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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/05 23:58:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Melissia wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Of course not, I'm perfectly sane. Why, even Batman complimented me on my sanity.
My neighbor's dog told me that I am more sane than you.
He's a dog, therefor he doesn't count. Dogs are completely and utterly nuts.
The dog was instructed by the toaster.
And as we all know, toasters are hyper dimensional beings who live in a massive ball of fire. That's how they make toast.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:05:08
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.
Actually my "sexy-time" outfit looks closer to this.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:09:32
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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I tried clicking the "report inappropriate video button"...
It doesn't work...
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PM me! Let's play a game!
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:12:10
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.
Maybe not but I'm sure she'll be impressed by my "super-powers".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:15:26
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Cheesecat wrote:Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.
Actually my "sexy-time" outfit looks closer to this.

For some strange reason that image reminded me of this film.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:20:24
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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FITZZ wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.
Actually my "sexy-time" outfit looks closer to this.

For some strange reason that image reminded me of this film.

I see Lucha Libre wrestlers but no zombies kind of a misleading title.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:27:35
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Cheesecat wrote:FITZZ wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.
Actually my "sexy-time" outfit looks closer to this.

For some strange reason that image reminded me of this film.

I see Lucha Libre wrestlers but no zombies kind of a misleading title.
 Oh belive me ,there are "zombies" in the film...In fact there is a whole series of movies staring " El Santo",there actualy very funny...though they aren't ment to be.
He even teamed up with Captian America..
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:34:30
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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FITZZ wrote:Cheesecat wrote:FITZZ wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Isn't that what the bedroom is for?
No, she does not want to see you dress up in spandex and claim to be superman.
Actually my "sexy-time" outfit looks closer to this.

For some strange reason that image reminded me of this film.

I see Lucha Libre wrestlers but no zombies kind of a misleading title.
 Oh belive me ,there are "zombies" in the film...In fact there is a whole series of movies staring " El Santo",there actualy very funny...though they aren't ment to be.
He even teamed up with Captian America..

