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*slaps Kiln upside the head*
You think? Now we're trapped in the warp and.....
*sees the daemonette*
Well, now we're fethed.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
DAEMON!
DIE!
KILL, DESTROY MURDER PAIN
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*slaps Vanden*
You idiot! We're in the warp, that's suicide!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
DO YOU THINK I GIVE A FETH? KILL DESTROY MURDER!!!
FOR THE EMPRAH!!!
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
YOU FETHING IDIOT! WE'RE IN THE WARP, WE'RE A BIT OUTNUMBERED HERE!
*gestures to the demon legions around us*
WE NEED TO GET THE FETH OUT OF HERE!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*Is frantically recording data as the test chamber begins warping and twisting*
...Those idiots. Where did they even get a Vortex Grenade? Initiating incineration protocol.
*The test chamber fills with fire*
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
*opens a portal behind Verviedi and drags Vanden and Kiln through after him*
*slaps Verviedi on the back of the head*
AND THAT IS FOR BRINGING A BIO-TITAN INTO THE ROOM!
YOU TECH-PRIESTS NEVER LEARN!
*walks off*
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*Looks at the slime covered cat thing* Eh...what happened to you?
Guardsmen Bob wrote:*Builds a snow Ork around 12' tall*
So there once was this one ork, who pissed off someone that's not important right now. The ork got his arm cut off, and had it replaced with the biggest, shiniest power klaw you'd ever seen. I think they took it off a deff dread, A GOLDEN DEFF DREAD. Yeah, it was a golden arm.
So, after seeing this, I walk up to the ork. Lookin' it in them beady lil' eyes, I set down a table, and put my powerfist clad hand down.
"Betcha you're power klaw I can beat you in an arm wrestlin' contest"
And the rest is history.
OOC: Proof that there was snow on page 1. I think we've been on/around/near/in the vicinity of Deathsnow IV perhaps this whole time.
BIC: Lookee 'ere, ya gitz! Now dere's a zoggin lotto mess now, cuz we 3 got sucked inta da Warp whole, but only about, I dunno, half or so uv dat fing went wif us! Now dere's big ol' legs and whatnot ta klean up, everyfing dat got left behind... And even dese lil' pieces might try ta krump ya if yer not careful. *Notices large, twitching tentacle-like Hierophant remnants inching their way towards WK, Vanden, and self*
[A Keeper of Secrets in a tour guide uniform drops down]: Allo duckies. My name is Perron, and I'll be your tour guide for this evening. [Casually avoids a punch to the face from the angry marine] Ah-ah. Time for that later.
Right now you're standing on the crossroads between Papa Nurgle's garden, and the labyrinth of Tzeentch. Whilst the flora are less likely to drive you insane, I suggest you follow me back to one of the main plateaus.
[Places pink stickers on each person's chest] [Various lesser daemons disperse] They think I've laid claim to your souls. You're less likely to be bothered for a while. [Lights a smoke and leads the group away from the gates]
[Avoids kick from WK] I will leave you here, you little gak, don't think I forgot who shot me.
Damned warp. *rune preist, ready your plan when your methods are complete. * *vox closes *
Do you people even know how a vortex weapon works! Its a fething micro warp anomaly.
*humm of power resonates from highest peak in the mini feneris realm.*
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
WHAT THE FETH JUST fething HAPPENED?
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
[Keeper of Secrets sighs]: Y'all just transported your little party smack into the middle of the warp, fella. That's what vortex grenades do. You should see the random crap we get turning up here.
To your left you'll see one of Slaanesh's pleasure pits of the damned. Try not to get too close, "pleasure" is not guaranteed. Or possible.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
SUCK MY fething METAL BALLS YOU TRANS FUCKIN KEEPER OF CONSENT!!!
*Chainsword roars to life and leaps at Keeper of secrets*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
IMA fething BUTTERFLY, AND IMA KICK YOUR 4 ASSES
*Jumps on KoS and starts shoving chainsword deep into KoS*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*Practically glowing with power due to being in the Warp*
Marine, kneel. I will not tolerate any more interference. *Remotely triggers Sgt.'s armor lock, and disables the chainsword*
Slaaneshi. Will you remain functional? *Looks at Perron*
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
ARE YOU fething gaking ME?
IMA fething MURDER YOUR TECHY ASS AS SOON AS YOU fething LET ME GO!
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Aw, gak. Gue'la, if you're going to play with the warp, don't do it in our homes next time.
*nods to Perron*
I'm not trained to deal with daemons, but I'd be willing to try. I feel like I owe you something for helping us detonate Frank Horrigan's homeworld. And no, 'just one dance' or some sort of soul claim are not options for this.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
I'd love to say I've had worse... Heh.
[Focuses energy and heals the bulk of the wounds]
It'll be a while before I'm giving dance lessons, I'll say that.
[Stands up and moves away from the group] I'd be careful with that temper, marine. You don't know what you'll attract.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
I WILL feth MY TEMPER INTO YOUR ASS THEN fething PUNCH IT OUT OF YOUR THORAX YOU fething gak CRACKER IN A TREE
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Struggles in armour*
IM GOING TO fething MURDER YOU fething ADEPTES ME-witch-ICUS gak!!!! RELEASE ME FROM MY PRISON AND I WILL ONLY VIOLATE YOU SEVERAL TIMES
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*Modifies Sgt.'s eye lenses to render everything around him as My Little Pony*
Sorry, what did you say, again?
*Grabs a bucket of pink and purple paint*
Hmmm.... I've always wanted to paint Pretty Marines. And here's an oppurtunity to do so in real life.
Now, if I release the armor lock, will you promise not to murder or injure me or Perron in any way?
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
*face palms*
Why does this gak always happen to me?
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
I WILL EAT YOU BABIES YOU fething PIECE OF witch SNIFFER
IF YOU DARE I WILL SLAP YOU SO fething HARD, TZEENTCH WILL HAVE TO REWRITE HISTORY WHEN YOU fething SUCKED OFF YOUR DOMINUS'S DICK TO GET THE fething JOB!!!
AND NO!
DAEMONS MUST DIE FOR THAH EMPRAH
AND feth YOU WK, YOUR THE ONLY fething REASONABLE ONE HERE
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
AND feth YOU I LOVE MLP
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
