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2008/12/27 21:11:27
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Huge Hierodule
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He loses, spits at you, misses, the guy at the next table explodes... he is either a demon or new Tyranid organism with Bio-Plasma
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2008/12/28 15:53:15
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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he loses, spits at you, misses... the mucous gets up off the ground, dancing around you... splitting off into other mucousy forms and slowly drown you
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2008/12/28 16:07:40
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2008/12/28 19:46:10
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Huge Hierodule
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He reffers to his granfather as Nurgle
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2008/12/28 23:14:38
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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76) When he isn't playing you see him whispering in the ear of one of the IG players
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I play
Ke'lshan
 Grey Knights
 Space Wolves |
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2008/12/29 00:44:13
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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77) He wears a T-shirt saying, "horus is my homeboy"
78) He wears a T-shirt saying, "My other vessel is a primarch" (you will only get this one if you read fulgrim"
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I play  (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/12/29 03:05:11
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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79)While using both hands to measure distance and he's sipping the High Energy beverage in his tentacle.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/29 03:05:23
Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/29 05:05:38
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Serious Squig Herder
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80) She has 8 boobs not 2
81) He sneezes and all manner of fluids flies out. Boogaz, pus, you name it.
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2008/12/30 04:45:23
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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82) His army of Noise Marines is led by A miniture Celine Dion.... and sounds like it.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/12/30 05:25:11
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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Nurglings crawl out of his rear and dance around the table.
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2008/12/30 15:26:15
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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@Noisy_Marine
FLY SWATTER TIME!!! (que fun time music)
(84) Every time you start a match he grabs the nearest creature to sacrifice it to his god to win favour over the dice rolling
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2008/12/30 15:38:51
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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85) Everytime you play him you hear voices in your head and they have duct taped your normal voices mouths shut to where you can only hear them struggling in the background...Mmphh...mmmmpphhh . 
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/30 15:40:48
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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86) Everytime a Priest walks by he suddenly looks like an altar boy(To much?).
Sorry, just going for a joke.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/31 02:50:57
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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focusedfire wrote:86) Everytime a Priest walks by he suddenly looks like an altar boy(To much?).
Sorry, just going for a joke.
... wait what?... oh... ooohhh ... that's bad... funny... but bad 
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/01 02:13:29
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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When she's purple, almost naked, slightly scaly (hair), and hot.
You would totally tap that. Like a keg. And pledge your eternal soul for five in the closet with her.
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2009/01/01 02:14:24
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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Actuall, I would only pledge my eternal soul for two hours or more.
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2009/01/01 02:29:00
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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he is wielding a sword... thts red... his tongue is fifteeen inches long... And he just decapitated your cat that for some reason you decided to bring with you to the store.
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2009/01/01 02:30:39
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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He has a Soulgrinder with a penis attached to it.
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2009/01/01 02:31:24
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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72) He's got his arms folded across his chest, to go with his smug look, but you can still see his hands on the table.
73) He rolls a dice at random times, even during your turn. Every time it comes up 1, a customer runs screaming from the store. Every time it comes up 6 the GW staff stop whatever they're doing and start humming the theme from the Old Spice adverts ( yes, I'm THAT old ! )
BTW, Happy New Year !
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2009/01/01 06:01:22
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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74) he rambles incessantly about his WoW character that is slowly dying because he is neglecting it to play 40k.
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2009/01/01 08:13:28
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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75)His/Her eyes turn yellow or black.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/01 08:18:31
Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/01/01 08:16:17
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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76)He/She offers you a deal to always have a competitive army and that your favorite army well never get outdated in exchange for a favor/offering/soul.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/01 08:18:18
Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/01/01 08:17:20
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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77)Dean&Sam show up at that very moment and "Gank him/her.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/01/02 00:16:52
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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87) he changes the numbering on several posts about his being a demon.
88) His dice bleed every time he rolls a 1...
89) Your eyes bleed every time he rolls a 6.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/01/02 00:24:11
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Huge Hierodule
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When he can do the hand thing from Indiana Jones.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2009/01/02 01:39:54
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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He promises to give you a double lash spam army in exchange for your soul
That's right... I just went there...
(whispers) please don't kill me
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/03 23:19:08
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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Your opponent is Shrike78.
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2009/01/03 23:31:06
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your opponent is Shrike78.
hey... aren't you the guy I gave that dual lash army to?
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/04 00:30:15
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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Shrike78 wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your opponent is Shrike78.
hey... aren't you the guy I gave that dual lash army to?
No, you gave me a bunch of  ork or tau. Can't remeber which though. Think i sold them for eighty bucks.
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2009/01/04 00:33:27
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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Your opponent is
RANDALL FLAGG!!!
Classic Stephan King reference.
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