to brag, but i learn stuff faster if I actually do it everyday.)
"Rice soup"? What goes into this concoction?
Family Secret. nothing bad just very healthy foods.
Come on, bro! You can tell old uncle Chowderhead!
Still can't bro, I can't give it up until I am 40, Or I am the last of the family line, Its 100 year old recipe.
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2011/02/05 19:04:02
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Tiger meat!
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2011/02/05 19:04:26
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Thanks. SO far only 3 girls know that I can cook, and they were equally impressed.
Did you make them noodles? Because that's just a timing minigame.
Nah a soup. It is rice soup an old family recipe. And I am the one of my family that is talented when it comes to picking up new skills. (Not to brag, but i learn stuff faster if I actually do it everyday.)
"Rice soup"? What goes into this concoction?
Family Secret. nothing bad just very healthy foods.
Come on, bro! You can tell old uncle Chowderhead!
Still can't bro, I can't give it up until I am 40, Or I am the last of the family line, Its 100 year old recipe.
I'll tell you the secret ingredient to the perfect Chicken Piccata!
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2011/02/05 19:05:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Tiger meat!
No no...That's garrets recipe. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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2011/02/05 19:14:50
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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chowderhead13 wrote:
I'll tell you the secret ingredient to the perfect Chicken Piccata!
I already know. Wine + Selentro + Greek Vingrate + Pinch of sage + Garlic Steam Boiled + Olive oil and spaghetti + A fine Sauce made from fresh squeezed lemon
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2011/02/05 19:18:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
I'll tell you the secret ingredient to the perfect Chicken Piccata!
I already know. Wine + Selentro + Greek Vingrate + Pinch of sage + Garlic Steam Boiled + Olive oil and spaghetti + A fine Sauce made from fresh squeezed lemon
None of those are the secret ingredient. It brings from good to orgasmically fantabuloso.
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2011/02/05 19:19:16
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
I'll tell you the secret ingredient to the perfect Chicken Piccata!
I already know. Wine + Selentro + Greek Vingrate + Pinch of sage + Garlic Steam Boiled + Olive oil and spaghetti + A fine Sauce made from fresh squeezed lemon
None of those are the secret ingredient. It brings from good to orgasmically fantabuloso.
Nah thats my recipe and holy gak is it good.
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2011/02/05 19:21:04
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
I'll tell you the secret ingredient to the perfect Chicken Piccata!
I already know. Wine + Selentro + Greek Vingrate + Pinch of sage + Garlic Steam Boiled + Olive oil and spaghetti + A fine Sauce made from fresh squeezed lemon
None of those are the secret ingredient. It brings from good to orgasmically fantabuloso.
Nah thats my recipe and holy gak is it good.
Fine. It's Tarragon. The secret ingredient is Tarragon.
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2011/02/05 19:23:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Fine. It's Tarragon. The secret ingredient is Tarragon.
is it now? Okay whatever. Then I won't make it. I am tempted in making something else. Hardest food I have made has to be making 30 pounds of meat (yes 30) and 20 cans of tomatoes that are sauced and garlic peppers and all sorts of other foods to make a chile. I had too feed 80 people.....
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2011/02/05 19:25:26
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Stalwart Tribune
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I don't get why they don't like warhammer..  (for the most part)
or Dungeons and Dragons for that matter...
Or anything that's actually cool.
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PM me! Let's play a game!
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2011/02/05 19:27:01
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Selentro?
Do you mean Cilantro?
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2011/02/05 19:27:03
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Lord PoPo wrote:I don't get why they don't like warhammer.. (for the most part)
or Dungeons and Dragons for that matter...
Or anything that's actually cool.
Shh!! You'll wake Melissia!
But weemen don't get why men love role-playing. I don't know why, but perhaps some women do.
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2011/02/05 19:28:23
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Lord PoPo wrote:I don't get why they don't like warhammer.. (for the most part)
or Dungeons and Dragons for that matter...
Or anything that's actually cool.
Sorry to say this but DND No offense has to be one of the nerdest games ever of all time. And it has a stereotype of having dark serial killers lurk within those groups.
Then for warhammer its a guy picking his nose and having a beer belly and such and having glasses the size of 2 fists of a wrestler put together.
And girls don't really have any likes they are as diverse as guys. And their are some, girls that are girl gamers, dnd players, warhammer players and such its just rare because girls don't want to feel like social outcasts. Automatically Appended Next Post: dogma wrote:Selentro?
Do you mean Cilantro?
yes
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2011/02/05 19:32:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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1. Buy packet.
2. Follow directions.
3. Awesomesauce (literally).
Nah, but seriously, I made stuffed peppers last night. Poblanos for me and bell peppers for the roomie. They were extremely yummy 
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2011/02/05 19:33:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:1. Buy packet.
2. Follow directions.
3. Awesomesauce (literally).
Nah, but seriously, I made stuffed peppers last night. Poblanos for me and bell peppers for the roomie. They were extremely yummy
hmm. I should send you some recipes.
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2011/02/05 20:01:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
I'll tell you the secret ingredient to the perfect Chicken Piccata!
I already know. Wine + Selentro + Greek Vingrate + Pinch of sage + Garlic Steam Boiled + Olive oil and spaghetti + A fine Sauce made from fresh squeezed lemon
A: Sage and cilantro?
B: Steam boiled?
C: Vingrate?
D: How do you make the sauce, exactly?
E: No capers?
This recipe requires a faildozer. 
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/05 20:07:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Monster Rain wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
I'll tell you the secret ingredient to the perfect Chicken Piccata!
