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Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask.
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Cheesecat wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask.

I am here to help as well. I'll be posting eye friendly images to help a friend.



BAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheesecat wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask. :thumbs up:


I require pictures of Natalie Portman....covered in whipped cream.

In the meantime,I'm genuinely curious as to why it seems so many of my fellow dakkaites are having so much difficulty connecting with the opposite sex??



"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask. :thumbs up:


I require pictures of Natalie Portman....covered in whipped cream.

In the meantime,I'm genuinely curious as to why it seems so many of my fellow dakkaites are having so much difficulty connecting with the opposite sex??


+1

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask. :thumbs up:


I require pictures of Natalie Portman....covered in whipped cream.

In the meantime,I'm genuinely curious as to why it seems so many of my fellow dakkaites are having so much difficulty connecting with the opposite sex??



I personally don't find it too difficult just be friendly, easy-going, polite and good-conversationalist, and you're off to a good start.

(also I couldn't find any pictures of Natalie Portman covered in whip-cream but I did find ones of other girls)
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask. :thumbs up:


I require pictures of Natalie Portman....covered in whipped cream.


The best I can do for now.

Edited because the Mods are on to me...!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/05 22:56:15


Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

chowderhead13 wrote:Shh!! You'll wake Melissia!

But weemen don't get why men love role-playing. I don't know why, but perhaps some women do.
Actually I'd say women are quite into roleplaying... perhaps not your DnD games because you play with a bunch of pimple-faced powergamers, but certainly that's not the only roleplaying system out there. It's wargaming that has typically been a sausage fest with very few women, as roleplaying has had a marked increase in female participants.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask. :thumbs up:


I require pictures of Natalie Portman....covered in whipped cream.


The best I can do for now.

Edited because the Mods are on to me...!

knew that was going to happen.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Shh!! You'll wake Melissia!

But weemen don't get why men love role-playing. I don't know why, but perhaps some women do.
Actually I'd say women are quite into roleplaying... perhaps not your DnD games because you play with a bunch of pimple-faced powergamers, but certainly that's not the only roleplaying system out there. It's wargaming that has typically been a sausage fest with very few women, as roleplaying has had a marked increase in female participants.


Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Shh!! You'll wake Melissia!

But weemen don't get why men love role-playing. I don't know why, but perhaps some women do.
Actually I'd say women are quite into roleplaying... perhaps not your DnD games because you play with a bunch of pimple-faced powergamers, but certainly that's not the only roleplaying system out there. It's wargaming that has typically been a sausage fest with very few women, as roleplaying has had a marked increase in female participants.


While I've never played D&D,I did briefly dabble with Vampire the Masquerade,in the group I played with their were eight people,five were women.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Cheesecat wrote:
Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Shh!! You'll wake Melissia!

But weemen don't get why men love role-playing. I don't know why, but perhaps some women do.
Actually I'd say women are quite into roleplaying... perhaps not your DnD games because you play with a bunch of pimple-faced powergamers, but certainly that's not the only roleplaying system out there. It's wargaming that has typically been a sausage fest with very few women, as roleplaying has had a marked increase in female participants.


Isn't that what the bedroom is for?

http://www.redbalcony.com/?vid=624


Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC







FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask. :thumbs up:


I require pictures of Natalie Portman....covered in whipped cream.

In the meantime,I'm genuinely curious as to why it seems so many of my fellow dakkaites are having so much difficulty connecting with the opposite sex??



For me, the problem has been two fold:

1) I was an idiot back in elementry school, no chicks because of it.

2) "I'm not from around here" in high school, because that makes you less of a person in a small town.

Thanks for the cats, too, Chowder. The one does not look especially happy, though.

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Shh!! You'll wake Melissia!

But weemen don't get why men love role-playing. I don't know why, but perhaps some women do.
Actually I'd say women are quite into roleplaying... perhaps not your DnD games because you play with a bunch of pimple-faced powergamers, but certainly that's not the only roleplaying system out there. It's wargaming that has typically been a sausage fest with very few women, as roleplaying has had a marked increase in female participants.


