You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when

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**Shrike78**

1) He moves his pieces with his tongue

2) he only rolls 3 dice at a time... and he always gets 6's

3) His miniatures spurt blood when they die.

4) your opponent doesn't arrive until the 4th turn because of bad summoning rolls

**1hadhq**

5) hes on turn 8 whilst youre still in turn 4

6) a slight smell of sulphur is accompanying his presence

7) youre dice crumble to dust if your rolls are successful

8) he stares at your minis and they flee from the table

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

9) He says what he's going to do, but you hear another voice at the same time that says the exact opposite of what he should do.

10) His Daemon army actually comes out of the warp and starts attacking your models.

11) His face starts twisting into itself when you ask what he's going to do.

**SandSons**

12) You realise his flamer templates are melting your models

13) You realise his daemon army is advancing inbetween moves

14) Your lash prince bursts into flames when you attempt to lash his bloodcrushers

**Typeline**

15) Instead of player he murders you.

**Cheese Elemental**

16) Erm, if he has wings, horns, spikes, and eats the FLGS staff?

**SonsOfLoki**

17)when you only see him after turn 2

**Miguelsan**

18) And only half of him.
19) With the other half coming the next turn.

M.

**HellsGuardian316**

(20) Your opponent has an evil goatee and moustache and plays all his games accompanied by two purple bombshells with two boobs between them. (and yes you have looked "very" closely)

**Tri**

(21) he just rolled a 12 on a D6 and his snipers penatrate the LR armour
(22) he rolls 5 dice but theres clearly now 7 on the table

**typhus**

omg not again!!

**Ensis Ferrae**

lol..

(23) his face/hands/arms/body are covered with pimples... but they appear to be moving of their own accord...
(24) his pieces are moved by a swarm of flies rather than him moving them

**wuestenfux**

He eats the kids playing YuGiOh in the game store.

**focusedfire**

26) He speaks in a gravelly latin

27)He's wearing a GW staffer shirt.

28)He hisses every time the words immortal emperor are uttered

**wuestenfux**

29) He can play his army without even touching the models.

**focusedfire**

30) you're sucked into the warp during a game, make your way back out and hauntingly hear your opponents laughter as you try to account for the lost time to your significant other.

31) when an inquisitor shows up and starts to purge your opponent mid-game

**helgrenze**

32) His models change to match whatever he says they have.

**Shrike78**

33) He floats into the room.

34) When graciously making tea for you, he boils the water by putting the kettle on his forehead

**Shrike78**

Shrike78 wrote:33) He floats into the room.

34) When graciously making tea for you, he boils the water by putting the kettle on his forehead

ummm.... I'd like to apologize for 34... he kinda slipped out

... sorry

**Xav**

33) You mention your friend who is a grey Knights player is coming in today, and he makes a whole in the roof with his tongue and flys away, and his models follow him.

**xv89_crisis**

34) He'll only play on the dimly lit table in the back of the shop

**SonsOfLoki**

he plays Magic: the gathering and/or YuGiOh when hes not painting his deamons

**Ensis Ferrae**

he has an old book, musty kind of odor about him, his clothing is all blue and gold robes, and he keeps muttering under his breath... something about a zzeentch?? seentch?? i dunno... he's muttering so its hard to make out

**1hadhq**

37) a group of grey armoured giants teleports into your gaming room and begin to cleanse and purify....
38) he can't touch your inquisition models
39) the terrain of your gaming table changes in his deployment zone to a dreaded chaos

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

40) He spits whenever you mention The Emperor.

41) You suffer a Perils of the Warp attack while you're thinking of what to do next.

42) When he loses, he turns that thunderstorm outside into a Warpstorm.

**Xav**

43) When he uses lash of submission, he achualy uses lash of submission.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

44) When his Masque uses Pavane of Slaanesh, everyone in the immediate vicinity starts dancing.

45) Including your models.

**Xav**

46) He suddenly starts rising into the air and glows a soft red.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

47) When he uses Doombolt, HE fires them from his right index finger.

**Imperial**

48) his face constantly changes to a horror's face to psyche you out

49)She carries baby nurglings with her

50)She has one boob not 2