I already know. Wine + Selentro + Greek Vingrate + Pinch of sage + Garlic Steam Boiled + Olive oil and spaghetti + A fine Sauce made from fresh squeezed lemon
A: Sage and cilantro?
B: Steam boiled?
C: Vingrate?
D: How do you make the sauce, exactly?
E: No capers?
This recipe requires a faildozer.
hahaha. It requires it its from a website. XD thats what it called for.
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2011/02/05 20:07:50
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I demand a link to this den of liars.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/05 20:12:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Monster Rain wrote:I demand a link to this den of liars.
ok. I was taking a guess at the ingreidents I forgot what I put in XD
Green Chili round steak
Prep Time:
15 Min
Total Time:
8 Hr 15 Min
Makes:
2 servings
INGREDIENTS
2
teaspoons vegetable oil
8
oz boneless beef round steak, well trimmed, cut into 2 serving-size pieces
2
tablespoons Old El Paso® taco seasoning mix (from 1-oz package)
1
small onion, sliced
1/4
cup Old El Paso® chopped green chiles (from 4.5-oz can)
1/2
cup Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa
2
tablespoons chili sauce
DIRECTIONS
• 1Spray 1 1/2-quart slow cooker with cooking spray. In 10-inch skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat. Add beef; cook 4 to 5 minutes or until browned on both sides. Sprinkle both sides of steak with 1 tablespoon of the taco seasoning mix.
• 2In small bowl, mix remaining 1 tablespoon taco seasoning mix with remaining ingredients. Place 1 steak in bottom of slow cooker. Cover with half of the salsa mixture. Repeat with remaining steak and salsa mixture.
• 3Cover; cook on Low heat setting 8 to 9 hours.
Serve the steak mixture over cooked rice. For a bread accompaniment, warm tortillas in the microwave.
I couldn't remember so I got this one up
my bad it was a chili round steak that i was thinking of then a chicken + lemon that tastes suspiciously like fish.
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2011/02/05 20:15:22
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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So there was no website? That's what I was thinking.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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2011/02/05 20:18:33
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Monster Rain wrote:So there was no website? That's what I was thinking.
I get most of my recipes from the Food Network, or any other really different places. I got an australian cook book, i love that thing :hugs:
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2011/02/05 22:14:20
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:All right, Cannerus declares an end to this. PM me Slarg. I will mold you into a true ladies man if you so please, but the path will not be an easy one 
chowderhead13 wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:All right, Cannerus declares an end to this. PM me Slarg. I will mold you into a true ladies man if you so please, but the path will not be an easy one
Don't listen to him. PM me if you want the true secret to growing a massi- I mean girls! Yes, yes...
Avatar 720 wrote:Listen not to these frauds! PM me and I will rub your tummy!
Thanks, but I figure that once I get on the radio (or at least go viral on Youtube) I will be swimming in women.
It's the transition time/wait that's killing me right now.
undivided wrote:Okay Slarg, you know your good qualities. How about taking a look at your faults?
Sun Tzu wrote:Know thyself
How about no? Because most of my faults are pretty personal, and none of your business?
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2011/02/05 22:21:33
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Slarg232 wrote:I be having a problem with a Female.
I like her, and we have been friends for about.... two years. I am about 80% certain she likes me, too. Only problem is, is that I only have two ways of contacting her: Text, and Facebook. Neither will work for the purpose of asking her out. I can't call her because she doesn't pick up her phone, and she doesn't answer any video chats, both because of bad experiances with past boyfriends. I am at a loss as to how to proceed....
Just phone her, if she's not there just leave a message don't let her boss you around.
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2011/02/05 22:24:06
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Cheesecat wrote:Slarg232 wrote:I be having a problem with a Female.
I like her, and we have been friends for about.... two years. I am about 80% certain she likes me, too. Only problem is, is that I only have two ways of contacting her: Text, and Facebook. Neither will work for the purpose of asking her out. I can't call her because she doesn't pick up her phone, and she doesn't answer any video chats, both because of bad experiances with past boyfriends. I am at a loss as to how to proceed....
Just phone her, if she's not there just leave a message don't let her boss you around.
Meh, pretty sure I got rejected last night. Not sure, but about 70% so.
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2011/02/05 22:27:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.
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2011/02/05 22:27:21
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Slarg232 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Slarg232 wrote:I be having a problem with a Female.
I like her, and we have been friends for about.... two years. I am about 80% certain she likes me, too. Only problem is, is that I only have two ways of contacting her: Text, and Facebook. Neither will work for the purpose of asking her out. I can't call her because she doesn't pick up her phone, and she doesn't answer any video chats, both because of bad experiances with past boyfriends. I am at a loss as to how to proceed....
Just phone her, if she's not there just leave a message don't let her boss you around.
Meh, pretty sure I got rejected last night. Not sure, but about 70% so.
Well here's a picture of Brooklyn Decker to lighten up your mood.
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2011/02/05 22:29:07
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cheesecat wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Slarg232 wrote:I be having a problem with a Female.
I like her, and we have been friends for about.... two years. I am about 80% certain she likes me, too. Only problem is, is that I only have two ways of contacting her: Text, and Facebook. Neither will work for the purpose of asking her out. I can't call her because she doesn't pick up her phone, and she doesn't answer any video chats, both because of bad experiances with past boyfriends. I am at a loss as to how to proceed....
Just phone her, if she's not there just leave a message don't let her boss you around.
Meh, pretty sure I got rejected last night. Not sure, but about 70% so.
Well here's a picture of Brooklyn Decker to lighten up your mood.
Hmm Sounds very familiar.
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2011/02/05 22:31:46
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.
I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.
And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.
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