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@44/45 My models wouldn't dance, there's too much glue on their bases. However, i would accept base stomping and the occasional bongo's on the dreadnoughts armour

(afterthought ... don't think the dread would be happy though)
(ton ting tan ton ton tan "stop it" ton ton ting tonny tonny "Stop it!!" tan tallalalalalal tin tin tan ta ton "RRAAAHH" squishes several space marines using his armour as a bongo)

I need a life, lmao

My friends dread leg wouldnt stick down, so one is hovering 2" above the base, looks like hes dancing.

Hang on, need a run up !



He makes all of GW's moneygrabbinrulechangincodextwistinrangeshortenindicecrazyfluffrewritinscalewarpinwebsitealterinmodelmiscastinsmurffavourinsillars*dbullsh t sound so gosh-darned reasonable !

then points out that while you were decyphering this he kicked your army around the table, TWICE !

they thow a vortex grenade, and a hole appears in the table.
They forget their Soulgrinder, Ask to borrow one of your tanks. It promptly mutates.
The Deamon hunter shelf space disapears (Shelves and all) in broad daylight, with the employee restocking them.
The lifesized space marine in the store front turns out to be painted in Black legion colours.

His Skulltaker starts slashing the heads off of your models.

He offers one of the store employees to the Chaos Gods, and a Bloodthrister bursts out of that same employee.

After a match you ask for some change for the bus and says I will give you change if you pledge your soul to me

Gains red skin when angry

He summons a greater daemon and the model is flayed and a replica of your opponent appears as the greater daemon

He attempts to use his plasma guns to drop pie plates you call him up about it and you are suddenly on the table under that pie plate and its starting to get really hot.

When you opponent fields this army http://belloflostsouls.blogspot.com/2008/12/jody-tuckers-cult-of-fire-daemons-of.html

He can turn his head around 360 degrees.

When, in game, his hand brushes an inquisitor and he gets burned,

If he disapears everytime a cock roach show up.

He stares longingly at the GW store's Eldar Display whilst muttering "*sigh* Those were the days... Oh what times we had !"

He crawls up onto the ceiling and starts gibbering and rotating his head.

When the forefeit for having lost the game is having your head taken for the skull-throne.

51)his models start shouting blood for the blood god!!

52) on the last turn he is about to lose when he summons 10 deamon prince next to all of your troops

my bad at 52

53) When you look up to face him, he has two heads. Then, when you look at him again, his nose is bigger. Then, when you look at him a third time, he has 3 eyes.

When he tells you that he's posessed by a demon.

(Actually, that doesn't work, cause demons lie.)

Orkeosaurus wrote:When he tells you that he's possessed by a demon.

(Actually, that doesn't work, cause demons lie.)

Wrong, Fateweaver tells the truth

55) When he moves his hand to move his models, his hand splits into multiple smaller hands and they split into even more smaller hands until he has enough hands for each of his models. The he proceeds to move them.

Dang, playing horde-Orks must be a bastard for him.

56) he's the guy you never follow to the WC ... he must be some unholy nurgle spawn; no one human should be able to make it reak that badly

he's 2 feet tall, has long pointy ears, and is green, he talks funny, not so much you can't understand him, but enough that you wonder how long he's had that speech impediment, and whether anyone has the balls to ask him.

Eventually, someone does ask him.

That poor someone is promptly picked up by nothing and thrown against the metal model display, impaling him.

The mean, green, midget with long pointy ears reaches into his robes and pulls out a beer. You notice the thick five oclock shadow surounding his face. He takes a long pull from the bottle and looks at you, his eyes glazed over in an almost toxic comination of old age, beer, and the crazies and says,

"Tired I am, of this light side bull ," he takes another pull, "Get this over with we must. Running out of beer I am"

He then promplty staggers into a life size space marine model, which falls over, crushing him.

You steal all his warhammer stuff.


.... maybe I'm thinking of something else

or maybe I'm just awsome

(58) he doesent bring an army to your store. only death. and maybe magic the gathering cards.

(59) he'll have tuna somewhere.

60)Your opponent tells you he has a "corporate" job.

61)your opponent is female(I know, Iknow, its just a joke)

62) your opponent tells you he's a lawyer.

63)He's accompanied by a cloud of flies.

64) he laughs at you when you say "i play orks" and then cries after you drop a horde of boyz on the table

(65) It writhes in pain as I burn it with a Sanctified Flamer. All Demons will perish in the Light of the Emperor.

66)He's accompanied by theme music fron the Omen and introduces himself as Damien.

67) His hot GF named Lilith is always trying to seduce you

68) His deamon army all look like Barney, dance like Barney, and sing I Love You, You love Me.

69) He never shows up for a scheduled game with the inquisition.

70) you bring a cross... just in case things get a little out of hand

71) He stares at the cross, stares at you, stares at the cross again, and wrests it out of your hand, confirming your worst fears about christianity (just kidding... don't kill me oh holy one... please... )