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A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote: A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.

Just so you know, I know a priest who actually plays this game ( says it's good for the soul to vent ungodly thoughts in a friendly atmosphere ! ) and claims the almighty helped him choose his army ! He was an IG player before he joined the God Botherers, but he switched.

WOW! I never thought that a priest would play this.

And now i'm tempted to say something about a priest.

Darn.

Go ahead, scout. With his sense of humour he'd probably find it funny.

Little boys play.....

Never mind. I'll get another warning about my behaviour.

Your opponent is none other than yours truly....


GOLDEN EYED SCOUT.

Yeah, and that is fo realsies.

Your opponant summons his demons and Ozzy, Manson And Alice Cooper suddenly walk into the store.

Golden Eyed Scout : Yeah, ok, think I get where you're going with that. Best not, like you said you'd get a slap from the mods, but he's heard all of those jokes before so he's fine with that.

helgrenze wrote:Your opponant summons his demons and Ozzy, Manson And Alice Cooper suddenly walk into the store.

You been watching the Try Warcraft adverts ?

The best one is with MR. T

(whispers) May he guard the path of eternal turtle pie forever

Back on topic :

when you're lining up a shot, and his models shuffle 2" to the right and out of LOS .

Your opponent looks at you, and asks if you want to play for keeps. When you ask what that means, he tells you that if you win, you get the board, and if he wins, he get to open a warp portal on it instead.

Too late, you look at his army list, and realize that all of his deamons have sustained assault, and without number.

Your opponent screams about "Making Reaper6 eating a st for the EMPRAH!"

HAH! I knew I could totallylet our dookie thing into a nother thread.

YEAH I PWN YOU DOOKIE JOKE!!!!

edit (sorry scout confused me with his post... I thought that this was the you know you play too much 40k thread)

Your opponentsdeamon prince is a converted hollow.


Your opponenet somehow has railguns.

When his Nurgle army sees my Chaplain and makes a spontaneous Fall Back Move whilst muttering " No ! Not Him ! HE'S GONNA EAT ME !"

Reaper6 wrote:When his Nurgle army sees my Chaplain and makes a spontaneous Fall Back Move whilst muttering " No ! Not Him ! HE'S GONNA EAT ME !"

By your chaplain... do you mean me?

Anyways... :
When you can smell your opponent 15 minutes before he gets to the store,

He coes in wearing lots of leather, and you realize that there are lumps where there should be no lumps

He has a beak

Shrike78 wrote:By your chaplain... do you mean me?

Sorry, Brother, I mean...
...HIM


But as Chaplain of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie ( Blessed be the PIE ) you are, of course, welcome to come and join in

*sniff, I'd just like to say, that this is the first thread I've made to get over 3 pages... and also*sniff, this is the first thread of mine to become a hot topic...

Thank you... thank you all!

Round of applause for Chaplain Shrike 78 on achieving 2, count 'em, TWO personal bests.

Such accolades show the righteousness of your cause, and wisdom of your leadership.
Honour Guard, Prepare the 21 gun salute...
... FIRE



(oi ! You ! Second Rank ! Aim higher, numbnutz, you nearly had his fething ear off !)

The store members drink holy water, regularly confess to a priest, and carry crosses and those holy wafers around with them whenever Golden Eyed Scout comes to the store.

It's.... unfortunately, false..... but not if it's Shrike78!

I'm not a demon...

well, only on sundays.

A terrorist cell sets up shop near your FLGS to try to kill the "great satan."

helgrenze wrote:A terrorist cell sets up shop near your FLGS to try to kill the "great satan."

I don't get it

Your opponent has a bad habit of projectile vomiting when you present your list (unless you have a spam lash when it's normal behaviour)

The dice are always right for him whenever you play him whatever you do. It can't be that he has better tactics than you NO it must be dark sorcery most heinous.

When he beats you.

did someone already post something like this? if so.. sorry

when the catholic church established a deadly kill-team to destroy the demon, but they include use you as their sole source of information. Yaeh. It happened.

Reaper6 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote: A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.

Just so you know, I know a priest who actually plays this game ( says it's good for the soul to vent ungodly thoughts in a friendly atmosphere ! ) and claims the almighty helped him choose his army ! He was an IG player before he joined the God Botherers, but he switched.

Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????

PestilenceBlossom wrote:

Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????

He has 2 armies at his disposal. For his SM army ( his own chapter, the Templar Fidelis) his HQ is a Captain, but his force includes a Chaplain. His other force is Daemonhunters.
Yes, he blesses his models as he packs them before travelling to battle.
Yes, he blesses his dice once his models are packed.
The sign of the cross is included in each blessing, but fighting a Daemon army only makes him try harder ( you could call it team rivalry I suppose ) though he is trying to figure out how to make the sign of the Aquila.

Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )

Reaper6 wrote:

PestilenceBlossom wrote:

Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????

He has 2 armies at his disposal. For his SM army ( his own chapter, the Templar Fidelis) his HQ is a Captain, but his force includes a Chaplain. His other force is Daemonhunters.
Yes, he blesses his models as he packs them before travelling to battle.
Yes, he blesses his dice once his models are packed.
The sign of the cross is included in each blessing, but fighting a Daemon army only makes him try harder ( you could call it team rivalry I suppose ) though he is trying to figure out how to make the sign of the Aquila.

Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )

Bravo!

Allowing a religion steeped in the persecution of others to proliferate

Reaper6 wrote:Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )

In his eyes, any show of faith is at least a start