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[Raises hand] Technically I'm owned by the Inquisition and on your side, marine. I'm only here because I blew up a mutant.
That guard can vouch for me, if he feels inclined.

However that Bloodthirster sizing up your rear armor plating is nothing to do with any of us.

*sighs*
I get fethed over because I'm the reasonable one? Seems about right.
*casually shoots the Bloodthirster in the head with laspistol and somehow kills it*
Alright. How do we get out of this mess?

MAYBE UNLOCK MY fething ARMOUR?

*Looks alarmed*

"Don't unlock his armor, he'll just go berserk again!"

*Manifests psionic storm over Sgt. Vanden. Its effect is amplified by the Warp.*

"Maybe that will convince you that you should stop screaming at everyone. I can always keep zapping you, while you can't hurt me thanks to the wonder of Protoss shield tech."

*turns to Vanden*
Why should I unlock you? The last time you were free outside of the warp you tried to murder everyone in the Room

Here, watch.
*Unlocks Sgt.'s feet after taking his weapons*
You can now move. Your arms, however, will remain nonfunctional.

*Drop kicks Verviedi*

IM NOT AN AUTIST YOU feth

OK
GIVE
ME
MY
WEAPONS
OR
ELSE
ILL fething MURDER THE fething KAT

IMA fething GET KERRIGAN ON YOUR ASS YOU feth-ASS PROTOSS
ME AND HER GO WAY BACK AND WE ARE DEEP

AH feth I MISSED NAP TIME
WAKE ME UP INSIDE WHEN WE GET BACK TO REALITY

*is I'm the room looking ag the warp tear that sucked everyone else and closed. *

Oh for feths sake, can I have one day without the damned warp

*mountains glow as the power of feneris is directed into pulling everyone back*

*sees Verviedi get drop kicked across the room*
I told you to not unlock his legs. He already had no weapons and if you had kept his legs locked he wouldn't be able to hit you unless you got close.

*voice booms into warp*

Room dwellers, brace for being pulled out warp. Runes at 95% power. Keep all hands and feet inside warp tunnels at all times.

Brace for impact

Brace fer impakt? Dat's da moovie wif Harris-ork Ford innit and e's krash-landin' a Dakkajet, roight?

THATS THE MOVIE WE USE TO TEACH OUR PILOTS HOW TO FLY, CRASH AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN TO THE COCK BLOCKERS THEN VIOLATE THEM AFTERWARDS WITH BROKEN PARTS OF THUNDERHAWK

JUST TAKE US THROUGH THE FETHING PORTAL ALREADY! I'M SICK OF LISTENING TO THIS IDIOT TALK!
*gestures to Vanden*
ALL HE TALKS ABOUT IS VIOLATING PEOPLE WITH VARIOUS SHARP OBJECTS. iT'S RATHER ANNOYING

*GLARES*

*Makes zipping motion over mouth followed by obscene gestures*

OHH. IS THE LITTLE BABY MARINE ANGRY? WHAT A SHAME!.
*jumps through the portal jhe opened and into the Room*

*Enters room and slouches on couch*

*pulls out tablet and starts watching MLP season 2*

JOIN ANYONE?!!?!?

*Unmoving, unconcious, near-dead body is pulled away by several daemons and tossed through a grey portal*

*booming voice*

And impact!
*jets of golden light pull everyone out and drop off in the room.*
*pull everyone out including deamonette safely having gained beards and 3 feet long eye brow hair as result of miss times rune*

Ok so deamonette, your now protected from banishment and have been freed from slnesh, however your powers have been weakened and have to get used to it.

Everyone else. Welcome back. Shaving stations in the hall.

*walks off to the hall and returns cleanly shaven*
Marla doesn't like it when I have a beard, it hides her brand.
*scratches the fleur de lys idly*

Your dating a sister.... A sister of battle...

Damn, that's so brave if you where a marine id make you a wolf guard!

Have a ale! *is handed a ale*

*Pull Verviedi to couch and drops matress on him*

*Lies on matress*

*watches more MLP*

 jhe90 wrote:
Your dating a sister.... A sister of battle...

Damn, that's so brave if you where a marine id make you a wolf guard!

Have a ale! *is handed a ale*

*takes the ale*
Thank you my Lord. It's certainly not boring being with her.

*Pats WK on back*

*Goes back to MLP whilst crushing the life out of mostly mechanical Techy*

*sees Vanden on the mattress*
I didn't know Marines cared enough about comfort to use a mattress. You learn something every day I suppose.

*pulls v from under and hands to a wolf priest*

We did not expend that much power and exhaust a rune preist to point of near coma for you to kill the cog boy.

And I'm a primarch, if you understand anything, I'm not a good one to fight. *stands several heads taller in artificer 2+ re rollable armour with eternal warrir and invunrable save*

*Smiles sinisterly*

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME!!!!

*Throws punch at primarch*

*Drop kicks primarch*

*Drops Techy on primarch*

*Drops sofa on primarch*

*Tackles primarch*

*blocks all attacks with ease and tackle moves about a inch*

My turn.
*punch's hard in the chest sending flying backwards 10 metres*
I faced Angorn. The red angel, you are nothing vs him

Now that was a fight.
*draws frost blade*

*Grins*

*Draws Power Wrench*

TAKE THIS YOU LONELY fething SPACE PUPPY

*Swings Wrench in downward arc*

*Repeats bashing wrench against Primarchs Frosty sword*