A quick Google image search tells me there are quite a few hot chicks as well.
Also do Lucha Libre wrestlers actually wear their masks in public as well?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:43:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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During that era in Mexico Luchadores where HUGE,they often wore their mask in public....and if they didn't...who knew?
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:45:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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This most definitely requires more research. Santo needs one or more of the following: Rule 34, crossover fanfics.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 00:50:21
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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There is a whole library filled with Mexican made films that feature Luchadores vs various monsters and such.
...Most fall into the "so bad they're good" category
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 03:52:08
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 03:57:38
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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rubik's noob wrote:Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
It certainly has meandered into some strange places hasn't it.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 04:03:03
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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FITZZ wrote:rubik's noob wrote:Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
It certainly has meandered into some strange places hasn't it. 
Yes, although unfortunately once you've meandered into some of those places, you can never forget them.
Places that have been meandered into cannot be meandered out of.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 04:03:54
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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rubiksnoob wrote:Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
Welcome to the internet, my friend. Automatically Appended Next Post: rubiksnoob wrote:FITZZ wrote:rubik's noob wrote:Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
It certainly has meandered into some strange places hasn't it. 
Yes, although unfortunately once you've meandered into some of those places, you can never forget them.
Places that have been meandered into cannot be meandered out of.
Places like the ugly fat lesbians?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 04:15:24
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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chowderhead13 wrote:rubiksnoob wrote:Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
Welcome to the internet, my friend.
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rubiksnoob wrote:FITZZ wrote:rubik's noob wrote:Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
It certainly has meandered into some strange places hasn't it. 
Yes, although unfortunately once you've meandered into some of those places, you can never forget them.
Places that have been meandered into cannot be meandered out of.
Places like the ugly fat lesbians?
DON'T. you. dare.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 04:24:05
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Slarg232 wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:rubiksnoob wrote:Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
Welcome to the internet, my friend.
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rubiksnoob wrote:FITZZ wrote:rubik's noob wrote:Well, this thread certainly never ceases to surprise.
It certainly has meandered into some strange places hasn't it. 
Yes, although unfortunately once you've meandered into some of those places, you can never forget them.
Places that have been meandered into cannot be meandered out of.
Places like the ugly fat lesbians?
DON'T. you. dare.
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metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 04:43:26
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Back on the topic of wierd dreams, I had a doozy last night (haven't posted until now due to people who might read it on my end).
This lady I work with had these needles, and she kept trying to inject me with them. Only thing is, is everytime she actually got one into me, a part of me changed. I had dumbo ears for a bit, and every time she did it, she was saying "oh, just one more adn that should go away!" After she got rid of the Dumbo Ears, I got scaly skin (No armour save, unfortunatley), then red eyes, so on, so forth. As I was running from what she was doing to me my shoulders kept getting bloodier and bloodier, and as I was running, I tripped, turned around to her being right on top of me holding another needle, and then I woke up
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 04:46:29
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Slarg232 wrote:Back on the topic of wierd dreams, I had a doozy last night (haven't posted until now due to people who might read it on my end). This lady I work with had these needles, and she kept trying to inject me with them. Only thing is, is everytime she actually got one into me, a part of me changed. I had dumbo ears for a bit, and every time she did it, she was saying "oh, just one more adn that should go away!" After she got rid of the Dumbo Ears, I got scaly skin (No armour save, unfortunatley), then red eyes, so on, so forth. As I was running from what she was doing to me my shoulders kept getting bloodier and bloodier, and as I was running, I tripped, turned around to her being right on top of me holding another needle, and then I woke up  Hate weird dreams. Had a cool one once the were my school turned into a guard recruiting station and we fought off some tyrinids.  Was cool, Then the emperor showed up...
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 06:23:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Stalwart Tribune
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I had one of those... I was with a bunch of valhallans trying to re-take some city for the emprah er whatever...
the thing was... All the commissars were drunk... Like... The kind of drunk where you not only don't remember what you were doing while intoxicated, your brain goes ahead and wipes the whole day from your memory, just to be sure that you have no way of learning what heinous things you did under the influence (kind of like an exterminatus enacted on your brain, by your brain).
Anyway.. The commissarat were busy hurtling around the battlefield in chimeras they had stolen, leaning out of the pintle turrets and holding onto the equipment webbing, singing bawdy songs at the top of their lungs and firing their bolt pistols at random.
Every once and a while one of them (or all of them, as was the case once) would have to stop and hurl on the side of the road. As their compatriot was animatedly conversating with the gutter, the remaining commissars would order anyone in the immediate vicinity to sing along with them, friend or foe, and would shoot everyone who resisted.
It was kind of like... the best dream ever...
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PM me! Let's play a game!
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 06:33:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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I once dreamt of making out with a girl I know. We made out so hard my braces fell out.
Pretty weird dream, yet sorta awesome.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 06:39:05
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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HOLY CARP!
I just did some Facebook Obsessive Shadowing, and I just found out I went to Elementary School with someone who looks almost exactly like Katy Perry.
Honestly, what smily do you use for that?  ?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 07:26:52
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Slarg232 wrote:HOLY CARP!
I just did some Facebook Obsessive Shadowing, and I just found out I went to Elementary School with someone who looks almost exactly like Katy Perry.
Honestly, what smily do you use for that?  ?
The epic combo?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 09:37:26
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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DA's Forever wrote:
Places that have been meandered into cannot be meandered out of.
Places like the ugly fat lesbians?
DON'T. you. dare.
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Emperors Faithful wrote:You people are crazy.
The voices laughed at this.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 13:00:22
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Plastictrees
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Slarg232 wrote:Back on the topic of wierd dreams, I had a doozy last night (haven't posted until now due to people who might read it on my end).
This lady I work with had these needles, and she kept trying to inject me with them. Only thing is, is everytime she actually got one into me, a part of me changed. I had dumbo ears for a bit, and every time she did it, she was saying "oh, just one more adn that should go away!" After she got rid of the Dumbo Ears, I got scaly skin (No armour save, unfortunatley), then red eyes, so on, so forth. As I was running from what she was doing to me my shoulders kept getting bloodier and bloodier, and as I was running, I tripped, turned around to her being right on top of me holding another needle, and then I woke up 
You've been playing too much Dead Space.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 15:10:58
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Slarg232 wrote:Back on the topic of wierd dreams
Which, oddly enough, does not pertain to the original topic of the thread in any way. . . .
I guess this thread has reached the point where any discussion of the original topic would be considered off-topic.
Would that be considered an internet-miracle?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 16:19:45
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Slarg232 wrote:HOLY CARP!
I just did some Facebook Obsessive Shadowing, and I just found out I went to Elementary School with someone who looks almost exactly like Katy Perry.
Honestly, what smily do you use for that?  ?
Ok, you mentioned the creeper factor earlier and why someone might think that...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 16:37:15
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Slarg232 wrote:HOLY CARP!
I just did some Facebook Obsessive Shadowing, and I just found out I went to Elementary School with someone who looks almost exactly like Katy Perry.
Honestly, what smily do you use for that?  ?
Ok, you mentioned the creeper factor earlier and why someone might think that...
Ah come on, you can't tell me you've never Facebook Searched someone you grew up with, just out of curiousity. Besides, what the hell is the point of Facebook if other people don't browse your page?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 17:04:23
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Slarg232 wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Slarg232 wrote:HOLY CARP!
I just did some Facebook Obsessive Shadowing, and I just found out I went to Elementary School with someone who looks almost exactly like Katy Perry.
Honestly, what smily do you use for that?  ?
Ok, you mentioned the creeper factor earlier and why someone might think that...
Ah come on, you can't tell me you've never Facebook Searched someone you grew up with, just out of curiousity. Besides, what the hell is the point of Facebook if other people don't browse your page?
I've been known to do it. I think we all have.
I usually do it to find blackmail on a person, and place it in a folder labeled "Blackmail!".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/06 17:17:43
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Fixture of Dakka
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It's not the doing it. You misunderstand  No, you're never supposed to admit to any sort of "obsessive" behavior, especially when it only relates to vaguely knowing someone who looks attractive and makes you extremely excited. Simply said, knowing someone who is attractive shouldn't make you that happy, as it shows that you either never talk to girls or purposely talk to ugly ones.
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