While I've never played D&D,I did briefly dabble with Vampire the Masquerade,in the group I played with their were eight people,five were women.


I imagine you got a lot of "role-playing" done if you know what I mean.
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Slarg232 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:70% sure is not 100% sure. You have to ask.


I know, I am not giving up, just kind of... discouraged at the moment. Have to work some more up, possibly using a bottle.

And I am now slightly more light hearted, thanks for that, Cheesecat.


If you need more pics don't be afraid to ask. :thumbs up:


I require pictures of Natalie Portman....covered in whipped cream.

In the meantime,I'm genuinely curious as to why it seems so many of my fellow dakkaites are having so much difficulty connecting with the opposite sex??



For me, the problem has been two fold:

1) I was an idiot back in elementry school, no chicks because of it.

2) "I'm not from around here" in high school, because that makes you less of a person in a small town.

Thanks for the cats, too, Chowder. The one does not look especially happy, though.

Damn mate thats a problem. So no claiming to be a member of some top secrete group is a If I had known that I wouldn't have said that.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.

So that's why I'm not getting any chicks!

*Torches 19 supeman costumes*

Thanks Melissia!

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.


   
Made in us
Veteran ORC







Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.


Wouldn't the Flash be more appropriate?



I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.


Wouldn't the Flash be more appropriate?



That's awful.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Shh!! You'll wake Melissia!

But weemen don't get why men love role-playing. I don't know why, but perhaps some women do.
Actually I'd say women are quite into roleplaying... perhaps not your DnD games because you play with a bunch of pimple-faced powergamers, but certainly that's not the only roleplaying system out there. It's wargaming that has typically been a sausage fest with very few women, as roleplaying has had a marked increase in female participants.


While I've never played D&D,I did briefly dabble with Vampire the Masquerade,in the group I played with their were eight people,five were women.


I imagine you got a lot of "role-playing" done if you know what I mean.


Suprisingly enough we did,though there was a bit more emphasis placed on the "Social interaction/Romantic/political" aspects of the game.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.


I'll have you know I look quite fetching in my Superman outfit.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/05 23:20:38



"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

chowderhead13 wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.


Wouldn't the Flash be more appropriate?



That's awful.

no its not.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Asherian Command wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.


Wouldn't the Flash be more appropriate?



That's awful.

no its not.

... Sarcasm...?

I cant tell if you are serious, bro.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

chowderhead13 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.


Wouldn't the Flash be more appropriate?



That's awful.

no its not.

... Sarcasm...?

I cant tell if you are serious, bro.

I am serious. Thats fine. Its not like your wearing wonder woman's outfit and your a guy.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

No, that's what cheesecat does.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

You people are crazy.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

Of course not, I'm perfectly sane. Why, even Batman complimented me on my sanity.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Emperors Faithful wrote:You people are crazy.

In order to be sane, You need to have been INSANE!

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Melissia wrote:Of course not, I'm perfectly sane. Why, even Batman complimented me on my sanity.

My neighbor's dog told me that I am more sane than you.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Shh!! You'll wake Melissia!

But weemen don't get why men love role-playing. I don't know why, but perhaps some women do.
Actually I'd say women are quite into roleplaying... perhaps not your DnD games because you play with a bunch of pimple-faced powergamers, but certainly that's not the only roleplaying system out there. It's wargaming that has typically been a sausage fest with very few women, as roleplaying has had a marked increase in female participants.


While I've never played D&D,I did briefly dabble with Vampire the Masquerade,in the group I played with their were eight people,five were women.


I imagine you got a lot of "role-playing" done if you know what I mean.


Suprisingly enough we did,though there was a bit more emphasis placed on the "Social interaction/Romantic/political" aspects of the game.




I imagine one would try to earn many "experience" points in that area.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/05 23:59:03


 
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

chowderhead13 wrote:
Melissia wrote:Of course not, I'm perfectly sane. Why, even Batman complimented me on my sanity.

My neighbor's dog told me that I am more sane than you.
He's a dog, therefor he doesn't count. Dogs are completely and utterly nuts.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
 
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