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*holds up a sign saying Round Two*

No! Why can't we go back to watching MLP again? It's much more fun.

*wrench falls a part and breaks not even scratching sword*

Heresy tech was so much better newbie.

Hey , he started it. I was rescuing the tech priest_ we did not do all this saving you for him to die.

*V carried to halls medical bau*

OOC: Page 700! Let's give it up for page 700!

BIC: Great zog! We'z back where we started, da Deffsnow IV lodge (wif a science lab built innit somewheres...)

[Sits cross legged on floor and gently pets Perron after providing him with a blanket]
You really are terrible at being a daemon sometimes. [Hands over sock-dolly guardsman as Perron curls up further]
I don't think he should be bleeding this much. I'm not expert.

*extremely exhausted rune priest waves to the group*

Aye, I managed it , don,t ask me to do that again. It took enough effert to do it the first time!
In fact I'm not sure that should of ever been possible.

*stands up and stretches*
Ok. I have to go the store, we need some milk. Anyone have any special requests?

Umm, 250 gallons of fenerasain ale
25 bottles of whiskey
45 kilo,s of steak
And a 1000 twinkies.

*hands a stack of golden credits to pay for it*
Should do the wolf guards poker night.

Bandages. [Inches back from slowly increasing blood pool]

Demons bleed?
Ummm this is odd....
Killed tons, and not done this...

Oh yeah may take up space. Take the Spartan, parking bay 12
*tosses set of keys to wk*

*Guardsman walks out the door towards the garage*
*I crash in through the window and tackle Kiln*

I FOUND YA YA MEASLY GROT! THOUGHT YA COULD HIDE IN DIS ROOM EH?
*punches Kiln in the face*

This one does. But he's also linked to my soul in a peculiar way, maybe that's why.

Such a big baby. I had my arm ripped off and I didn't cry.
... ... [Holds Perron's hand when nobody's looking]

*continues punching Kiln in the face*

*produces a roll of gauze and a small, black vial*

Alright, I'll see what I can do for the daemon.

*crouches down by Perron and sets to work, pouring the liquid in the wounds before attempting to bandage over them*

*shouts over to 2BJ1*
Oi! Kroot! Give im' som Fungus Beer and e'll be alrite!
*resumes punching Kiln

Ferrasian is the only ale!

Jet fuel grade!

Don,t drink and smoke *laughs and goes back to mini feast*

OOC: I love how I have my Ork beating up Kiln and nobody bats an eye at it.

BIC:
Humie beer iz weak! Every git knows that Fungus Beer iz the best!

Ooc Two orks fighting? What's odd about it

Bic
Try this then, its ale you can use to fuel a jet and go faster than on kerosine! That's a real drink!
*serf passes a ale*

OOC: Just noticed we're at 700 pages. Gosh time flies when you're in the Avatar Room.

BIC:
I'll pass fanks. Fer me it'z Fungus Beer or nuthin!

V*Russ and wolf guard shake heads before carrying on feasting*

Well drink it then, more for us!

*wolf howls*

[Perron slowly turns head and looks at Blackjack] [Curls up smaller under blanket and hands over sock-dolly guardsman]

...I think that means 'thank you'. I'm not fluent in sulking daemon.

Of all the things....

This room is the craziest!

*is now chugging Fungus Beer over in the corner*
Oi! Makari! Get over ere'! I have a job fer ya!
*Grot comes scampering past jhe*

Ooc, I also saved the deamonette. Post page 699 has detail

I'm bored! Ask me a question!

Ok! What'z better. More Dakka or More Speed?

Ooc: Didn't spot that! Since Chrome updated, my iphone is lousy at showing "first unread" properly. It redirects to random points.

Bic: [Sees Daemonette and scurries over] [Hugs quietly] You look tired. [She nods]
[Scoops her up and carries her to butter tank bedroom] Rest for once, aye? [Smiles and tucks her in with a cocoa]

[Comes out and takes up a sitting guard position next to
Perron as he recovers] What is it with this room and crap daemons?

Kommissarkiln: OOC: Page 700! Let's give it up for page 700!



OOC: WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps hands endlessly* This is better than page 500!!! And it's better than when Badrukk tried to get Zombiekilla707 take 10 flash gitz to kill somebody on page 103!!!!

Err, I guess speed is better. What's "dakka"?

*pulls out shoota and begins firing wildly*
DAKAKADAKAKAKDKADKAKKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAJKAKAKAKAKJAKAKAJKAKDLJAKDJLADKJFAKDKDDKAJKAKLJK1
*continues on for a minute*
THAT IZ SOME DAKKA!