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2009/01/10 20:43:24
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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he is able to have Taco Bell hot sauce, and he doesn't start to fart flames after half an hour!
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2009/01/10 20:43:50
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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He knows where the chiuaua is buried.
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2009/01/11 18:59:39
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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Ron Perlman is your opponent. And he's in full Hellboy regilia.
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2009/01/11 19:03:15
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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He's fat, wearing clown make-up, and keeps talking to and insulting one of his models he's named spawn.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2009/01/11 19:05:55
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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He comes in wearing a Jonas brothers T-shirt,as only Demons can withstand there awfulness!
(sorrected spelling)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/11 19:06:35
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/12 00:28:49
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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A plague of Flies preceeds his entrance into YFLGS
His Nurgle stand-in is a coffee can he refers to a "Prince Albert" and you can hear a small tapping sound coming from it everytime it is moved.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/01/13 23:10:41
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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When irratated he seduces your girlfriend and teaches her
"What a god does." Now she has left me for freakin Sigvald the Magnifiecent, and I'm going blind from....... You know what. Too much. I finish when someone else posts after me so I don't get a warning about my behaviour.
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2009/01/14 00:26:28
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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every time he kills one of your models he takes the head off and puts it in his carrying case marked "Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!!"
he likes twilight
his name is dick cheney
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My Armies: 2000   pts Vior La Tau
 5500 pts Armagedon Deathskull Orks
  3000pts Raven Guard with Grey Knight contingent
 1000 pts Tyranids (Kraken or Swamp Paint Scheme, don't know yet).
  4000pts Word Bearers, Company of Shadow, and Libation Bearers.
   2000pts Chaos Daemons.
Warhammer Fantasy: High Elves
I'm Chaplain Israfil on http://sonsofcorax.freeforums.org/index.php
  Current Projects: Imperial Guard: Swamp Stalkers of Myr! and  Harbingers Space Marines! |
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2009/01/14 00:34:52
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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Warboss Spleenstaba wrote:
his name is dick cheney
that's not fair.... you shouldn't insult demons like that
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I play  (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/14 00:43:22
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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Shrike78 wrote:Warboss Spleenstaba wrote:
his name is dick cheney
that's not fair.... you shouldn't insult demons like that
lolz you know he's a blood thirster
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My Armies: 2000 pts Vior La Tau
5500 pts Armagedon Deathskull Orks
3000pts Raven Guard with Grey Knight contingent
1000 pts Tyranids (Kraken or Swamp Paint Scheme, don't know yet).
4000pts Word Bearers, Company of Shadow, and Libation Bearers.
2000pts Chaos Daemons.
Warhammer Fantasy: High Elves
I'm Chaplain Israfil on http://sonsofcorax.freeforums.org/index.php
Current Projects: Imperial Guard: Swamp Stalkers of Myr! and Harbingers Space Marines! |
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2009/01/14 09:05:16
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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Nope, he's the Changer of Where the WMDs are.
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie
<-- Second in Command of the Turtle Pie Guard --> |
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2009/01/14 20:54:25
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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kay now I can finish my post.
Going blind from self abs. Use. Hah! Not quite as funny, but better safe than sorry.
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2009/01/17 06:55:52
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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He comes in... a wild look in his eyes...
Then, Chuck norris, Mr. T, Captain Kirk, and Captain Picard burst through the walls, guns blazing.
When the smoke settles, you opponent lies on the floor, dazed.
You realize that he looks remarkably like jervis Jhonson
"that's enough foo!" Mr. T says
"Quite right, we're through with your games Q" says Picard, as all five disappear.
A pie is left behind, and it is delicious
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2009/01/22 22:13:56
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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He believes in Turtle Pie. (it's true. He ate souls right in front of me. And he lives in Cali!)
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2009/01/22 22:37:08
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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After he completely thrashes you, he asks what you would give to play as good as him.
He cheats, or you think he does. You just can't quite catch him.
His Deamonette figures gyrate slowly and...it's...quite...distracting...and...Wha- The games over? I lost?
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2009/01/23 01:05:49
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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when he his arm has a turtle pie tattoo that starts glowing...
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2009/01/29 22:08:20
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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He played Left4Dead on Expert, killed his teamates, almost made it to the chopper, got butt raped, no lube (three tanks at once) and beat it.
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2009/01/29 22:35:03
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Proud Phantom Titan
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:He played Left4Dead on Expert, killed his teamates, almost made it to the chopper, got butt raped, no lube (three tanks at once) and beat it.
i know people have heard this but 
DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK WITH SOUND TURNED UP
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2009/01/30 21:37:48
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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Ew.
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2009/02/05 01:24:47
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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Your opponent is a chick.
(Sorry, especially to you beautiful girlies out there.) 
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2009/02/12 11:16:41
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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When he feilds Marnus calgar..... and other ultramarnies.
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2009/02/12 11:25:05
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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golden, we got 5 girlies at out LGS 
and all know how to play
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 Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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2009/02/12 20:14:37
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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He wins KP missions with the IG.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/13 22:27:50
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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JD21290 wrote:golden, we got 5 girlies at out LGS
and all know how to play
I hate you. Wait....... are they hot? Naw, just kiddin'. Nice to know. But to continue my joke.......
I told you so.
Hours after they have the.... let's call it The Red Rage. We are cowering, praying to the god emporer or khorne to help us.
But not even Khorne can save us.
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2009/02/18 18:27:07
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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Your opponent is Rob Zombie.
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2009/02/22 01:04:21
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Battleship Captain
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Your opponent is Joaquin Phoenix, after that Letterman interview.
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2009/02/26 16:49:21
Subject: Re:You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Screamin' Stormboy
Plantersville, Texas
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When he coughs up blood and you offer to drive him to the hospital and his reply is "Don't worry its not mine." 
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2009/03/02 04:24:45
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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Your opponet is Stephen King.
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2009/03/02 04:52:43
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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your opponent is Larry King, or George Burns
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2009/03/05 22:36:21
Subject: You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when
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Battleship Captain
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dragonfire wrote:Your opponet is Stephen King.
Yay! Strephan King! But what about Randall Flagg?
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